Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Pannono on July 16, 2008, 01:29:09 AM
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Come on guys, get it started
....you type a / in front of everything you type
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...when the wife calls for the puppy named Corky and I answer :)
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... when you take what happens within AH, seriously.
(oh what the heck)
... when you never have trouble spelling Delirium on a patient's document again.
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When I reach for the zoom toggle on my steering wheel.
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When driving, you line up cars using the squashed bugs on your windshield as a gun site and make "pew, pew... ratatatatatat" noises.
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..when you risk girlfriend ack by not answering the cell when gving (i did get it when she called back for the 7th time)
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This seems all to familiar. :noid
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when you start using english to talk to your french friends, and use net words like "LOL" in an oral conversation.
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You use words like Dweeb, Hotard and Roger in everyday convertsation.
I actually texted (<= NEW word!) Sarah "OTW supps" the other day when I was bringing stuff to her from the shops she was waiting for :lol
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You use words like Dweeb, Hotard and Roger in everyday convertsation.
I actually texted (<= NEW word!) Sarah "OTW supps" the other day when I was bringing stuff to her from the shops she was waiting for :lol
lmao
once i woke up from a dream about AH and exclaimed "damn it i left the vh up i cant vulch" so loudly that my dad woke up and was like :huh lol
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:rofl A couple of weeks ago I dreamt Sarah and I were watching TV and the Rooks were invading with a huge Lancaster and B17 mission.
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:rofl
when i was sittin in algebra last year some kid asked for help and i had to stop myself from sayin "alt f4 for help" lol
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When you are going to bed and instead of counting sheeps u dream dogfights
When your friends tell you to go out for a drink in an nice beach bar and you said forget about it im not in a mood tonight and istead u going strait for AH
When your girlfriend leaves you and u dont give a damn
When you play AH in the office
I need a Rehub programme, to get me back in the society :rofl
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When your computer chair is a 5 gallon bucket with a roll of "T.P." hanging from the wire handle. :D
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Given a choice between Sex and AH, you'd rather play AH! :)
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you watch a film and you hit the <Tab> key to bring the text buffer up
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Given a choice between Sex and AH, you'd rather play AH! :)
Says you! You need to find better quality.
Never turn down a chance to play with the box that the kids came in. :aok
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Given a choice between Sex and AH, you'd rather play AH! :)
Not that bad yet lol, not planning to get that bad!
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When driving down the road with a spouse, friend, etc...
You point out good spots to park your tank for a spawn camp.
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when you start replying to "you know you play too much AH when..." threads :lol
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When driving with the wife "bogey at 3oc is going to HO and go"
Tooling down the interstate and you say to your wife "check 6, buff coming up fast"
because of the 18 wheeler rolling up behind you.
My wife has gotten so used to it she just takes it all in stride nowdays.
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When another car passes you at high speed and you state "damn he has a lot of E".
Or when you warn others about things behind them with "check your six".
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when you see a student driver and you think "oh great, another 2-weeker"
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when my brother makes fun of me calling me an ace instead of zach.
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when every time you drive by a factory/refinery/storage complex you start looking for ack emplacements.
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When everyday you wake up just to check this website... Then contemplate getting on for AH for a 12 minute sortie; Just enough time for you to get a kill, land and get to school/work.
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When you look for the hat switch in your car
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When your giving someone directions and you tell them to break left on main street, without meaning to.
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When you start thinking your a REAL pilot. :rofl :huh
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When driving around you see something you like and reach for "Alt+s" to try and take a screenshot.
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when you don't think it's wrong to ask your wife for sexual favors while still flying AH.
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When you break out your son's airplanes toys and go "pew pew", "KA-pooosshhh". Also, when you realized you payed over $200 for a game.... not to mention the equipment and electric bill.
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When is realize that real time while flying seems to have a multiplier of 3 and when you're not flying the time multiplier is set to .25.
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When you see a overheated car on the side of the road and exclaim "radiator hit!" out the window
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When you're watching Battlestar Galactica, and not only does the following make sense... you know exactly what it means:
Starbuck: Galactica, Starbuck. Showtime. Bogey, my right-one. In the soup at 45. Committing.
Hotdog: Starbuck, Hotdog. No joy. Press!
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For me, it was when I merged into traffic from an on ramp to interstate 90. I actually tried to time it to merge just behind the car I was veering towards. I knew I was hooked too deep at that point. :D
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when you try to open your bomb bay doors on you truck :rofl
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when you don't think it's wrong to ask your wife for sexual favors while still flying AH.
oh we do that all the time :D .....if you wonder why i am such an easy kill sometimes....might be busy...not afk.....just busy :aok
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when you see a student driver and you think "oh great, another 2-weeker"
LMFAO the other day my partner and I were debating on if we should pull student drivers over.
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This seems all to familiar. :noid
SPY!
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During this past Xmas shopping season I was driving the wife nuts by pointing out "Squeakers".
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During this past Xmas shopping season I was driving the wife nuts by pointing out "Squeakers".
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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During this past Xmas shopping season I was driving the wife nuts by pointing out "Squeakers".
rofl
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I think 99000 said this a wile back, but it happend to me a couple of weeks ago. When you go to the drive through, and you order somthing, the person reads your order back and you say "rgr that".
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...when you catch yourself pulling back on the car steering wheel when turning.
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Going shopping I seen some kid take the last set of Ipod headphones off the shelf, I mumbled "vulcher"
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When you take the New Easy Chair your wife bought for the den and drill holes on the arm rest and mount you throttle and joystick to it :rock
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When you take the New Easy Chair your wife bought for the den and drill holes on the arm rest and mount you throttle and joystick to it :rock
:noid
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When you take the New Easy Chair your wife bought for the den and drill holes on the arm rest and mount you throttle and joystick to it :rock
Careful, Lucky, Your giving me ideas :D
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When your speeding on the left lane flashing your long lights and screaming 'CHECK 6!!!!'
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When LilDragn is in car with me, we both hang out heads out the window while on 480 driving past CLE airport and shoot at the planes trying to land or take off over our heads. If no planes in the air we try to rack up vulch kills, tracking the planes on the ground by tail color. The other day, he tried to shoot a plane through the sunroof, then realized we were in my car and not the Land Rover. I got the kill as it got into my view. :rofl
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When you take the New Easy Chair your wife bought for the den and drill holes on the arm rest and mount you throttle and joystick to it :rock
thats a great idea, im glad i thought of it ;)
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when somebody at work asks for a radio check and you reply "5 by 5"
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When your wife offers you any "favor" of your choosing at any moment in time for a month if you'll just stop playing AH for a week and pretend she actually really does exist and you refuse(hasn't happened yet....but probably will)... :lol
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when somebody at work asks for a radio check and you reply "5 by 5"
:rofl
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i always do the / on msn
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You understand [and participate in] all of the gibberish in the add-your-next-words AH stories.
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during your down time at work you use auto cad and your engineering program to design a fully enclosed sim pit that will fit in the same space as your desk the start scouring the yard for scrap tubing to talk the shop into building it for you. This is, of course, only in the conceptual stage but I've got some scrap tubing stashed :D
Or you're posting on a non related board and put <S> at the end of a post and then have to explain that you're a cartoon airplane geek and what the <S> means
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One time I shot a paintball at a friend then waited for killshooter :P
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Have not played in a year. Treatment didn't work. Still addicted.
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I up bombers befor doing things like going to the store,cutting grass, almost all the time while doing anything else. Alot of mornings i do a milk run while getting ready for work. :confused: