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Title: Aces High Limericks
Post by: Slamfire on June 19, 2008, 11:57:11 AM
"There once was a horder from Bishland,
Who thought of fair fights as mere quicksand.
He'd blast through the fray,
"Hispanos Away!!!!!",
'cause padding his score made his day"


Ok... nothing to brag about... I ain't no Bill Shakespeare... so try to top it !  :)
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: ZetaNine on June 19, 2008, 12:03:48 PM
"There once was a horder from Bishland,
Who thought of fair fights as mere quicksand.
He'd blast through the fray,
"Hispanos Away!!!!!",
'cause padding his score made his day"


Ok... nothing to brag about... I ain't no Bill Shakespeare... so try to top it !  :)





I've been here a month longer that you......and I have no earthly idea what this means....
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: bcadoo on June 20, 2008, 08:51:46 AM
"There once was a horder from Bishland,
Who thought of fair fights as mere quicksand.
He'd blast through the fray,
"Hispanos Away!!!!!",
'cause padding his score made his day"


Ok... nothing to brag about... I ain't no Bill Shakespeare... so try to top it !  :)


To be a true Limerick your last word needs to rhyme with the bishland/quicksand word set.

Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: angelsandair on June 20, 2008, 09:02:16 AM
There once was a squeaker,
fair fights made him weaker,
he was a tard,
wuz probably a fat lard,
oh look it's cmusTARD


 :rofl :rofl :noid :noid :noid

(sry mustard, couldn't resist.)  :D :P
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: ZetaNine on June 20, 2008, 09:25:58 AM
(http://www.surfermag.com/features/onlineexclusives/Robert_Shaw_as_Quint_in_the_movie_'Jaws'_(1976).jpg)


"....I'd rather be swimmin' with bowlegged' women..."
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: Spikes on June 20, 2008, 09:35:38 AM
There once was a squeaker,
fair fights made him weaker,
he was a tard,
wuz probably a fat lard,
oh look it's cmusTARD


 :rofl :rofl :noid :noid :noid

(sry mustard, couldn't resist.)  :D :P
Actually got a chuckle outta that one, good thinking :)
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: angelsandair on June 20, 2008, 09:36:41 AM
Actually got a chuckle outta that one, good thinking :)
:D
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: avionix on June 20, 2008, 10:07:43 AM
There once was a nobb,
That flew like a boob.
He HO'd, vulched and liked to pick,
and when shot down real quick,
blamed it all on his stick.
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: Carrel on June 20, 2008, 11:11:13 AM
There once was a poster named Ripsnort
Who used cut n paste for his retort
From sites so far right
It'll give you a fright
It's obvious his thingie is too short.

 :D
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: mensa180 on June 20, 2008, 02:07:37 PM
There once was a poster named Ripsnort
Who used cut n paste for his retort
From sites so far right
It'll give you a fright
It's obvious his thingie is too short.

 :D

LOL
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: JB88 on June 20, 2008, 02:51:58 PM
this can't possibly end well.

 :D

 :aok
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: bcadoo on June 21, 2008, 01:10:26 AM
Nobody has submitted a 'true' limerick yet.

"A limerick has five lines, with three metrical feet in the first, second, and fifth lines and two metrical feet in the third and fourth lines."

Example:

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: Auger on June 21, 2008, 02:15:03 AM
Thank you bcadoo.  I was cringing going through this thread, seeing my favorite literary form tortured.

Please PLEASE, at least get the rhyming pattern right, even if you can't figure out the meter.
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: Curval on June 21, 2008, 08:53:55 AM
There once was a poster named Ripsnort
Who used cut n paste for his retort
From sites so far right
It'll give you a fright
It's obvious his thingie is too short.

 :D

LOL

Sorry...that was funny.

 :aok
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: Roundeye on June 21, 2008, 10:36:49 AM
Cartoon pilots these are
with women they wont get you far
I think it is sad
how some think they are bad
I'll stick to playing guitar
Title: Re: Aces High Limericks
Post by: Jackal1 on June 21, 2008, 11:08:46 AM
(http://www.surfermag.com/features/onlineexclusives/Robert_Shaw_as_Quint_in_the_movie_'Jaws'_(1976).jpg)


"....I'd rather be swimmin' with bowlegged' women..."

No more drinkin', no more sinnin'
No more kissin' bow-legged women
No more twos that look like tens
'Til the drunk wears off an' the light sneaks in
This time I've made up my mind
I ain't gonna do that again
No, no, 'til the next time