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Title: Nothing to see here, move along
Post by: slipknot on July 03, 2008, 08:55:31 AM

Okay, I guess even I have my limits.

Title: Re: Assassination--how would you do it?
Post by: Dowding on July 03, 2008, 09:01:28 AM

Are you for real?

Title: Re: Assassination--how would you do it?
Post by: DYNAMITE on July 03, 2008, 09:04:29 AM

I would arrange for my target to receive a life time supply of Taco Bell... it's delicious flavor will draw him in... soon he will be eating nothing but toco bell.  This will lead to weight gain, hardening of the arteries, diabetes, and eventually a devastating stroke that will leave him/her a shell of their former self.  The targets family will have no choice but to pull the plug thus completing the mission with no fear of detection.  

Now if you will excuse me... i have a sudden craving for a Chalupa and Quesodilla combo with a Baja Blast Mountain Dew to drink.

(http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/chalupa.jpg)

Title: Re: Assassination--how would you do it?
Post by: slipknot on July 03, 2008, 09:07:20 AM

Quote from: Dowding on July 03, 2008, 09:01:28 AM

Are you for real?

Well, yes and no...

I really want to be a professional assassin, but I don't have any experience or leads or jobs lined up. I'm working on it though, and figured this is the best place to start.

My next step is to post google ads for people that want people killed.

Title: Re: Assassination--how would you do it?
Post by: Shifty on July 03, 2008, 09:12:43 AM

HOLY **** DUDE!
(http://myisola.net/stan/images/stan.jpg)

Title: Re: Assassination--how would you do it?
Post by: Swoop on July 03, 2008, 09:13:43 AM

lol


in.

Title: Re: Nothing to see here, move along
Post by: DYNAMITE on July 03, 2008, 09:18:55 AM

well i still think my Taco Bell plan is the best

Title: Re: Nothing to see here, move along
Post by: slipknot on July 03, 2008, 09:27:18 AM

Quote from: DYNAMITE on July 03, 2008, 09:18:55 AM

well i still think my Taco Bell plan is the best

Your plan is so good that I may adapt it for a general raid on Subway or perhaps Chipotle later today.

Title: Re: Nothing to see here, move along
Post by: uptown on July 03, 2008, 09:57:23 AM

(http://usera.imagecave.com/uptown41/verryinterestingnq5.jpg)

Title: Re: Nothing to see here, move along
Post by: halo342 on July 03, 2008, 11:46:00 AM

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Title: Re: Nothing to see here, move along
Post by: texasmom on July 03, 2008, 02:30:38 PM

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Title: Re: Nothing to see here, move along
Post by: morfiend on July 03, 2008, 02:36:03 PM

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Title: Re: Nothing to see here, move along
Post by: SD67 on July 03, 2008, 04:26:27 PM

THIS is why I never go o bed early! I miss all the good stuff :cry