Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Slamfire on June 19, 2008, 11:57:11 AM
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"There once was a horder from Bishland,
Who thought of fair fights as mere quicksand.
He'd blast through the fray,
"Hispanos Away!!!!!",
'cause padding his score made his day"
Ok... nothing to brag about... I ain't no Bill Shakespeare... so try to top it ! :)
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"There once was a horder from Bishland,
Who thought of fair fights as mere quicksand.
He'd blast through the fray,
"Hispanos Away!!!!!",
'cause padding his score made his day"
Ok... nothing to brag about... I ain't no Bill Shakespeare... so try to top it ! :)
I've been here a month longer that you......and I have no earthly idea what this means....
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"There once was a horder from Bishland,
Who thought of fair fights as mere quicksand.
He'd blast through the fray,
"Hispanos Away!!!!!",
'cause padding his score made his day"
Ok... nothing to brag about... I ain't no Bill Shakespeare... so try to top it ! :)
To be a true Limerick your last word needs to rhyme with the bishland/quicksand word set.
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There once was a squeaker,
fair fights made him weaker,
he was a tard,
wuz probably a fat lard,
oh look it's cmusTARD
:rofl :rofl :noid :noid :noid
(sry mustard, couldn't resist.) :D :P
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(http://www.surfermag.com/features/onlineexclusives/Robert_Shaw_as_Quint_in_the_movie_'Jaws'_(1976).jpg)
"....I'd rather be swimmin' with bowlegged' women..."
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There once was a squeaker,
fair fights made him weaker,
he was a tard,
wuz probably a fat lard,
oh look it's cmusTARD
:rofl :rofl :noid :noid :noid
(sry mustard, couldn't resist.) :D :P
Actually got a chuckle outta that one, good thinking :)
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Actually got a chuckle outta that one, good thinking :)
:D
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There once was a nobb,
That flew like a boob.
He HO'd, vulched and liked to pick,
and when shot down real quick,
blamed it all on his stick.
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There once was a poster named Ripsnort
Who used cut n paste for his retort
From sites so far right
It'll give you a fright
It's obvious his thingie is too short.
:D
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There once was a poster named Ripsnort
Who used cut n paste for his retort
From sites so far right
It'll give you a fright
It's obvious his thingie is too short.
:D
LOL
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this can't possibly end well.
:D
:aok
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Nobody has submitted a 'true' limerick yet.
"A limerick has five lines, with three metrical feet in the first, second, and fifth lines and two metrical feet in the third and fourth lines."
Example:
The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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Thank you bcadoo. I was cringing going through this thread, seeing my favorite literary form tortured.
Please PLEASE, at least get the rhyming pattern right, even if you can't figure out the meter.
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There once was a poster named Ripsnort
Who used cut n paste for his retort
From sites so far right
It'll give you a fright
It's obvious his thingie is too short.
:D
LOL
Sorry...that was funny.
:aok
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Cartoon pilots these are
with women they wont get you far
I think it is sad
how some think they are bad
I'll stick to playing guitar
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(http://www.surfermag.com/features/onlineexclusives/Robert_Shaw_as_Quint_in_the_movie_'Jaws'_(1976).jpg)
"....I'd rather be swimmin' with bowlegged' women..."
No more drinkin', no more sinnin'
No more kissin' bow-legged women
No more twos that look like tens
'Til the drunk wears off an' the light sneaks in
This time I've made up my mind
I ain't gonna do that again
No, no, 'til the next time