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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on June 18, 2008, 08:23:19 PM
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Purple dress or blue dress? :O
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/2-fat-ladies.jpg)
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Oh dear Lord...this isn't going to end pretty.
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Oh dear Lord...this isn't going to end pretty.
It didn't start pretty, either.
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Oh dear Lord...this isn't going to end pretty.
Neither does Mac. :rofl
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Fred prolly "hit" them both! <runs from the LTAR with a fleetness akin of Lee Van Cleef>
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OH MY.........the best thing to do in this case is run because they both look hungry....LMAO
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Dam decisions, decisions.....
Help me out here HT, watta think?
:huh
Rip you're one sick dude...
:aok
Mac
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Them girls would be good shade in the summer and heat in the winter :rock
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Them girls would be good shade in the summer and heat in the winter :rock
This isn't THE Uptown (From GB) is it? Can't be...a brit would never use the term "Them girls". :rofl
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Them girls would be good shade in the summer and heat in the winter :rock
"If'in it ain't sweatin, It ain't worth gettin."
:huh
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Dam decisions, decisions.....
Help me out here HT, watta think?
:huh
Rip you're one sick dude...
:aok
Mac
I taught him well :aok
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
this thread rox.
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"If'in it ain't sweatin, It ain't worth gettin."
:huh
:rofl
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I'd hit it.
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I'd hit it.
...and then bounce off "it" and hit the other :D
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all my ex's live in texas....... :aok
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Dam decisions, decisions.....
Help me out here HT, watta think?
:huh
Mac
Throw a ham on the floor and let them fight to the death for it. Keep the winner. :aok
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all my ex's live in texas....... :aok
:rofl :aok
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Throw a ham on the floor and let them fight to the death for it. Keep the winner.
ROFLMAO :rofl :rofl :rofl
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The hot skinny one in the red, you know, the one standing between them....... Poor hot skinny girl in the red.
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one on the right.
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Throw a ham on the floor and let them fight to the death for it. Keep the winner. :aok
Jesus Man!! Keep the Loser! Less of a bad thing. :uhoh
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
this thread rox.
What? Huh? :confused:
ROX
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Looks like RipSnort's a "Hug & Chalk" kinda guy...
Hug her... Chaulk her where ya left off... hug again..
From Hoagy Carmichaels vault:
I gotta gal that's mighty sweet, With blue eyes and
tiny feet. Her name is Rosabelle Magee, and she tips
the scale at three o three, Oh!
Gee- but ain't it grand to have a girl so big and fat
that when you hug'er
You don't know where you're at you
Have to take a piece of chalk in your hand and
hug a way and chalk a mark to see where you began,
One day when I was a huggin and a chalkin and a chalkin
and a huggin a way. When I met another fella with
some chalk in his hand, Com-in' around the other way 'round
the mountain. Comin' around the other way.
Nobody ever said I'm weak. My bones don't ache and my joints
creak. But I I grow absolutely limp, Ev-'ry time I kiss my
baby blimp, Oh!
One day I had a yen for some one leaner, she was meaner than a
mink in a pen. So I left her now I'm happy as a fella could be
Huggin and chalkin in once a gain 'round my Rosie
Huggin and chalkin in once again.
One day I was a huggin and a chalkin and a beggin' her to be my bride
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
Comin a round the other side of the mountain
Comin around the other side.
[ Huggin And Chalkin Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]
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Don't know if anyonw has seen this song. My grandfather still sings it occasionaly. Then he also sings about my grandmother being a battleax. Maybe that's why they are divorced.
My Gal's a Corker
My gal's a corker, she's a New Yorker
I buy her everything to keep her in style
She's got a pair of legs, just like two whiskey kegs
Hey boys, that's where my money goes-oes-oes
That's where my money goes, to buy my baby clothes
I buys her everything to keep her in style
She's worth her weight in gold, my coal black baby
Hey boys, that's where my money goes
When we go walkin', she does the talkin'
And when my arm's round her, how time does fly
She does the teasin', I do the sqeezin'
Hey boys,...
She's got a pair of eyes, just like two custard pies
And when she looks at me, I sure get a thrill
She's got a pair of lips, just like potato chips
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She's got a pair of legs, just like two whiskey kegs
And when they knock together, oh what a sound
She's got a pair of hips, just like two battle ships
She's got a bulbous nose, just like a big red rose
And when the lights go out, it really does shine
She wears silk underwear, I wear my latest pair
SOF
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"If'in it ain't sweatin, It ain't worth gettin."
:huh
:rofl
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Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZ0j5Yol7E