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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: zoozoo on June 25, 2008, 10:42:35 AM

Title: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 25, 2008, 10:42:35 AM
There has been a lot of outrage in tanktown lately of what some say "Elite 109g2 pilots on killing sprees".
Our only info is that they are usually in a group of 3 and will do whatever it takes to kill an enemy,
such as HO,RAM,and gang.Since no Cow Clan members have been shot down there will be an award
of 2 thousand perk points if you down and find out what there name is. Here is some secret info our
undercover spy squeakers have found!

(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/KK1.jpg)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/KK2.jpg)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/KK3.jpg)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/KK4.jpg)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/KK5.jpg)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/KK6.jpg)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/KK7.jpg)
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/KK8.jpg)

So far our squeakers only have one lead in this picture. 
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/untitled-2.jpg)

We have one suspect under the name known as basketboi, and uses the some text such as:
pwnt,newb, and 0o0oO0o0oOO0oo.

The Cow Clan has recently sent us this message: 
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/blue-1-1.jpg)
 :noid
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Yenny on June 25, 2008, 10:46:19 AM
w00t
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: angelsandair on June 25, 2008, 10:57:37 AM
 :noid :noid :noid

(put me in, make it 4 >.<)
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Max on June 25, 2008, 11:01:47 AM
<---- inserts hillarious, belly laugh here ---->   < >
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Adonai on June 25, 2008, 11:18:03 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Zoo you did a great job its nice to see ya flying a 109 also! I noticed alot of people been flying the 109 more lately which is awesome.
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: 007Rusty on June 25, 2008, 11:32:14 AM
 :rofl :rofl                  :aok
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 25, 2008, 11:37:20 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Zoo you did a great job its nice to see ya flying a 109 also! I noticed alot of people been flying the 109 more lately which is awesome.



Thanks for encouraging me to fly the 109 adonai. Thanks  :salute
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Yenny on June 25, 2008, 11:49:21 AM
lol 109 dweeb united w00t
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: angelsandair on June 25, 2008, 12:48:45 PM
 :noid :noid :noid
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Adonai on June 25, 2008, 12:57:03 PM


Thanks for encouraging me to fly the 109 adonai. Thanks  :salute

Your a talented young man zoo, stick to flying the 109 and well - I hate to be on the receiving end of your flying cow!
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 25, 2008, 02:33:42 PM
Anyone got any guesses who the 3 are besides yenny?.  :)
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: angelsandair on June 25, 2008, 04:19:17 PM
Anyone got any guesses who the 3 are besides yenny?.  :)

You, Yenny, (I'd say me, but I wasn't online at the time) and I'm guessing Adonai or TonyJoey?
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 25, 2008, 05:07:01 PM
You, Yenny, (I'd say me, but I wasn't online at the time) and I'm guessing Adonai or TonyJoey?


2/3
 :noid
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Yenny on June 25, 2008, 05:08:13 PM
NEED MORE COW BELLS
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: crockett on June 25, 2008, 05:19:58 PM
Is that a real G6 skin? Meaning in the game or is it a D/L?
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Yenny on June 25, 2008, 05:21:07 PM
I think it's in the game, because I have it and I didn't DL anything.
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: BMathis on June 25, 2008, 05:22:18 PM
NEED MORE COW BELLS

Got it!!

(http://seoblog.intrapromote.com/more_cowbell.jpg)

(http://www.journerdism.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/cowbell.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvqB0uwLj0k
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 25, 2008, 08:00:51 PM
Got it!!

(http://seoblog.intrapromote.com/more_cowbell.jpg)

(http://www.journerdism.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/cowbell.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvqB0uwLj0k


 :lol :aok
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: RATTFINK on June 25, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
I like it ZooZoo!  :)
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Spikes on June 25, 2008, 08:59:43 PM
It's real and its a G2 skin.
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: redman555 on June 25, 2008, 09:02:50 PM
yes! thanks zoo zoo!! shoot all the dweeb planes down!! YES!


-BigBOBCH
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Adonai on June 26, 2008, 01:35:49 AM
Its real to the rest that fly more then 20 eny - which is about 2% of aces high.
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Lusche on June 26, 2008, 02:17:31 AM
Its real to the rest that fly more then 20 eny - which is about 2% of aces high.

I guess it's a bit more than only 2% of all players ;)

In current tour, 31% of all kills by fighters in the LW arenas had been made by planes with ENY 20 and higher. At the same time, they made up 35% of all fighter deaths.
If looking at 25-40 ENY only, it's still a surprising 11%.
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: DoNKeY on June 26, 2008, 02:24:08 AM
I guess it's a bit more than only 2% of all players ;)

In current tour, 31% of all kills by fighters in the LW arenas had been made by planes with ENY 20 and higher. At the same time, they made up 35% of all fighter deaths.

Wait, how do you read this?  It isn't a bar graph or pie chart.
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Lusche on June 26, 2008, 02:27:14 AM
Wait, how do you read this?  It isn't a bar graph or pie chart.

 :rofl

It's just a quick shot from the hip  :D
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 26, 2008, 07:02:19 AM
:rofl

It's just a quick shot from the hip  :D


Can i have a shot of intelligence pls!  :D
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Lusche on June 26, 2008, 07:20:08 AM


Can i have a shot of intelligence pls!  :D

Snailman can't do miracles.  :(




 :D
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Noir on June 26, 2008, 07:23:22 AM
Wait, how do you read this?  It isn't a bar graph or pie chart.

Snail directly hits HTC database in TSQL command line  :D
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: SpazMan on June 26, 2008, 07:26:45 AM
lol 109 dweeb united w00t

After reading this thread I tried the 109 G-2. Its different than what I'm used to, although I did kill a Panzer with it.... :D

I just ordered a new joystick, throttle, and pedals....Hopefully they will help me improve.. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 26, 2008, 07:36:46 AM
After reading this thread I tried the 109 G-2. Its different than what I'm used to, although I did kill a Panzer with it.... :D

I just ordered a new joystick, throttle, and pedals....Hopefully they will help me improve.. :rolleyes:


Good for you spazman!. Key thing is fuel and weight, i usually take 75% fuel in TT and no gondolas, they are too hvy.

Lusche, what about the snails of fortune?  ;)
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: SpazMan on June 26, 2008, 08:09:27 AM


Good for you spazman!. Key thing is fuel and weight, i usually take 75% fuel in TT and no gondolas, they are too hvy.

Lusche, what about the snails of fortune?  ;)

I had 100% fuel with the gondolas. It did feel alittle slower than I expected. Thanks for the advice... :aok
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Lusche on June 26, 2008, 08:35:10 AM
Lusche, what about the snails of fortune?  ;)

Snails of Fortune?  :rolleyes:

Lousy squad. Pickers, ackrunners, hotards. Vulching scoremonkeys. Perk plane runners. The epitome of all what's degrading the gameplay in AH2. Lead by a boring Mr-Know-it-all. I immediately squelch him when he's starting to give unwanted lectures about collisions, damage model, and all that nonsense "Your FE vs his FE" thingy.

Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 26, 2008, 09:26:02 AM
Snails of Fortune?  :rolleyes:

Lousy squad. Pickers, ackrunners, hotards. Vulching scoremonkeys. Perk plane runners. The epitome of all what's degrading the gameplay in AH2. Lead by a boring Mr-Know-it-all. I immediately squelch him when he's starting to give unwanted lectures about collisions, damage model, and all that nonsense "Your FE vs his FE" thingy.




 :lol :rofl :aok
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Yenny on June 27, 2008, 07:17:27 AM
where r teh COW?!!
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: Spikes on June 27, 2008, 08:23:38 AM
Snails of Fortune?  :rolleyes:

Lousy squad. Pickers, ackrunners, hotards. Vulching scoremonkeys. Perk plane runners. The epitome of all what's degrading the gameplay in AH2. Lead by a boring Mr-Know-it-all. I immediately squelch him when he's starting to give unwanted lectures about collisions, damage model, and all that nonsense "Your FE vs his FE" thingy.


That pretty much sums it all up. :)
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: JunkyII on June 27, 2008, 09:40:35 AM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that flight was fun we should start getting more people to do it. FEAR the COW :devil
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: waystin2 on June 27, 2008, 10:45:21 AM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that flight was fun we should start getting more people to do it. FEAR the COW :devil

I think you have forgot your training young Pig-o-wan.  Fear the Pork, not the Beef.
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: VooWho on June 27, 2008, 11:30:35 AM
Ohs nos mr. Whod ganna stop dem bad COWS?? :uhoh (crowd points to the sky---What is that?) Me nos knu nuttin wad it is, nos wait it a chuchu tran, no a kiddy cad wit wings, no it da COW Trippereds!!  :rock



The COWs sound like they need an rival enemy to battle across the skies of AH. The COWs vs the Cow Tippers, who will win?? 
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 27, 2008, 11:36:51 AM
Ohs nos mr. Whod ganna stop dem bad COWS?? :uhoh (crowd points to the sky---What is that?) Me nos knu nuttin wad it is, nos wait it a chuchu tran, no a kiddy cad wit wings, no it da COW Trippereds!!  :rock



The COWs sound like they need an rival enemy to battle across the skies of AH. The COWs vs the Cow Tippers, who will win?? 


If we take gondolas no 1's got a chance.  ;)
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: VooWho on June 27, 2008, 11:45:20 AM


If we take gondolas no 1's got a chance.  ;)

lol!!


What country does COW fly for? If your not knights then I want to come to TT and get my butt kicked by some COWs.
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 27, 2008, 11:55:50 AM
lol!!


What country does COW fly for? If your not knights then I want to come to TT and get my butt kicked by some COWs.


no one ever knows  :noid
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: VooWho on June 27, 2008, 12:24:33 PM


no one ever knows  :noid

 :cry
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: SunBat on June 27, 2008, 12:30:29 PM
MMMMMMMM  Yummy.  Squeaker cows. 

(http://www.bio.davidson.edu/people/vecase/Behavior/Spring2002/Perry/Pics/T.Kunz%20Cow%20with%20bites.jpg)

Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: spit16nooby on June 27, 2008, 12:42:46 PM
I fly the g-2 a little bit and I always use that skin. 
Title: Re: WANTED:COW CLAN MEMBERS! (CC)
Post by: zoozoo on June 27, 2008, 12:55:22 PM
MMMMMMMM  Yummy.  Squeaker cows. 

(http://www.bio.davidson.edu/people/vecase/Behavior/Spring2002/Perry/Pics/T.Kunz%20Cow%20with%20bites.jpg)




 :frown: :cry