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Title: Aces High story
Post by: Pannono on July 16, 2008, 02:06:50 AM
You get 4 words per post...here goes
One day the rooks....
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Post by: Latrobe on July 16, 2008, 02:17:16 AM
One day the rooks invaded the bishop country
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Post by: Husky01 on July 16, 2008, 02:17:51 AM
and then everyone died.
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Post by: Pannono on July 16, 2008, 02:18:53 AM
Except Lusche who then
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Post by: Husky01 on July 16, 2008, 02:19:13 AM
Died with everyone else.
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Post by: Delirium on July 16, 2008, 02:27:40 AM
forced Pannono to spam.
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Post by: Husky01 on July 16, 2008, 02:29:17 AM
and the story ends.
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Post by: Spikes on July 16, 2008, 02:34:50 AM
:rofl BK
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Post by: SAS_KID on July 16, 2008, 02:35:36 AM
But SASKID resurrected it.
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Post by: Spikes on July 16, 2008, 02:38:38 AM
But SASKID resurrected it.
And MstWntd killed it.
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Post by: SAS_KID on July 16, 2008, 02:54:32 AM
THEN I WANT B-29!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Noir on July 16, 2008, 03:02:05 AM
They all took of in fluffy bunnies...
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Post by: SD67 on July 16, 2008, 03:58:08 AM
And dropped big carrots
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Post by: fcmartin on July 16, 2008, 08:14:41 AM
 :huh :huh :huh :huh
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Post by: SD67 on July 16, 2008, 08:23:13 AM
Skyrock looked up surprised
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Post by: betty on July 16, 2008, 08:29:28 AM
Skyrock looked up surprised

as saskid augers lol
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Post by: Fulmar on July 16, 2008, 08:34:06 AM
Just then, 4 rook 190's started their re-entry burn.
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Post by: dunnrite on July 16, 2008, 08:35:22 AM
As one wingtip snapped...
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Post by: ImADot on July 16, 2008, 08:39:47 AM
Padding my post count.
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Post by: ImADot on July 16, 2008, 08:40:30 AM
Over 20 posts now!
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Post by: ImADot on July 16, 2008, 08:41:53 AM
What a good idea.
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Post by: SD67 on July 16, 2008, 08:43:31 AM
you are a dot
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Post by: Redlegs on July 16, 2008, 08:46:51 AM
I just posted here
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Post by: SD67 on July 16, 2008, 08:53:02 AM
back to the wingtip...
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Post by: zoozoo on July 16, 2008, 09:07:03 AM
the sh33p did it
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Post by: SD67 on July 16, 2008, 09:11:45 AM
while Shane filmed the
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Post by: texasmom on July 16, 2008, 09:31:30 AM
So I'm copying & pasting all of the previous posts into this one, so they're one story.  When you make your post, copy the story, add your words at the bottom. :)


One day the Rooks invaded the Bishop country, and then everyone died; except Lusche, who then died with everyone else & forced Pannono to spam.  And the story ends... but SASKID resurrected it, and MstWntd killed it.

They all took of in fluffy bunnies and dropped big carrots.  SkyRock looked surprised as SasKid augers (lol).  Just then, 4 rook 190's start their re-entry burn.  As one wingtip snapped, the sh33p did it while Shane filmed the morning teletubby show for his
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Post by: captain1ma on July 16, 2008, 09:34:38 AM
One day the Rooks invaded the Bishop country, and then everyone died; except Lusche, who then died with everyone else & forced Pannono to spam.  And the story ends... but SASKID resurrected it, and MstWntd killed it.

They all took of in fluffy bunnies and dropped big carrots.  SkyRock looked surprised as SasKid augers (lol).  Just then, 4 rook 190's start their re-entry burn.  As one wingtip snapped, the sh33p did it while Shane filmed the morning teletubby show for his

One day the Rooks invaded the Bishop country, and then everyone died; except Lusche, who then died with everyone else & forced Pannono to spam.  And the story ends... but SASKID resurrected it, and MstWntd killed it.

They all took of in fluffy bunnies and dropped big carrots.  SkyRock looked surprised as SasKid augers (lol).  Just then, 4 rook 190's start their re-entry burn.  As one wingtip snapped, the sh33p did it while Shane filmed the morning teletubby show for his small horde of squaddies
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Post by: Captfish on July 16, 2008, 09:39:05 AM
Suddenly, Ghi appeared with
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Post by: avionix on July 16, 2008, 09:41:23 AM
while rooks played with
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Post by: Redlegs on July 16, 2008, 09:53:40 AM
themselves, as 200 filled
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Post by: Rich46yo on July 16, 2008, 10:29:24 AM
Some cant count four.
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Post by: Pannono on July 16, 2008, 10:37:38 AM
(continuing redlegs' part)
with gks and wtgs
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Post by: Husky01 on July 16, 2008, 10:39:59 AM
and finally everyone died.
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Post by: Husky01 on July 16, 2008, 10:41:04 AM
Ending the story thread.
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Post by: evenhaim on July 16, 2008, 10:50:14 AM
Ending the story thread.

And bearkats perished aswell.
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Post by: uptown on July 16, 2008, 10:53:12 AM
But Goldelks appeared suddenly.....................
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Post by: Pannono on July 16, 2008, 10:54:12 AM
because they killed HQ
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Post by: KooLBreeZ on July 16, 2008, 11:01:17 AM
KooLBrez bombed Pannanos retreating Tiger an had to listen to him whine the next 30 min an receive loves PM's from him also.
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Post by: Pannono on July 16, 2008, 12:21:24 PM
hey, im not the one that brought eggs to a gv battle
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Post by: Spikes on July 16, 2008, 12:28:45 PM
This story will die.
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Post by: Husky01 on July 16, 2008, 01:08:31 PM
This story already died.
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Post by: zoozoo on July 16, 2008, 01:54:27 PM
the sh33p came back alive
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Post by: Masherbrum on July 16, 2008, 03:41:57 PM
the sh33p came back alive

and devoured zoozoo.
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Post by: crazierthanu on July 16, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
but zoozoo had 45cal
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Post by: Dragon on July 16, 2008, 03:52:28 PM
But the sheep had
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Post by: Masherbrum on July 16, 2008, 03:58:21 PM
a 12 gauge shotgun
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Post by: kennyhayes on July 16, 2008, 04:01:14 PM
so I launched a nuke
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Post by: crazierthanu on July 16, 2008, 04:02:06 PM
and blew yourself up,
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Post by: Masherbrum on July 16, 2008, 04:06:57 PM
and blew up yourself,

Text Nazi: "and blew yourself up".    You're dismissed from the thread, move along now.   

Someone else can continue this thread.
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: sax on July 16, 2008, 04:07:39 PM
Kenny is double jointed
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Post by: 999000 on July 16, 2008, 04:19:52 PM
"shegotya" fan club arrived...........
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Post by: crazierthanu on July 16, 2008, 04:23:34 PM
And I said "wtf is that???"
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Post by: kennyhayes on July 16, 2008, 04:54:41 PM
Lesbo space robots attacked
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Post by: zoozoo on July 16, 2008, 04:58:48 PM
they killed kenny
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Post by: angelsandair on July 16, 2008, 05:04:35 PM
and the fluffy bunny
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Post by: saantana on July 16, 2008, 08:03:15 PM
Saantana upped his Spixteen..
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Post by: uptown on July 16, 2008, 08:15:19 PM
and applyed lip stick during auto climb............
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Post by: Dragon on July 16, 2008, 08:17:52 PM
and Ho'd my Jug





PS. thanks
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Post by: Becinhu on July 16, 2008, 08:18:35 PM
while adjusting his garterbelt
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Post by: saantana on July 16, 2008, 08:21:47 PM
 :rofl
while thinking, good kill!
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Post by: Dragon on July 16, 2008, 08:39:49 PM
I grabbed my .45
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Post by: Dragon on July 16, 2008, 08:40:54 PM
While falling past Saantana
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Post by: Dragon on July 16, 2008, 08:41:55 PM
gave him head wound
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Post by: Pannono on July 16, 2008, 08:46:52 PM
and then he said
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Post by: 999000 on July 16, 2008, 09:08:03 PM
shit happens why me?
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Post by: Latrobe on July 16, 2008, 11:40:24 PM
HiTech appeared and said
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Post by: Pannono on July 17, 2008, 02:23:35 AM
"No soup for you!"
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Post by: BillyD on July 17, 2008, 03:21:05 AM
man bear pig's real
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Post by: SD67 on July 17, 2008, 04:42:33 AM
nasty big throbbing pink
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Post by: Emu on July 17, 2008, 07:42:42 AM
bloody arse flesh wound
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Post by: uptown on July 17, 2008, 07:46:48 AM
man bear pig's real

ok, time out. What does this mean?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: texasmom on July 17, 2008, 07:58:21 AM
One day the Rooks invaded the Bishop country, and then everyone died; except Lusche, who then died with everyone else & forced Pannono to spam.  And the story ends... but SASKID resurrected it, and MstWntd killed it.

They all took of in fluffy bunnies and dropped big carrots.  SkyRock looked surprised as SasKid augers (lol).  Just then, 4 rook 190's start their re-entry burn.  As one wingtip snapped, the sh33p did it while Shane filmed the morning teletubby show for his small horde of squaddies.  Suddenly, Ghi appeared with the rooks played with themselves, as 200 filled with gks and wtgs, and finally everyone died.  And bearkats perished as well.  But Goldelks appeared suddenly... because they killed HQ.  KooLBrez bombed Pannanos retreating Tiger and had to listen to him whine the next 30 min and receive loves PM's from him also.

The sh33p came back alive and devoured zoozoo... but zoozoo had 45cal... but the sheep had a 12 gauge shotgun.  So I launched a nuke and blew yourself up. 

Kenny is double jointed.  "SheGotYa" Fan Club arrived and I said "wtf is that???"  Lesbo space robots attacked; they killed Kenny and the Fluffy Bunny.  Saantana upped his Spixteen, and applied lip stick during auto climb, and ho'd my Jug while adjusting his garterbelt while thinking "good kill!"  I grabbed my .45.  While falling past Saantana, gave him a head wound and then he said "poop happens, why me?"

HiTech appeared and said "No soup for you!"  Man bear pig's real nasty big throbbing pink bloody arse flesh wound oozed blood all over
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Post by: saantana on July 17, 2008, 08:02:13 AM
his arse. He thought
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Post by: saantana on July 17, 2008, 08:04:29 AM
darn bish hording again.
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Post by: uptown on July 17, 2008, 08:08:02 AM
 :O  this is turning out to be a good story.......carry on please  :D
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Post by: uptown on July 17, 2008, 08:09:02 AM
then GHI said "voolch"!
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Post by: SD67 on July 17, 2008, 08:14:08 AM
and the rooknits died
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Post by: saantana on July 17, 2008, 08:52:22 AM
. But then DRDEATHX arrived
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Post by: avionix on July 17, 2008, 09:31:58 AM
and LTAR units rolled
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Post by: zoozoo on July 17, 2008, 09:35:12 AM
so we grabbed our abrams tanks
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Post by: avionix on July 17, 2008, 09:38:39 AM
but LTAR prevailed!!!!!!!!


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Post by: crazierthanu on July 17, 2008, 09:42:24 AM
. But then DRDEATHX arrived


And yelled at all us squeekers,
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 09:47:00 AM

And yelled at all us squeekers,

" I r T3H 1337"!!!
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Post by: infowars on July 17, 2008, 09:51:36 AM
presumptively engage nuclear facilities.
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 09:52:47 AM
999000 realizes his bombs....
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Post by: saantana on July 17, 2008, 10:02:15 AM
are dropping on HiTech's
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 10:02:53 AM
are dropping on HiTech's


but they're not bombs....
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Post by: Captfish on July 17, 2008, 10:04:13 AM
they are fresh carrots
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Post by: saantana on July 17, 2008, 10:08:23 AM
 and drdeathX said WTF?
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 10:22:11 AM
"what do i do with carrots..999000 thought"
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Post by: 999000 on July 17, 2008, 11:13:03 AM
amazing 999000 had a thought!
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Post by: Captfish on July 17, 2008, 11:14:43 AM
 , he then proceeded to stuff carrots
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Post by: Pannono on July 17, 2008, 11:18:06 AM
with 88mm AP rounds
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Post by: Hap on July 17, 2008, 11:21:48 AM
female ack exploded nearby
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Post by: wnt2 on July 17, 2008, 11:28:43 AM

spewing hot molten love
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Post by: Dragon on July 17, 2008, 11:30:52 AM
All over the carrots
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Post by: wnt2 on July 17, 2008, 11:36:52 AM
exciting the bish sheep

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Post by: Dragon on July 17, 2008, 11:40:30 AM
detonating the 88mm rounds
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Post by: Pannono on July 17, 2008, 11:45:25 AM
causing the sheep to
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Post by: Dragon on July 17, 2008, 12:05:15 PM
become airborne, giving the
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Post by: Pannono on July 17, 2008, 12:07:14 PM
tanks speedbump free travel
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 12:28:54 PM
tanks speedbump free travel

they traveled to rook land..
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Post by: Dragon on July 17, 2008, 12:36:58 PM
till they ran into
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 17, 2008, 12:47:00 PM
swarms of rabid zombies
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Post by: dunnrite on July 17, 2008, 12:48:00 PM
with the name LTAR
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Post by: Dragon on July 17, 2008, 12:53:08 PM
The sheep, still airborne..
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Post by: Redlegs on July 17, 2008, 01:05:18 PM
Ended this thread again?
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Post by: wnt2 on July 17, 2008, 01:13:00 PM
Not likely, as they
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Post by: avionix on July 17, 2008, 01:13:52 PM
On a side note, LTARs are Bish.  Just wanted to clear that up.
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Post by: Captfish on July 17, 2008, 01:25:18 PM
Not likely, as they

were challenged by Cmustard
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Post by: Dragon on July 17, 2008, 01:26:35 PM
and supported by snailman
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Post by: kennyhayes on July 17, 2008, 01:36:54 PM
but they both failed
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Post by: Pannono on July 17, 2008, 01:39:15 PM
and snailman called his
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Post by: wnt2 on July 17, 2008, 01:52:00 PM
army of slime creatures
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Post by: Captfish on July 17, 2008, 01:57:53 PM
flying uber planes, too...
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Post by: texasmom on July 17, 2008, 02:03:36 PM
One day the Rooks invaded the Bishop country, and then everyone died; except Lusche, who then died with everyone else & forced Pannono to spam.  And the story ends... but SASKID resurrected it, and MstWntd killed it.

They all took of in fluffy bunnies and dropped big carrots.  SkyRock looked surprised as SasKid augers (lol).  Just then, 4 rook 190's start their re-entry burn.  As one wingtip snapped, the sh33p did it while Shane filmed the morning teletubby show for his small horde of squaddies.  Suddenly, Ghi appeared with the rooks played with themselves, as 200 filled with gks and wtgs, and finally everyone died.  And bearkats perished as well.  But Goldelks appeared suddenly... because they killed HQ.  KooLBrez bombed Pannanos retreating Tiger and had to listen to him whine the next 30 min and receive loves PM's from him also.

The sh33p came back alive and devoured zoozoo... but zoozoo had 45cal... but the sheep had a 12 gauge shotgun.  So I launched a nuke and blew yourself up. 

Kenny is double jointed.  "SheGotYa" Fan Club arrived and I said "wtf is that???"  Lesbo space robots attacked; they killed Kenny and the Fluffy Bunny.  Saantana upped his Spixteen, and applied lip stick during auto climb, and ho'd my Jug while adjusting his garterbelt while thinking "good kill!"  I grabbed my .45.  While falling past Saantana, gave him a head wound and then he said "poop happens, why me?"

HiTech appeared and said "No soup for you!"  Man bear pig's real nasty big throbbing pink bloody arse flesh wound oozed blood all over his arse.  He thought 'Darn Bish hording again.'  Then Ghi said "voolch!"  and the rooknits died.  But then DRDEATHX arrived and LTAR units rolled, so we grabbed our Abrams tanks... but LTAR prevailed!!!!!!!! [when DRDEATHX arrived, he] yelled at all us squeekers "I r T3H 1337!!!" presumptively engage nuclear facilities.  999000 realizes his bombs are dropping on HiTech's; but they're not bombs, they are fresh carrots! And DrDeathX said "WTF?"

"What do I do with carrots?" 999000 thought. Amazing! 999000 had a thought! He then proceeded to stuff carrots with 88mm AP rounds.  Female ack exploded nearby spewing hot molten love all over the carrots, exciting the bish sheep, detonating the 88 mm rounds, causing the sheep to become airborne, giving the tanks speedbump free travel.  They traveled to rook land till they ran into swarms of rabid zombies with the name LTAR. 

(On a side note, LTARs are Bish.  Just wanted to clear that up.)

The sheep, still airborne, ended this thread again?  Not likely, as they were challenged by Cmustard and supported by Snailman... but they both failed, and Snailman called his army of slime creatures flying uber planes, too.  They responded too late
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: saantana on July 17, 2008, 02:17:29 PM
and the flying sheep
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Post by: weazely on July 17, 2008, 02:18:53 PM
And everyone lived happyly ever after......THE END!!!!! no more stupid story!
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Post by: 2BAD on July 17, 2008, 02:21:21 PM
got a little weazely
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 17, 2008, 02:21:52 PM
who was soundly tasered
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Post by: Dragon on July 17, 2008, 02:23:03 PM
and the flying sheep

attacked LTAR's with meatbombs
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Post by: saantana on July 17, 2008, 02:24:46 PM
who then screamed "STUPID
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Post by: weazely on July 17, 2008, 02:36:08 PM
 :noid
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Post by: RATTFINK on July 17, 2008, 02:38:47 PM
Then RATTFINK shouted, SHEEP!!
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Post by: Becinhu on July 17, 2008, 03:43:19 PM
causing 30 bish to
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Post by: Pannono on July 17, 2008, 03:44:42 PM
start a revolt, which
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 17, 2008, 03:49:19 PM
again amounted to nothing
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Post by: RATTFINK on July 17, 2008, 03:52:15 PM
to hard for the
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 17, 2008, 03:54:56 PM
pickers, hoers, vulchers, and ace pilots
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Post by: Captfish on July 17, 2008, 04:05:17 PM
to start a mission that
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 17, 2008, 04:06:18 PM
would be ruined by
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 04:07:51 PM
the evil spy lurking in the shadows
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 17, 2008, 04:08:31 PM
and the whines were
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 04:09:29 PM
and the whines were

nothing short of squeeks...
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 17, 2008, 04:10:34 PM
that pierced the eardrums
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 04:11:44 PM
near by pilots yelling...
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Post by: Pannono on July 17, 2008, 04:12:59 PM
aghhh my ears ahhhh
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 04:13:52 PM
filled with joy, the squeakers...
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Post by: Dragon on July 17, 2008, 04:16:36 PM
porked the sheep, then
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 04:21:00 PM
then went swimming in the...
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Post by: Dragon on July 17, 2008, 04:35:14 PM
shadow of Betty's awsomeness.
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Post by: Captfish on July 17, 2008, 05:07:28 PM
Which, in turn led to
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 05:16:02 PM
a big gang bang of....
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 17, 2008, 06:00:17 PM
Dicho not touching it
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Post by: betty on July 17, 2008, 07:32:56 PM
looking up, dicho has vis on a p38 at 45k.....
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 17, 2008, 08:20:54 PM
Oh noes it's a SAPP
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Post by: Pannono on July 18, 2008, 03:12:12 AM
practicing his SAPP landing
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Post by: zoozoo on July 18, 2008, 07:03:53 AM
i got 200 proxies
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Post by: SD67 on July 18, 2008, 08:26:39 AM
vulching my second account
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 18, 2008, 08:27:18 AM
while I augured spectacularly
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Post by: Emu on July 18, 2008, 09:02:04 AM
while I augured spectacularly

betty hot on your
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Post by: BEARING3 on July 18, 2008, 09:02:57 AM
Then came Bearing 3
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Post by: saantana on July 18, 2008, 09:10:08 AM
army of muppets pilots
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Post by: zoozoo on July 18, 2008, 09:50:54 AM
army of muppets pilots


EDIT:cow clan 

(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii275/zoozoo13/KK1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: Dichotomy on July 18, 2008, 09:52:46 AM
mooooved into the area
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Post by: Captfish on July 18, 2008, 12:04:29 PM
and were quickly squelched
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Post by: Redlegs on July 18, 2008, 12:23:28 PM
and destroyed, but duffman0
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Post by: Pannono on July 18, 2008, 12:36:30 PM
flew his jug to
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Post by: Banshee7 on July 18, 2008, 12:38:30 PM
outer space wearing only...
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Post by: dunnrite on July 18, 2008, 12:39:59 PM
a thong and leather
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 18, 2008, 12:43:13 PM
gimp hood. He quickly
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Post by: Pannono on July 18, 2008, 01:40:44 PM
realized that this was
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 18, 2008, 01:42:32 PM
not acceptable gear for
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Post by: RATTFINK on July 18, 2008, 01:44:38 PM
when all the sudden...
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: texasmom on July 18, 2008, 02:01:11 PM
One day the Rooks invaded the Bishop country, and then everyone died; except Lusche, who then died with everyone else & forced Pannono to spam.  And the story ends... but SASKID resurrected it, and MstWntd killed it.

They all took of in fluffy bunnies and dropped big carrots.  SkyRock looked surprised as SasKid augers (lol).  Just then, 4 rook 190's start their re-entry burn.  As one wingtip snapped, the sh33p did it while Shane filmed the morning teletubby show for his small horde of squaddies.  Suddenly, Ghi appeared with the rooks played with themselves, as 200 filled with gks and wtgs, and finally everyone died.  And bearkats perished as well.  But Goldelks appeared suddenly... because they killed HQ.  KooLBrez bombed Pannanos retreating Tiger and had to listen to him whine the next 30 min and receive loves PM's from him also.

The sh33p came back alive and devoured zoozoo... but zoozoo had 45cal... but the sheep had a 12 gauge shotgun.  So I launched a nuke and blew yourself up. 

Kenny is double jointed.  "SheGotYa" Fan Club arrived and I said "wtf is that???"  Lesbo space robots attacked; they killed Kenny and the Fluffy Bunny.  Saantana upped his Spixteen, and applied lip stick during auto climb, and ho'd my Jug while adjusting his garterbelt while thinking "good kill!"  I grabbed my .45.  While falling past Saantana, gave him a head wound and then he said "poop happens, why me?"

HiTech appeared and said "No soup for you!"  Man bear pig's real nasty big throbbing pink bloody arse flesh wound oozed blood all over his arse.  He thought 'Darn Bish hording again.'  Then Ghi said "voolch!"  and the rooknits died.  But then DRDEATHX arrived and LTAR units rolled, so we grabbed our Abrams tanks... but LTAR prevailed!!!!!!!! [when DRDEATHX arrived, he] yelled at all us squeekers "I r T3H 1337!!!" presumptively engage nuclear facilities.  999000 realizes his bombs are dropping on HiTech's; but they're not bombs, they are fresh carrots! And DrDeathX said "WTF?"

"What do I do with carrots?" 999000 thought. Amazing! 999000 had a thought! He then proceeded to stuff carrots with 88mm AP rounds.  Female ack exploded nearby spewing hot molten love all over the carrots, exciting the bish sheep, detonating the 88 mm rounds, causing the sheep to become airborne, giving the tanks speedbump free travel.  They traveled to rook land till they ran into swarms of rabid zombies with the name LTAR. 

(On a side note, LTARs are Bish.  Just wanted to clear that up.)

The sheep, still airborne, ended this thread again?  Not likely, as they were challenged by Cmustard and supported by Snailman... but they both failed, and Snailman called his army of slime creatures flying uber planes, too.  They responded too late and the flying sheep attacked LTARS with meatbombs, who then screamed "STUPID!"  [The sheep] got a little weazely, who was soundly tasered.  Then RATTFINK shouted, "SHEEP!!" causing 30 bish to start a revolt, which again amounted to nothing too hard for the pickers, hoers, vulchers, and ace pilots to start a mission that would be ruined by the evil spy lurking in the shadows; and the whines were nothing short of squeeks that pierced the eardrums near by pilots yelling "AGHHH! My ears! AHHHH!"  Filled with joy, the squeakers porked the sheep, then went swimming in the shadow of Betty's awesomeness.  [Which in turn led to a big gang bang of...]

Looking up, Dicho has vis on a P-38 at 45K.  "Oh noes! It's a SAPP practicing his SAPP landing!"  I got 200 proxies vulching on my second account.  While I augered spectacularly [with] Betty hot on your...

Then came Bearing; 3 Army of Muppet pilots [cow clan] moooooved into the area and were quickly squelched and destroyed.  But duffman0 flew his jug to outer space wearing only a thong and leather gimp hood.  He quickly realized that this was not acceptable gear for [...]

When all the sudden
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: RATTFINK on July 18, 2008, 02:04:09 PM
They died. The End!
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: Dichotomy on July 18, 2008, 02:45:42 PM
'but how?' you ask
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Post by: Emu on July 18, 2008, 03:16:28 PM
thats when the sheep
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: saantana on July 18, 2008, 04:49:22 PM
realized that they can't
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Post by: acfireguy26 on July 18, 2008, 04:59:06 PM
experience the joys of
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Post by: lengro on July 18, 2008, 05:02:50 PM
being IN before lock
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Post by: dunnrite on July 18, 2008, 05:31:09 PM
They died. The End! good luck with that lol this may never end :confused:


then, auto retracting ack-ack
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: NEARY on July 18, 2008, 06:52:18 PM
kicked the bish's butt
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: saantana on July 19, 2008, 06:13:24 AM
and destroyed the almighty
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: SD67 on July 19, 2008, 07:15:44 AM
consortium of twelve. Then
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 19, 2008, 08:31:04 AM
the adult beverages were
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: saantana on July 19, 2008, 09:03:49 AM
suddenly distributed to all
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: SD67 on July 19, 2008, 09:55:41 AM
, the deck chairs appeared
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Post by: Emu on July 19, 2008, 10:39:02 AM
, the deck chairs appeared

and a BBQ started
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Post by: Tr0jan on July 19, 2008, 12:17:49 PM
Which Shuffler Ruined whilst
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Post by: saantana on July 19, 2008, 12:42:19 PM
the steaks were being
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Post by: Captfish on July 19, 2008, 12:57:02 PM
grilled to bloody perfection!
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: saantana on July 19, 2008, 01:20:19 PM
Meanwhile, back at the
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Post by: FTDEEP on July 19, 2008, 01:59:55 PM
Mustang Ranch....
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Post by: Dichotomy on July 19, 2008, 02:37:17 PM
some said 'I love ewe'
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: saantana on July 19, 2008, 03:15:22 PM
but wth is 'ewe'?
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: -SR- on July 19, 2008, 04:35:02 PM
Which started him scratching
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: SD67 on July 19, 2008, 06:04:09 PM
his amorously infective insects
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Post by: pluck on July 19, 2008, 06:07:03 PM
which unfortunately had crawled
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Post by: saantana on July 19, 2008, 07:14:52 PM
from the legs onto
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Post by: crazierthanu on July 20, 2008, 09:47:07 AM
a place I shall not mention..........
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: betty on July 21, 2008, 12:53:37 AM
ahhhhhhhhh my "no no wing" he thought...
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Post by: saantana on July 21, 2008, 04:35:23 AM
while scratching even more
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Post by: SD67 on July 21, 2008, 04:43:00 AM
, suddenly it began growing
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Post by: saantana on July 21, 2008, 04:47:18 AM
on him that he
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: SD67 on July 21, 2008, 04:48:56 AM
wasn't scratching at all!
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: saantana on July 21, 2008, 04:51:50 AM
The ants turned out
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: SD67 on July 21, 2008, 04:52:35 AM
to feast on the
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Post by: saantana on July 21, 2008, 05:01:10 AM
to feast on the

new bbq which smelled
Title: Re: Aces High story
Post by: SD67 on July 21, 2008, 05:32:20 AM
of suspect nocturnal deposits