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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: JB88 on July 01, 2008, 08:36:23 PM
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88 turns the houselights down...lights candles and incense...puts on swami hat.
shade of awmac....show yourself!!!
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hmmm...nothing so far.
(flips through dusty book with the words IN written on it...)
checks though list...
wonder if i put the turnips and limburger out correctly.
(scratches head)
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Dude, if I knew any seance trick thingies... I'd totally light a candle & chant something to help. Sadly, I don't.
Ok, best I got is:
"Hey okie! Show yourself! Unless your... skeered! Booga-booga!"
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The way you started your post, I thought we were getting romantic here.
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The way you started your post, I thought we were getting romantic here.
:rofl
:noid
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ooooowwuummmmmmmmm, oooooowwwuuuummmmmmmm
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a shade!!!
tell us shade. what is it like on the other side?!
(waves hands through the air as if to stir the spirits)
(adjusts swami hat)
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Loooooooooooooooooooooooooove
Exciting and new...
Come aboard...
We're expecting you!
The Love Thread!
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:rofl
gheywad.
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That ain't gay. I was totally singing along. :lol
'captain steubing... your presence is requested on deck.'
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lamp is the shade that i once made to counter megadorks "i love lamp." sig.
and yah. that was pretty gay.
:cool:
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Maybe your pink with tassles clapper shade is gay... but Steubing ain't gay!
I was going to post a snazzy picture of Steubing... but each time I try to get into photobucket I get totally sidetracked with looking at other pictures & can't stay on task. :)
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hell yah texasmom.
if stubing is gonna be what keeps this thread from going ghey, then by all means.
i'll be hangin with isaac at the bar, scopin out babes.
:D
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Steubing may not have that kind of sway...
*cheers!*
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What...Julie wasn't good enough for you, 88?
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What...Julie wasn't good enough for you, 88?
hm.
pre or post cokehead julie?
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hm. pre or post cokehead julie?
WWM[ac]D
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if that was any further over my head i'd need a radar tower.
what's that mean TM?
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instead of WWJD
(what would Jesus do?)
What would mac do?
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instead of WWJD
(what would Jesus do?)
What would mac do?
wouldnt that be
what would'nt mac do?
:confused:
:D
(wow mac, your getting eulogized and everything.)
:D
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well, it appears to me that mac wouldn't do anything
at least I haven't seen him do anything yet
here boy!!!!!!
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I don't know if his shade would survive long. Skuzzy has'nt been in a good mood.
Signed:
The Kinder, Gentler, RPM
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well, it appears to me that mac wouldn't do anything
at least I haven't seen him do anything yet
here boy!!!!!!
that's because mac is in the netherworld fighting his way back to the world of us mortals. you can do it mac. i just know ya can.
:rock
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who you calling mortal
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who you calling mortal
uh oh.
bunny is mistress of evil again isn't she?
:D
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you weren't supposed to tell that part.
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please don't beat me again.
:noid
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well then you best behave yourself or I'll have to get the whip.
thwack thwack
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your place or mine.
:P
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what's your preference?
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well, to be honest, i'd prefer not to be beaten.
i'm frageelay.
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who says I have to beat ya?
(little known secret...... I don't really have a whip)
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I can think of a few other things I'd like to.....
oh there goes my outloud voice again. gotta get that fixed
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(rolls eyes)
here we go.
:D
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You have to call him three times
BeetleMac BeetleMac BeetleMac
If that dont work, you light up the Mac signal
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/opossumsignal.jpg)
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You have to call him three times
BeetleMac BeetleMac BeetleMac
If that dont work, you light up the Mac signal
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/opossumsignal.jpg)
:D
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who says I have to beat ya?
(little known secret...... I don't really have a whip)
Use an organic carrot!!!
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:huh - are there non organic carrots?
:D
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:huh - are there non organic carrots?
:D
The plastic ones you find in craft stores
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I don't think an organic carrot would help bring mac back
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:rofl
this my dear is true.
now, a bottle of scotch, sent in the right direction...well, that might just do the trick.
:D
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haven't got any scotch.
how about a bottle of absinthe? I have some of that!!!! :rock
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agghhhh the walls are breathing!!!
:noid
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wow, the last time I saw the walls breathe was not a happy experience to say the least.
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Absinthe ROCKS!
hehe I remember when I was at a university party watching the carpet bubble :noid
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I remember bubbling floors.
windowpane
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Oh great. Look! 88's brought someone else in so he can do more post whoring with!
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well, you certainly havent been keeping up...slacker.
:cool:
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Oh great. Look! 88's brought someone else in so he can do more post whoring with!
you got a problem with that?
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Absinthe ROCKS!
hehe I remember when I was at a university party watching the carpet bubble :noid
:rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :rock
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well, you certainly havent been keeping up...slacker.
:cool:
I choose to choose. And that choice is not to post 'ho. That's because I care about my reputations.
And bunny, I have no problem with someone whose reputation is mandated by fart and gay jokes. Without 88 our maturity level would be far too high.
;)
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it's the difference between amateur and professional.
keep tryin tho diablo. i'm sure you'll have something interesting to say sooner or later.
:P
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And bunny, I have no problem with someone whose reputation is mandated by fart and gay jokes. Without 88 our maturity level would be far too high.
;)
:rofl 88 certainly is an amusing person although he has never subjected me to such potty humour
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(http://www.augustbach.com/diablohair.jpg) <------diablo with hair peice.
i rest my case.
as for fart jokes...well, i don't recall ever doing any of those...mac was one of the better ones at that.
:D
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*snif*
I Miss Mac...:cry
The GOD of fart jokes :salute
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Man, maybe it's the beer talking, but.....Mac is here, in this thread, wearing long floppy ears and smiling.
Yep, smiling (in between the loud "guffaws"), with a grin spanning earlobe to earlobe.
RTR
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Shade? :noid :devil
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Shade? :noid :devil
PETA2 Admin???
Hmmmm... I might have a slightly used possum you might be inetested in. Only been kilt once, low mileage, and has one serviceable eye.
Heck I'll even throw in the compressor line to butt inflating adapter for free!
RTR
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you guys are too much :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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:lol Wow.
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ok so mac posted fart stories huh!!!!!
I guess I could post a story. A little something my friend sent me a couple months ago.
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in the other.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.? ? All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, "no possible way!"
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best... I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as if to say, "don't do it master," reasoning that a one- second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . .
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!
I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "Do it again, stupid, do it again!"
Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself! You will not be able to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three-second burst would be considered conservative?
SON-OF-A-... That hurt like **% !!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get up there My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles! I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!! Still in shock!
P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!
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Shade? :noid :devil
:rofl
There's something I didn't expect to see!
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(http://www.augustbach.com/diablohair.jpg) <------diablo with hair peice.
:rofl
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Shade? :noid :devil
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
My rescued opossum flew away! :cry :cry :cry
I think it went into orbit
(http://timesnews.typepad.com/news/images/us_missile_launch.jpg)
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OOOOOKKKKKkkkkkk, mebbe if we all ask Skuzzy REAL nice, he will put Mac on probation again...a few of us can take shifts on 'proof-reading' his posts/threads before they see the light of day....Any volunteers!!?? I'll do 2 shifts a week :aok (must admit, I miss the idgit :cry)
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perhaps we could get skuzzy to charge him with a special tolerence fee that would be applied toward beer at the con...
(scratches chin)
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BRING MAC BACK!!!
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(http://www.igotnewsforyou.com/images/cheering_crowd.jpg)
*the crowd chants
MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC!!!!!!
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I know that couldn't be Mac in that story. Mac is always braggin about flying "nekid." :rolleyes: Talked to him the other night and he is trying to get back. Haven't heard how things are going with that though. Bring back Mac!!!!!!!! :rock :rock :rock
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I miss mac :cry
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so what happened to him exactly.
did somebodies mother call?
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Free Hat!
Oh, what?
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I'm not convinced about Mac being not around.
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I was actually just looking into what happened, apparently this is the thread that did ol' Mac in, not sure what he said though.
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,239637.msg2907387.html#msg2907387 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,239637.msg2907387.html#msg2907387)
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I'm not convinced about Mac being not around.
from what i understand, he has been IP banned.
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(http://jnocook.net/students/barry.mayo/mayo-14.jpg)
Bring back Mac!
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We all need to start shade accounts as Macs as protest!
I bags SDMac :lol
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Bring back the Mac!
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wait... mac is gone? or are you guys saying this bunny person is mac? seems it could be.
lazs
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Yep, Mac is gone. Nope, Bunny isn't Mac.
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I kinda doubt that Skuzzy will let Mac come back, he already PNG'd him a few months ago and gave him a second chance.
R.I.P AWMac(2002-2008) :salute
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i know bunny personally. she is not mac.
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He was pretty funny for a pathological liar.
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Remember what George Costanza said in Seinfeld, "It's not a lie as long as you believe it."
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ok here i go...........
AWMac i am calling to thee, please come back and bring more clowns for me.....
~BRING BACK MAC~
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Mac is one of the few on this Board who actually use "creative wit". Hangtime is another that comes to mind.
BRING BACK MAC!!
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Hangtime sounded like he recognized that life is short, and went on to other green(er) pastures.. I don't think he'll be back other than to say hi, briefly. "You only live once".
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IP BANNED????? :O Say it isn't so :cry
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IP BANNED????? :O Say it isn't so :cry
it is so.
i wonder if that means that he can't play the game anymore.
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it is so.
i wonder if that means that he can't play the game anymore.
No he can still play, HiTech isn't gonna give up that $15 a month for a BBS PNG.
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88 turns the houselights down...lights candles and incense...puts on swami hat.
shade of awmac....show yourself!!!
Im new here whats a shade?
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hi mac.
: )
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lawlz...that was subtle!
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Im new here whats a shade?
new card.
JB88 - shade conjurer.
:cool:
could be an imposter tho.
camwa. please fill in the blank...
____________ !!! where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!!
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Im new here whats a shade?
all hail the king of subtlety :salute camwa :aok :rofl
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Im new here whats a shade?
Do you like scary clowns dressed as flying monkies?
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Im new here whats a shade?
Well a 'shade' account is one that you use when you don't want to be recognized by the masses but the astute people generally do.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/a-ok01lt.gif)
But don't worry you'll forget I said that when you look at this
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/forgetit.gif)
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I guess when camwa or whoever does a "vote for #####" thing every few months with the same ten or so socialist silly platform ideas, we will know who is mac.
lazs
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Or expresses the inability to descriminate between tears and snot.
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new card.
JB88 - shade conjurer.
:cool:
could be an imposter tho.
camwa. please fill in the blank...
____________ !!! where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!!
What is Oklahoma? Alex.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
:noid
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Another question here.
What keeps texans from walking over to oklahoma?
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Another question here.
What keeps texans from walking over to oklahoma?
The desire not to go?
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I think Camwa is a shade of a shade!
I'll take female impersonators for $200, Alex.
This is fund!
RTR
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The desire not to go?
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Mac is gone? Ah, come on...Skuzzy, just make a penalty box. 1 week, 2 week, permanent. He should just be in a 1 week penalty box. Mac is a big part of our community.
The Beet1e's, the MG's, and the Weazel's of the world I can understand...but MAC?! No way!
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What do you call a Mexican who ran out of money on his/her way to Oklahoma?
A Texan.
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^
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
That funny stuff!!!!!
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Bah. Not really that funny.
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well, if it isn't a mac, it's a good approximation!
noting the lack of emoticons tho.
hmmm...we'll need further testing.
camwa. will you please state your political views so that we might get a better idea of where you stand?
who should we vote for in the next election?
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What do you call a Mexican who ran out of money on his/her way to Oklahoma?
A Texan.
Shut it ... Rodent :D
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who should we vote for in the next election?
Me. Vote American! :D :salute
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I was actually just looking into what happened, apparently this is the thread that did ol' Mac in, not sure what he said though.
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,239637.msg2907387.html#msg2907387 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,239637.msg2907387.html#msg2907387)
Oh, I know what he did. He posted a pic of that d00d who always sells stuff like that oxi-clean thing... And... I guess made fun of skuzzy? I remembered the post. Just not the full extent. :noid :noid :noid :noid
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Oh, I know what he did. He posted a pic of that d00d who always sells stuff like that oxi-clean thing... And... I guess made fun of skuzzy? I remembered the post. Just not the full extent. :noid :noid :noid :noid
No comment. :furious
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it's a shame that the cat has been replaced by a rodent and yet, with the passing of the cat, a new day has dawned where we can summon the rodent
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/opossumsignal.jpg)
life... it is a series of compromises :D
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it's a shame that the cat has been replaced by a rodent and yet, with the passing of the cat, a new day has dawned where we can summon the rodent
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/opossumsignal.jpg)
life... it is a series of compromises :D
The opossum is the only marsupial, or animal with a pouch, that lives in North America.
Rodentia is an order of mammals also known as rodents, characterised by two continuously-growing incisors in the upper and lower jaws which must be kept short by gnawing.
Marsupials are an infraclass of mammals, characterized by a distinctive pouch (called the marsupium), in which females carry their young through early infancy.
So the opassum therefore is not a rodent. Class dismissed. :D
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Me. Vote American! :D :salute
hmmmm.
is that something mac would say?
i'll leave that to the panel.
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The opossum is the only marsupial, or animal with a pouch, that lives in North America.
Rodentia is an order of mammals also known as rodents, characterised by two continuously-growing incisors in the upper and lower jaws which must be kept short by gnawing.
Marsupials are an infraclass of mammals, characterized by a distinctive pouch (called the marsupium), in which females carry their young through early infancy.
So the opassum therefore is not a rodent. Class dismissed. :D
Shut it you :furious it's not a domesticated animal and looks like a S*%# weasel.. subsequently it's a rodent in my book. ;)
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Shut it you :furious it's not a domesticated animal and looks like a S*%# weasel.. subsequently it's a rodent in my book. ;)
your book is wrong
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We don't need to argue with each other...we just need to get skuzzy to let Mac back on the BB....so lets all play nice and just try to bring back Mac...
~BRING BACK MAC~
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do you have it in your sig?
hm?
;)
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*walks in*
*looks around*
*walks out*
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phew.
that was close.
:cool:
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your book is wrong
no it isn't :P
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You can find the 'original' Mac here http://forums.checksix.net/ (http://forums.checksix.net/), he's alive and well.
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i have spoken with mac and camwa is not him.
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:noid
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(yawns)
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*Pokes JB with a stick*
Wake UP! you're on picket duty here man!
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agh!
snort...
(wipes off drool)
dangit man, i was dreaming of large breasted women.
:mad:
:cool:
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I'll happily trade you one neuslipbobknot for one opossumac.
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I'll happily trade you one neuslipbobknot for one opossumac.
Has anyone taken note of the legions of posts/threads this guy has gotten whacked?
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Me or neubob? :D
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Me or neubob? :D
The Slip person, in his relatively short career....have seen nothing happen to him as a result, unless perhaps some warning emails were sent
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meet the neubob. same as the oldbob.
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So the next one will be Neobob?
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Postbob
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:lol
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You killed the combo! :O :cry
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kill kill kill
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wah wah wah.
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nee nee nee
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nu nu nu
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nah nah nah
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kah kah kah
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ok...i must have accidentally walked into the mentally challenged thread :D
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Whole thing comes off as incredibly childish on HT & company's part. Did he post something that a child oughtn't see? Did he use bad words? Did he bring up the dreaded 'cheat' word? Did he insult a member? Mac did none of these things, (well...recently)yet he is banned so hard he can't even view these forums as a visitor. What an incredibly small-minded group of people, Eff em if they mod this post
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wee wee wee
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bj..i wish you still had your Ted nugent sig..that was friggin hilarious being that Uncle ted is one of my favs.
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bj..i wish you still had your Ted nugent sig..that was friggin hilarious being that Uncle ted is one of my favs.
Lol, I vaguely remember it...I think it insulted France, (although it was funny), I felt bad about upsetting the French members of this board
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i wish there was a way to retrieve it. That was too funny! And what have the french given us :D
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i wish there was a way to retrieve it. That was too funny! And what have the french given us :D
Ahh here it is
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/nugent.asp
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Ahh here it is
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/nugent.asp
funny as heck! :rofl :lol :rofl