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Title: How much is your "Man Hood" worth?????
Post by: Tango on July 04, 2008, 08:01:35 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,376344,00.html

I'd say he should get ALOT more.
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Post by: angelsandair on July 04, 2008, 08:11:53 AM
ouch dude...  :huh
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Post by: Masherbrum on July 04, 2008, 08:23:23 AM
 :O
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Post by: MoeRon on July 04, 2008, 08:32:35 AM
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Post by: Xasthur on July 04, 2008, 08:35:50 AM
I would want to be living like a king for the rest of my days on this guy's dollar if that happened to me.

The guy will most likely suffer severe depression and may well kill himself.

The surgeon should also be barred for life from ever again performing surgery.
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Post by: Xasthur on July 04, 2008, 08:39:40 AM
I would also like to know how one severs the noodle entirely whilst trying to make an incision in the apple?

The article makes it sound like he just sliced it off. Was the guy completely wasted or something? I don't see how that is possible.

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Post by: Rollins on July 04, 2008, 08:58:32 AM
Man I read that and I got a mental image of Bill Paxton in Aliens "Game over, man!"  There's no amount of money to help that. 
Can't live like a king if you can't you can't ding-a-ding dang your dang-a-long ling long...  :eek:






Catch that one Karaya? ;)
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Post by: Slash27 on July 04, 2008, 09:25:00 AM
Jesus built your car?
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Post by: DiabloTX on July 04, 2008, 11:32:50 AM
Jesus, Chevrolet...what's the diff?
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Post by: Xasthur on July 04, 2008, 11:42:15 AM
Chevrolet actually exists?  :lol :aok
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Post by: Masherbrum on July 04, 2008, 11:53:41 AM
Man I read that and I got a mental image of Bill Paxton in Aliens "Game over, man!"  There's no amount of money to help that. 
Can't live like a king if you can't you can't ding-a-ding dang your dang-a-long ling long...  :eek:






Catch that one Karaya? ;)

But Jesus built my Hot Rod bro.   Oh yeah.    :rock
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Post by: DREDIOCK on July 04, 2008, 12:02:39 PM
I would also like to know how one severs the noodle entirely whilst trying to make an incision in the apple?

The article makes it sound like he just sliced it off. Was the guy completely wasted or something? I don't see how that is possible.



My thoughts exactly.

Either the Doc was completely trashed.
Or the guy had a REALLY small noodle.

Next question.
Why didnt he re-attach it?

Worked for John Bobbet.
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Post by: DiabloTX on July 04, 2008, 12:04:39 PM
But Jesus built my Hot Rod bro.   Oh yeah.    :rock

It is a love affair.  Mainly Jesus...and my hotrod.
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Post by: myelo on July 04, 2008, 12:15:05 PM
I would also like to know how one severs the noodle entirely whilst trying to make an incision in the apple?

Apparently he accidently cut the urethra and then lost his temper. Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the noodle in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.

Just curious, how many of you are right now sucking air in through tightly clenched teeth?
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Post by: Angus on July 04, 2008, 12:24:11 PM
Well, if the guy gets a bicep implanted instead, he can be comforted by the fact that finally he's hung like a grand national winner  :devil
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Post by: Xasthur on July 04, 2008, 12:38:11 PM
If that is the case he should be in prison.

For a long time, too. I will say again that this man should never again be allowed to perform surgery.

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Post by: DREDIOCK on July 04, 2008, 12:40:00 PM
Apparently he accidently cut the urethra and then lost his temper. Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the noodle in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.

Just curious, how many of you are right now sucking air in through tightly clenched teeth?

Hell Im willing to hand out eye for an eye justice to the doc myself.
And it didnt even happen to me.
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Post by: Xasthur on July 04, 2008, 12:40:17 PM
Well, if the guy gets a bicep implanted instead, he can be comforted by the fact that finally he's hung like a grand national winner  :devil

All he'll ever be hung like is a limp piece of meat.

I can't imagine how terrible it would be to go in for surgery for a testiuclar problem and come out of surgery without a noodle. Poor bastard.

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Post by: Rino on July 04, 2008, 04:56:56 PM
I would also like to know how one severs the noodle entirely whilst trying to make an incision in the apple?

The article makes it sound like he just sliced it off. Was the guy completely wasted or something? I don't see how that is possible.



     Maybe he sneezed?  :O
Title: Re: How much is your "Man Hood" worth?????
Post by: SD67 on July 04, 2008, 08:39:28 PM
Well I've heard of a doctor slipping during a circumcision. He got the sack...
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Post by: SirLoin on July 05, 2008, 09:32:34 AM
Maybe the doc thought it was a sex change operation?
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Post by: Angus on July 06, 2008, 06:44:21 AM
Knife + your candy = bad...in general....
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Post by: Holden McGroin on July 06, 2008, 07:09:29 AM
By the title, I was thinking this was only about circumcision.
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Post by: Joker on July 06, 2008, 07:13:12 AM
Apparently he accidently cut the urethra and then lost his temper. Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the noodle in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.

Just curious, how many of you are right now sucking air in through tightly clenched teeth?

Wow. I've seen a few surgeons with "bad form" over the years but this is several orders of magnitude worse.  :eek:
The surgeon should never practice medicine again, and the prison sentence should be imposed, and considerably longer.

$795G....<pfffft>...over here the award would be more like $795 Million.

  Joker
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Post by: Charon on July 06, 2008, 11:40:03 PM
Dr. Nick?

"Hi, everybody!"



Charon