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Title: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Grayeagle on June 24, 2008, 01:15:24 PM
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q260/1grayeagle/misc/Oott_picture002.png)

Yassir .. WoW was fun, but ..no barbarians.
No Oott the way Oott *is* :)

Conan online tho .. ohh yaaa ... *perfect*

Dis .. is NOT a TOY!!

You have to be over 18 to even log in .. Mature content.
Chopping heads, arms, blood spewing .. even the language is coarse here an there ..fits the scene tho.

It's a barbaric place.
It takes a little skill even.
I like it :)

-GE aka Frank
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: VWE on June 24, 2008, 01:19:56 PM
You have to be over 18 to even log in .. Mature content.
Chopping heads, arms, blood spewing .. even the language is coarse here an there ..fits the scene tho.


Really, and how are you going to control that? Half of CoD4 on xbox live are squeekers in the 8 to 12 year old range and that game has a 17+ age rating on it. I bet the Cartman and Kennys will make up the majority not the minority.
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: ChickenHawk on June 24, 2008, 02:20:52 PM

You have to be over 18 to even log in .. Mature content.

Man, I sure hope he's not going commando under that kilt.   :O
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: 007Rusty on June 24, 2008, 02:23:08 PM
     :rofl :rofl  :rofl
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 24, 2008, 06:28:54 PM
Surely sounds way more fun than an Aces High convention! :rock :devil
http://media.funcom.com/aoc/video/launchevent/Conanevent_DNxHD_10bit480p.wmv (http://media.funcom.com/aoc/video/launchevent/Conanevent_DNxHD_10bit480p.wmv)
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 24, 2008, 06:33:14 PM
Man, I sure hope he's not going commando under that kilt.   :O

wouldnt worry bout it.
People who build their bodies up like that  even without steroids usually do so because they lack in the area under the kilt.

Probably little more then a raisen LOL
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 24, 2008, 06:36:34 PM
Then looking at your avatar, I'm assuming you have an asian wife  :t
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 24, 2008, 06:41:01 PM
Then looking at your avatar, I'm assuming you have an asian wife  :t

Naa the Armor just makes me look big.
Wife is Irish/Itallian

had sex with a Chineese Girl once
But an hour later I was horny again  :D
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Slash27 on June 24, 2008, 09:18:51 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: DiabloTX on June 24, 2008, 09:38:42 PM
Naa the Armor just makes me look big.
Wife is Irish/Itallian

had sex with a Chineese Girl once
But an hour later I was horny again  :D

That right there is teh funneh, I don't care who you are!
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: AWMac on June 24, 2008, 11:38:49 PM
Is that someone on the bridge or did he just watermelon a lil person?
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Grayeagle on June 25, 2008, 01:40:37 AM
LOL.. 'they' are controlling the log-in ..them .. over there -points-->

Not very well .. but . . what do you expect from 'them?'

As for size issues .. never had a problem in any area.

Southeast Asia ladies .. an education on many levels.

If I hadn't been married when I went over, I would have been when I came back
-period-

As for the game .. fun stuff.
The lady characters take their top off, it's boobs-a-lot in Camelot :)

-Frank aka GE
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 25, 2008, 10:27:08 AM
I'm going to buy it ... and I'll be a girl so I can flash myself at will.  :D Is there a ID I should look for? (Only MMOP I ever played was EVE and I got bored 1 week later, can't have a real life beside the game if you want to be powerfull enought to have a virtual life).
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: ink on June 25, 2008, 11:22:33 AM
i have been waiting for this game for over a year, i have read every conan book there is
(i have 55 of them in my library)
started reading them when i was 12, in 1982,  what sux is its only online.

and from what ive seen i dont like how you can see the damage as numbers when you attack someone.
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Dowding on June 25, 2008, 11:28:01 AM
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i have read every conan book there is (i have 55 of them in my library)

Wow. Your library must rival that of Ptolemy in terms of quality. Do you have anything a little less high brow?
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Swoop on June 25, 2008, 11:30:31 AM
oooOooooOOOooooo, kitten has claws!
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Reschke on June 25, 2008, 11:35:00 AM
Heck yeah woman character so I can flash myself as well....

SWEET!
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: ink on June 25, 2008, 12:08:33 PM
Wow. Your library must rival that of Ptolemy in terms of quality. Do you have anything a little less high brow?

LOL

you dont think Robert E Howard is Good?

he is one of the greatest writers of our time,

lets see i have
Robert E Howard
Robert ludlum
Edgar Allan Poe
Terry Brooks
Stephen king
James Patterson
Dean Koontz
Robert Heinlein
Piers Anthony
Terry Goodkind
T.H. white
Edger Rice Burroughs
Morgan Llywelyn
Robert R. McCammon
Alan Dean Foster
Peter Straub
Clive Barker
H. P. Lovecraft
Poul Anderson
Isaac Asimov
Ben Bova
Gordon R. Dickson
Arthur Conan Doyle


these are just the ones i can think of now.
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 25, 2008, 07:45:11 PM
Yassir .. WoW was fun, but ..no barbarians.
No Oott the way Oott *is* :)

Conan online tho .. ohh yaaa ... *perfect*

Dis .. is NOT a TOY!!

You have to be over 18 to even log in .. Mature content.
Chopping heads, arms, blood spewing .. even the language is coarse here an there ..fits the scene tho.

It's a barbaric place.
It takes a little skill even.
I like it :)

-GE aka Frank

What server are you on?  I have a lvl 53 Barbarian (Fuhyo) on Zug and a lvl 48 Barbarian (Mongo) on Tyranny.

With the exception of the German version, the Euro version is completely uncensored and has full nudity.


ack-ack
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: DiabloTX on June 25, 2008, 07:46:50 PM
Wow. Your library must rival that of Ptolemy in terms of quality. Do you have anything a little less high brow?


Are you sure you aren't French?
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 25, 2008, 07:52:17 PM
LOL

you dont think Robert E Howard is Good?

he is one of the greatest writers of our time,

lets see i have
Robert E Howard
Robert ludlum
Edgar Allan Poe
Terry Brooks
Stephen king
James Patterson
Dean Koontz
Robert Heinlein
Piers Anthony
Terry Goodkind
T.H. white
Edger Rice Burroughs
Morgan Llywelyn
Robert R. McCammon
Alan Dean Foster
Peter Straub
Clive Barker
H. P. Lovecraft
Poul Anderson
Isaac Asimov
Ben Bova
Gordon R. Dickson
Arthur Conan Doyle


these are just the ones i can think of now.


And dont forget that literary classic

"Are You My Mother" By P.D. Eastman

 :)
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Pooh21 on June 25, 2008, 09:30:39 PM
What server are you on?  I have a lvl 53 Barbarian (Fuhyo) on Zug and a lvl 48 Barbarian (Mongo) on Tyranny.

With the exception of the German version, the Euro version is completely uncensored and has full nudity.


ack-ack

you mean they took the blood out but left the bewbies in the German version correct?
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: ink on June 26, 2008, 12:50:46 AM
And dont forget that literary classic

"Are You My Mother" By P.D. Eastman

 :)

actually

Ferdanan the bull.
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Dowding on June 26, 2008, 03:54:42 AM
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you dont think Robert E Howard is Good?

Do I really need to answer that?
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: indy007 on June 26, 2008, 08:32:19 AM
It's not Conan Online, it's Age of Conan.
Here's some reviews from my guild.


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I'm quite critical of the games I play and have limited patience for games that aren't stellar.  Like I and many others have said, AoC is a flash in the pan: all flash, no substance.

Funcom could have pulled off something fantastic but failed at every important level.  The bait and switch routine is what pissed me off. 

Remember, I did my best to really give it an honest chance.  I CB tested it.  I Open-PvP Weekend tested it.  I gave feedback as did many others about many of the problems of the game.  However, they decided to release it and still leave many parts of the game as broken as can be.

There is absolutely NO PvP balance.  Don't take my word for it, just read the damn boards.  There basically 2-3 OP classes and the rest are just cannon fodder.  There is no POINT to PvP other than to grief.  I don't mind griefing, but at least give me some big picture to fight for. 

As of right now, the game just blows. This may change in the future, but I refuse to give my money to a company that practices Bait-n-Switch.

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Not gonna lie, what i've read about this latest patch actually breaks toejam that wasn't broken and doesn't fix toejam that still is.

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Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on June 26, 2008, 09:49:11 AM
I bought it.  :rofl
So far I fail to be impressed, and I far from sharing GE's enthousiasum. Yeah u get to choose if you hit right/left/center, but it's still the same stuff as Diablo was 12 years ago. Walk, see a bad guy horde, jump in and slash/magic everything. I even see less skill or strategy to play than a rpg game such as Jade Empire.

It is nevertheless much more fun to kill time than solitaire, even if it took me 1.5h to install the game on my pc, followed by a 880MB patch download at 200kb/sec  :lol
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Grayeagle on June 26, 2008, 11:45:27 AM
Hiya Frenchy and the rest of yas :)

A few of us setup the OOO guild on the Damballah server.

Nothin fancy, just friends havin a bit of fun.
Went to Damballah because Torp, Alien, and Tapper are there.
3rdUp is there also, 80th necro I heard.
I should check boards more often .. LOL ..no worries tho.

Critics are just that.
They'd whine if you got 'em laid.

It takes more skill than gear .. I like that.
I can run Oott .. I like that
(although would have preferred Oot ..addin another 't' to the end is a work-around
..barbies are simple and direct ..dont need another 't' .. really)

I am sure the nerf bat will swing, and is already from what I hear,
..as long as they dont get stupid, I'll still play.

I would like to see them add the basic all around wizard class.
The casters they have are cool ..but ..they just don't fit my Fuddthoo character
Their top fire caster type basically turns into a demon and breathes fire short range for a short time while usin a 2h blade.
Cool . but ..I already have several melee types who do melee 'better' ..ie: more fun to do.

They *do* have an excellent Necro -evil grin- .. so Riprap lives :)

Characters are:
Oott, Barby
Grayeagle, Conquerer (plate-wearer)
Cenye, Guardian (lady plate-wearer)
Riprap, Necro
Airiel, Ranger
Argle, Preist

Some may change .. may not ..-shrug-

-Frank aka GE
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Ack-Ack on June 26, 2008, 12:40:44 PM
you mean they took the blood out but left the bewbies in the German version correct?

Took out the blood, gore and fatality moves, don't know if they kept the jugs and slit trench though.


ack-ack
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: ink on June 26, 2008, 06:17:31 PM
Do I really need to answer that?


well thats all and good if you dont like R E Howard, if it wasn't for him modern  sword and sorcery wouldn't be the same,

have you even read any thing from him?

sword and sorcery was not the only "type" of writing he did,

ah whats the point, if you don't like him. what ever,I don't really care, your lose.
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Grayeagle on June 28, 2008, 02:54:40 PM
Note to self: turn it to high res when you make a screen shot of the game, dufus.

(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q260/1grayeagle/misc/Oott_picture001.png)

Oott just gets more barbarian as the days go by :)

-GE aka Frank
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: moot on June 28, 2008, 11:38:36 PM
No horses??
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: DREDIOCK on June 28, 2008, 11:58:43 PM
course you all reaise that if there had been a real Conan the Barbarian.
He probbly wouldnt have been a metrosexual.

Meaning he probably wouldnt have shaved all his body hair clean.
In fact he probably would have been covered in body hair from head to toe
Title: Re: Conan Online aka Oott Lives!
Post by: Grayeagle on June 29, 2008, 08:19:09 AM
Yassir ..more barbaric by the day.

(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q260/1grayeagle/misc/Oott_picture003.png)
High in the mountains of home.

Oott just finished a mission where he had to slaughter the wounded Vanir as payback for what they did to one of the Clan villages in Cimmeria. Oott is *not* a nice guy :)

And yes ..there are horses, barding, plumes, ..aloong with Rhino's and Elephants.
40th level required for the first riding lessons.. 80th for the elite rides.

=GE aka Frank aka Oott