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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SKYGUNS on July 09, 2008, 05:37:55 AM
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1st one
a guy gos to the pharmacy to pick up you know what for a blind date tonight. so he gos to the pharmacist and buys it and she says you have a great night sir, later that night he goes to the restaurant to meet his date and it turns out his blind date is the pharmacist.
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an 18 year old guy gos to the the pharmacy to buy you know what for a date tonight. So he buys it and the pharmacist says you have great night tonight sir with a huge grin on his face. Later that night the 18 year old gos to pick up his girlfriend but the overprotective father of his girlfriend insist on meeting him first when he arrives. When he arrives and knocks the door the father opens it and there both shocked to see that they were both at the pharmacy and that the father was the pharmacist...
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So.........buying condoms is a bad thing or what?
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That is hilarious!!!! :aok
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A guy goes to the pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some Viagra. The pharmacist asks him for his prescription. The guy explains he doesn't have one, doesn't have "that problem".
"Look, man, I have a date with these two stewardesses tonight. I just wanna make sure I'm up to all of that!" With a knowing grin, the pharmacist says OK and gives the guy a dose.
The next day the guy drags himself back in to the pharmacy, looking very bedraggled. The pharmacist winks and asks him how his date went. The guy says "Well, a picture's worth a thousand words" as he unzips his pants and whips his member out. It looks like a dog's chew toy. Its bleeding and has the overall appearance of hamburger.
"My god!" exclaims the pharmacist.
"Yeah" says the guy "now tell me, where's the Ben-Gay ointment?"
"Oh no, you don't want to put Ben-Gay on that!" says the horrified pharmacist.
"Oh I know, its for my arm" says the guy. "Those gals never showed up!"
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many years ago I was dating a girl and it had got to "that" stage, so on the way over to pick her up from her house I popped into the pharmacy to pick up some provisions. luckily back then they were stored behind the counter, because as I approached I recognised the pharmacist as the girl's father. I said hello and casually asked where the deodorants were kept. the look on his face told me that he knew exactly what I had come in for. i guess her surname in 2' high letters above the shop should have alerted me, but me spuds were boiling and I wasn't really concentrating.
so no, not an urban legend :D
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pharmacy? We got ours at the local gas station where we hung out. :lol