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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Meatwad on June 13, 2008, 08:20:24 PM
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I think I am on the path of creation. Bacon with the texture of rubber but edible. Doesnt that sound good?
You could even put a piece around your neck and choke yourself while eating it, great for hardcore bacon lovers
DROOOOOL
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So, you're basically talking about Ham Jerky?
Bacon is good though.
:aok
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Bacon for Emo's.
Nice.
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Just the type of apocalyptic culinary proposal I would expect from a man who can't appreciate a good thick sausage.
:D
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Rubber Bacon for emo's.....
Put a choker collar at one end and pull them around
Oh man thats genius!!
Dont yall steal my ideas, this will be the best thing since the pet rock :aok
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Just the type of apocalyptic culinary proposal I would expect from a man who can't appreciate a good thick sausage.
:D
spoken like a man who can appreciate a good thick sausage.
:uhoh
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Our local CBS affiliate aired a story about Mexican Emo's in Juarez getting beat up by their peers for being "wierd". I have no idea why our local CBS station had to do a story on this. Emo's definitely need to get their tulips beat.
**** yeah they do.
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Rubber Bacon for emo's.....
Put a choker collar at one end and pull them around
Oh man thats genius!!
Dont yall steal my ideas, this will be the best thing since the pet rock :aok
(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q37/acfireguy26/image_0111.jpg)
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spoken like a man who can appreciate a good thick sausage.
:uhoh
Hooked one, anyone wanna clean 'em? Hehe... ;)
J/K Chief
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hey, if i am big enough to clean, well...i'll take that as a compliment.
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Kewl... I'm thinkin Bacon Tires now.
The sweet smell of lightin up yer bacon at a traffic light.
Gives dogs all the more reason to chase my car.
Yer onto something big Meatwad!
:aok
Mac
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Bacon cigars
Bacon beer
Bacon scented wallpaper (stolen from Willy Wonka, dont tell him I have his idea)
A screensaver for plasma screen TV's showing bacon frying with refillable bacon aerosol spary can dispenser
Speaking of a dispenser, bacon dispenser
Im the Albert Einstein of bacon :D
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"Eau du Sueey" cologne for men by Pork du Rihndz, esq.
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Im the Albert Einstein of bacon :D
always wondered who that was. now i know.
it's the little things meatwad. the little things.
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always wondered who that was. now i know.
it's the little things meatwad. the little things.
:cool:
You should know.
Just sayin'...
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says the toothpick to the pencil.
:cool:
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Continue to prove my point! Excellent!
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:rolleyes:
moving on...
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Hey, I was just sayin'...no need to get mad.
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Bacon cigars
Bacon beer
Bacon scented wallpaper (stolen from Willy Wonka, dont tell him I have his idea)
A screensaver for plasma screen TV's showing bacon frying with refillable bacon aerosol spary can dispenser
Speaking of a dispenser, bacon dispenser
Im the Albert Einstein of bacon :D
Here's some ammo for your pork based crusade MeatStein:
http://www.baconsalt.com/ (http://www.baconsalt.com/)
...posted before, but while I'm here:
http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/2008/02/for-an-edible-container-try-bacon-bowls.html (http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/2008/02/for-an-edible-container-try-bacon-bowls.html)
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:O
Me so hungry
Meatstein.... Does that mean I will host a game show?
I got it!
"Win Meatstein's bacon", where you compete with me in a game of wits and the winner gets 5000 pieces of bacon.
Whats hollywood's number again?
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1-800-quadruple bypass
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No matter what they tell you, a packet of bacon is NOT resealable.
Once the first strip hits the fryin pan... it's all or nothin.
Bacon Rules!
:aok
Mac
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:rolleyes:
moving on...
You still mad, pookie?
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:rofl Pookie
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No matter what they tell you, a packet of bacon is NOT resealable.
Once the first strip hits the fryin pan... it's all or nothin.
Bacon Rules!
:aok
Mac
THE BACONATOR!
(http://robonator.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/baconator.jpg)
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Oh Man!!!! My heart just skipped a beat and I'm droolin. Thought it was a stoke at first.
:aok
Mac
I'm actually feelin sexually aroused... come to Daddy!!!
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I
WANT
ONE
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Just looking at it makes me want to put my name on the live organ recipient list.
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Off the boards 'till tomorrow, so in parting, some thread related reading to keep certain posters 'aroused' ;)
Bacon Reviews galore
http://www.iheartbacon.com/ (http://www.iheartbacon.com/)
Adventures in Bacon
http://www.baconunwrapped.com/ (http://www.baconunwrapped.com/)
Your Daily Bacon Recipe!
http://baconshow.blogspot.com/ (http://baconshow.blogspot.com/)
These could also double as categories on Einwad's new gameshow. :D
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You still mad, pookie?
never was.
you call that late night male enhancement number yet picky?
:cool:
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Just looking at it makes me want to put my name on the live organ recipient list.
list of people of waiting for transplant of "that special part of the male anatomy", state of texas.
1. diablotx
;)
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What's with the noodle fixation, 88?
You say my car is a noodle enhancer.
Then you say "toothpick to pencil" in comparison.
And now "that special part of the male anatomy" quip?
Dude...seriously...subject change, bro.
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Wow, how did I miss this juicy little thread?
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Wow, how did I miss this juicy little thread?
I figured if anyone wanted to stay away from the bacons thread it'd be you...you know with the state of your ticker and all.
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true
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I had some bacon from breakfast :D
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was it everything that you ever wanted and more?
:confused:
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Yes, it was orgasmic
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TMI !!!!
TMI!!!!
:cry
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On a different note.......What does "public indecentcy" mean? :confused:
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On a different note.......What does "public indecentcy" mean? :confused:
That your money isn't worth much to anybody?
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classic meatwad thread.
;)
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I had 3 strips of bacon with my huevos rancheros today...also had refried beans and tortillas. MMMMMMMMMM good!
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With your who?
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Mi huevos rancheros...pinche gringo...
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Hover ranchers?
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Yes, I got the idea from watching the Jetsons.
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Awesome! Why didnt you say so to begin with :)
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Didn't think I had to, you pinche gringo.
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Words are confusing to me :huh