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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: GtoRA2 on June 30, 2008, 12:11:03 PM
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So I get this gem of an email from my cousin. She is a dolt.
A NEEDLE CAN SAVE THE LIFE OF A STROKE PATIENT -
From a Chinese Professor.
Keep a syringe or needle in your home to do this...
It's amazing and an unconventional way of recovering from stroke, read it through it can help somebody one day.
This is amazing. Please keep this very handy. Excellent tips.
Do take a minute to read this. You'll never know, ones life may depend on you.
My father was paralysed and later died from the result of a stroke. I wish I knew about this first aid before.
When stroke strikes, the capillaries in the brain will gradually burst. (Irene Liu)
When a stroke occurs, stay calm.
No matter where the victim is, do not move him/her.
Because, if moved, the capillaries will burst.
Help the victim to sit up where he/she is to prevent him/her from falling over again and then the blood letting can begin.
If you have in your home an injection syringe that would be the best.
Otherwise, a sewing needle or a straight pin will do.
1. Place the needle/pin over fire to sterilize it and then use it to salamander the tip of all ......10 fingers.
2. There are no specific acupuncture points, just salamander about an mm from the fingernail.
3. salamander till blood comes out.
4. If blood does not start to drip, then squeeze with your fingers.
5. When all 10 digits is bleeding, wait a few minutes then the victim will regain consciousness.
6. If the victim's mouth is crooked, then pull on his ears until they are red.
7. Then salamander each earlobe twice until two drops of blood comes from each earlobe.
After a few minutes the victim should regain consciousness.
Wait till the victim regains his normal state without any abnormal symptoms then take him to the hospital.
Otherwise, if he was taken in the ambulance in a hurry to the hospital, the bumpy trip will cause all the capillaries in his brain to burst.
If he could save his life, barely managing to walk, then it is by the grace of his ancestors.
'I learned about letting blood to save life from Chinese traditional doctor, Ha Bu Ting, who lives in Sun Juke.
Furthermore, I had practical experience with it. Therefore, I can say this method is 100% effective.
In 1979, I was teaching in Fung Gaap College in Tai Chung.
One afternoon, I was teaching a class when another teacher came running to my classroom and said in panting,
'Ms Liu, come quick, our supervisor has had a stroke!'. I immediately went to the 3rd floor.
When I saw our supervisor, Mr. Chen Fu Tien, his colour was off, his speech was slurred, his mouth was crooked - all the symptoms of a stroke.
I immediately asked one of the practicum students to go to the pharmacy outside the school to buy a syringe, which I used to salamander Mr. Chen's 10 fingers tips.
When all 10 fingers were bleeding (each with a pea-sized drop of blood), after a few minutes, Mr. Chen's > face regained its colour and his eyes' spirit returned, too.
But his mouth was still crooked. So I pulled on his ears to fill them with blood.
When his ears became red,
I salamandered his right earlobe twice to let out two drops of blood.
When both earlobes had two drops of blood each, a miracle happened.
Within 3-5 minutes the shape of his mouth returned to normal and his speech became clear.
We let him rest for a while and have a cup of hot tea, then we helped him go down the stairs, drove him to Wei Wah Hospital . He rested one night and was released the next day to return to school to teach. Everything worked normally.
There were no ill after effects.
On the other hand, the usual stroke victim usually suffers Irreparable bursting of the brain capillaries on the way to the hospital.
As a result, these victims never recover.' (Irene Liu)Therefore, stroke is the second cause of death. The lucky ones will stay alive but can remain paralysed for life.
It is such a horrible thing to happen in ones life.
If we can all remember this blood letting method and start the life saving process immediately, in a short time, the victim > will be revived and regain 100% normality.
IF POSSIBLE PLEASE FORWARD THIS AFTER READING . YOU NEVER KNOW IT MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE FROM STROKE.
Who would send this out to people they cared about? How could anyone think this is a good idea? I emailed her back and asked her if she had checked snopes and she said no, and had bought into it.
I would think sending out something so stupid could get you sued if someone got hurt.
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:rolleyes: :huh :rolleyes: :huh
I can just imagine the phone call:
" Hey Doc, I think dad had a stroke last night, but don't worry...I didn't move him and I stuck all his fingers..."
" OOOKaaaayy...ummm...how is he doing now? Have you called 911?"
" Well.....ahhhh...that's why I'm calling you now...."
:huh :huh
Unfortunately this one is not dangerous to the moron who believes it, but to those in trouble that he/she might get involved with.
Joker
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LOL, that was a hoot.
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wouldnt it be quicker to just stick him with a big knife? :confused:
lets more blood out quicker then hooting at his fingers.
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Who would send this out to people they cared about? How could anyone think this is a good idea?
yeah, posting the whole thing here makes much more sense
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I cant wait to run our next stroke at work, Im so doing this :aok
:rolleyes:
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Keeping an owl around for all that "hooting" is gonna be a PITA.
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I don't quite understand what is meant by Hoot. I think it means stab, but I am unsure.
As to this procedure? I say we let people do it. We've been coddling idiots too long now. Reverse-darwinism has to end for the good of our Species.
"Nature abhors a moron."
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I winder if the author of that "method" has ever heard of a TIA? (Transient Ischemic Attack)
Think of it as "angina" of the brain.
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I don't quite understand what is meant by Hoot. I think it means stab, but I am unsure.
As to this procedure? I say we let people do it. We've been coddling idiots too long now. Reverse-darwinism has to end for the good of our Species.
"Nature abhors a moron."
Yeah, but the moron doing the poking most likey wont be the person having the stroke.
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I don't quite understand what is meant by Hoot. I think it means stab, but I am unsure.
It's what Sleeping Beauty did to her finger when she touched the spindle.
The "hoot" is courtesy of the new language filter.
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If I was having a stroke and some dam idiot was stickin a needle in my fingers you can best bet by the time the paramedics arrived there'd be a needle up someones arse!!!
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If I was having a stroke and some dam idiot was stickin a needle in my fingers you can best bet by the time the paramedics arrived there'd be a needle up someones arse!!!
is that what happened last time mac?
:D
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is that what happened last time mac?
:D
Yep... It was funny as Hell to see you hop around like that.
:D
Did you ever find that needle in yer haystack?
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H o m o erotic overdoes anyone?
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12 Years in Korea...had Bloodletting done 3 times. It works, but don't know if it would help stroke.
Ya gotta be really sick and have bloodletting done.
Accupuncture is awesome, I recommend accupunucture.
Max
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so the spike in your head is helpful then?
who knew? (shrugs)
;)