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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: midnight Target on June 17, 2008, 07:23:30 AM
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You've ever actually paid money to see in a theater...
Mine is easy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061420/
Pretty sure this was the 1st "Billy Jack" movie.
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75% of Fahrenheit 9/11.
100% of Look Who's Talking Now
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1. Air Force One - The only movie I've ever walked out of.
2. Twister - I almost walked out on this one.
3. Megaforce - So bad I knew better than to go see it.
(http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Castle/3158/MegaForce/acethumb.jpg)
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some one with Nick Nolte and barberra striesand in it.. I got talked into going by one of the ex wives... Nick nolte who had done "who'll stop the rain" did this abomination.. It was the first time that I realized that there were these movies out there that were "chick flicks".. it went on for hours.. I dozed off for a couple of hours in the middle of it but there was still like another few hours left when I woke up.. lots of talking and weeping.
lazs
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Hitchhikers Guide TO The Galaxy
What a wasted opportunity.
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Farenheit 9/11.
Michael Moore's flatulance on celluloid is hardly cinema.
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Hitchhikers Guide TO The Galaxy
What a wasted opportunity.
word.
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Pearl Harbor...the one with that Ben Assfleck dude.
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75% of Fahrenheit 9/11.
100% of Look Who's Talking Now
100% of Fahrenheit 9/11, that was a bunch of B.S. in that movie.
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I've never had the opportunity to see it, but I bet this ranks pretty high. :eek:
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g302/musa54/CoolAsIceMovie.jpg)
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Barton Fink
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I've never had the opportunity to see it, but I bet this ranks pretty high. :eek:
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g302/musa54/CoolAsIceMovie.jpg)
Should say starring in his first and last movie...
:lol
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"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow"; closely followed by "Billy Jack." Just the thought of them leaves me nauseous.
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Oh it's on, now. Sky Captain rocked.
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Heavens Gate. 4 hours of shear boredom to see a 10 minute blood bath at the end.
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BillyJack would pimp out Chuck Norris :t
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WHERE TO START?
Note: When reading the list you ask yourself "Why would he go see that?" Then assume I was 'dragged' there by my wife.
1) Legally Blonde 2
2) Reno 911
3) Indiana Jones 4
4) Space Truckers
5) *45 Tied for 5th
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Oh it's on, now. Sky Captain rocked.
No, no it didn't. The new Sky Captain literally copied the old one shot for shot. And instead of making a masterpiece appear so much better, it made it horrible.
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Hitchhikers Guide TO The Galaxy. What a wasted opportunity.
After having read the book first, I agree wholeheartedly.
Although, there was one movie I bought that I didn't even get 10 minutes into before shutting the TV off ~ New World, I think it was. Colin Ferrell.
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Ang "the Hack" lee's
The Hulk.
I ate something that didn’t agree with me, and I was perfectly content to be stuck in a cheap movie Theater bathroom stall. Yes that movie was that bad. Even Jennifer Connelly’s excellent boobies couldn’t help it.
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National Treasure
The Ladykillers
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the ladykillers was a great movie dude.
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The Frogs. The only time I've ever requested my money back from a theatre. (And didn't get a refund.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068615/
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Leaving Las Vegas....just die already!
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No, no it didn't. The new Sky Captain literally copied the old one shot for shot. And instead of making a masterpiece appear so much better, it made it horrible.
WTF are you talking about? Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow wasn't a remake of ANYTHING.
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Somersby, with Richard Gere. ugh.
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the ladykillers was a great movie dude.
I knew you were retarded.
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I knew you were retarded.
I can't think of a Coen brothers movie I didn't like.
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I thought "No Country for Old Men" was awesome. But "The Ladykillers" is a piece of crap. Horrible movie, horrible script.
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I began watching "Iron Eagle" on TV with my dad. I don't want to see the rest of it. It sucked. I know I may get some flak for this, but I didn't really like "Thin Red Line". It was sometimes confusing, and some strange scenes in it too. There would be a massive artillery barrage in one scene. The next scene had Staros talking on the radio, with no artillery in the background. I didn't like "The Matrix" series that much either. It felt like they left out a big gap inbetween the first and second movies.
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I thought "No Country for Old Men" was awesome. But "The Ladykillers" is a piece of crap. Horrible movie, horrible script.
i thought it was a nice rendition of the southern character. i enjoyed it as an afternoon tale.
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You've ever actually paid money to see in a theater...
Mine is easy
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061420/
Pretty sure this was the 1st "Billy Jack" movie.
I loved that movie, bad acting and all. Really bad acting at that.
I can't remember the name of what I think is the worst movie. It had an actor from Jurasik park in it. The only reason I watched it. A ship jumped to subspace for the first time and went through Hell. I renamed it to "Devil in Space". It was atrocious. And really really dumb.
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I loved that movie, bad acting and all. Really bad acting at that.
I can't remember the name of what I think is the worst movie. It had an actor from Jurasik park in it. The only reason I watched it. A ship jumped to subspace for the first time and went through Hell. I renamed it to "Devil in Space". It was atrocious. And really really dumb.
Event Horizon?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119081/
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I began watching "Iron Eagle" on TV with my dad. I don't want to see the rest of it. It sucked. I know I may get some flak for this, but I didn't really like "Thin Red Line". It was sometimes confusing, and some strange scenes in it too. There would be a massive artillery barrage in one scene. The next scene had Staros talking on the radio, with no artillery in the background. I didn't like "The Matrix" series that much either. It felt like they left out a big gap inbetween the first and second movies.
Its funny you said that because I just watched Iron Eagle tonight for the first time in 15 years. What a disappointment, I shouldn't have watched it. Shoulda clung to those childhood memories of it being awesome.
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Idiocracy
Inconvenient Truth
Jarhead
:aok
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Ishtar
Chocolat
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Hands Down: "Cannibal Holocaust"
Friend of mine got me the DVD (he's into "bad movies"). Movie was so bad, so horrible, so sick, so disgusting, so disturbing... that I ejected the DVD out halfway through, smashed it into little pieces, and burned it outside with lighter fluid.
DO NOT BE TEMPTED TO GET OR WATCH IT.... YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR YEARS TO COME - PERIOD.
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Two words: Shanghai Knights.
(Wretch.... puke.....)
Only movie I have walked out of. Oh wait... Has anyone seen a movie called Bubba Hotep? This is about an aging Elvis (Bruce Cambell) and a black guy (cant remember his name) who thinks he is JFK. They are both in a nursing home under false identities and are hunting down a mummy that kills other old people in the nursing home. At first I though I was dillusional but no, it was real. Strangest thing I have ever seen.
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Pearl Harbor
We Were Soldiers
Groundhog Day
The last Star Wars movie
Mission to Mars
Anything with Nick Cage
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Jumper. I was forced against my will.
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Just thought of another one; Gone With the Wind, with the stupidest opening scene of any movie based on a historical novel; Slaves singing contentedly in the field. The only person in the movie who was a bigger nincompoop than Scarlett was Rhett, for not realizing that there were other, better fish in the sea.
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Only movie I have walked out of. Oh wait... Has anyone seen a movie called Bubba Hotep? This is about an aging Elvis (Bruce Cambell) and a black guy (cant remember his name) who thinks he is JFK. They are both in a nursing home under false identities and are hunting down a mummy that kills other old people in the nursing home. At first I though I was dillusional but no, it was real. Strangest thing I have ever seen.
I actually own that.
Dont ask :huh
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Somersby, with Richard Gere. ugh.
Sommersby was bad, but Angel Eyes with Jennifer Lopez was worse. Born on the Forth of July was also a close 2nd bad date flick.
The best one I ever stumbled upon (because we were late stuck in traffic) was Snatch. I gotta give Brat Pitt kudos for that one.
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thats easy. Bridget Jones's Diary. and before you ask 1. yes it was a date, 2. no I didnt know before we got there, and 3. no I still didnt get any after pretending not to want to chew my own arm off with boredom for 2 hours. :mad:
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I thought idiocracy was funny.
lazs
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Chariots of Fire.
Oh and Makarov9, thats a nice avatar! For all of you old farts.......what movie was that character in and what was his name?
Here's another hint:
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff186/obie303/h_in_black_hole_robots_03.jpg)
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Top Gun, Pearl Harbour, all the police academy movies, most movies with tom cruise, barbra streisand (thx lazs lol) or clint eastwood. The list of bad movies and actors is gigantic, but those are the things that popped into my mind first.
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Chariots of Fire.
Oh and Makarov9, thats a nice avatar! For all of you old farts.......what movie was that character in and what was his name?
Here's another hint:
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff186/obie303/h_in_black_hole_robots_03.jpg)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078869/
Wab
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Nilsen didn't just say Clint Eastwood stars in sucky movies did he? :furious
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yes.. Clint Eastwood. :)
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Dirty Dancing.
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Top Gun, Pearl Harbour, all the police academy movies, most movies with tom cruise, barbra streisand (thx lazs lol) or clint eastwood. The list of bad movies and actors is gigantic, but those are the things that popped into my mind first.
Anybody who lumps Eastwood in with Tom Cruise and Barbra Streisand is either missing 2 of his/her five senses, is recovering from massive head trauma, lives in a female-dominated household/society, or all of the above.
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Obie...it was "The Black Hole" by Disney.
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Shuckins & Wab, that's right. Remember their names? (Ironically, I just watched this movie last week with my niece. She hated it.)
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Anybody who lumps Eastwood in with Tom Cruise and Barbra Streisand is either missing 2 of his/her five senses, is recovering from massive head trauma, lives in a female-dominated household/society, or all of the above.
Not comparing them in any other way than that they all suck. Clint is a really bad actor and so is the other two.
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Not comparing them in any other way than that they all suck. Clint is a really bad actor and so is the other two.
Based on prevailing statistics and decades of expert opinion, I think that it's far more likely that you're just a really bad judge of movies and actors.
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Well my taste is just different than your mainstream one.
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Well my taste is just different than your mainstream one.
Naaa... Our tastes are completely similar.
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The Village :noid :huh
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johnny mnemonic, half the theater left 20 mins in.
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The Quick, and the Dead. now that movie sux.
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Face off (turned it off after the opening scene in which Nic Cage is jumping while shooting duel pistols and not missing a shot). And XXX with Vin Diesel, another gem I watched less than halfway thru.
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2 worst war movies recently; Pearl Harbor and that world war one movie, its so bad I don't want to remember the name.
Star Wars.. All the prequels
Indiana Jones 4
Most Tom Cruise movies.. MI 1 thru whatever
The Global warming movie with Dennis Quaid.. Great special effects hindered by a very bad story. Remember Frank's cup? That was a special laugh moment.. I watched this piece of deffication in the theater.. People were howling and groaning through the whole movie.
I don't generally consider Billy Jack (1st movie) or the many of the Missing in action (Chuck Norris) as these are B movies to began with. They don't pretend to be a good movie. But Star Wars? Indiana Jones? Come on Lucas put down the pen.. let someone who still has writing skills write your movie.. collect the money..then we can all be happy.
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Police Academy 3. First movie I ever got up and left from. And Ive sat thru many a bad movie. If its dark,atleast I can sleep.