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Title: Perk plane for Drunks
Post by: Creamo on August 22, 2000, 12:21:00 AM

I can't count how many times Ive been sh*tfaced, blasted off me arse, hardly capable of maintaning autoclimb, only to be killed by someone who then rubs it like they won a best of 10 ladder challenge.

Can we get a "perk" plane for fat drunk people? Not that it is diffrent in terms of FM, but is colored diffrent so the guy that kills you knows he shot down a impaired idiot like me.

 (http://ckremer.home.mindspring.com/F4u.jpg)

Title: Perk plane for Drunks
Post by: StSanta on August 22, 2000, 05:01:00 AM

Hm, we already have the F4U-C...

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"If you died a stones throw from your wingie; you did no wrong". - Hangtime

Title: Perk plane for Drunks
Post by: Staga on August 22, 2000, 10:46:00 AM

Hmm.. That external tank under it; what is it for ?

Naah... Stupid Question....  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Title: Perk plane for Drunks
Post by: Hamish on August 22, 2000, 02:37:00 PM

 

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Originally posted by Staga:
Hmm.. That external tank under it; what is it for ?

Naah... Stupid Question....    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)

Naah, it's not what ya think Staga, The Beer is in the wing tanks with a tap in the cockpit, the external tank is a porta potty (easier to dispose of that way (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)).

Hamish!

[This message has been edited by Hamish (edited 08-22-2000).]

Title: Perk plane for Drunks
Post by: Udie on August 22, 2000, 02:47:00 PM

 Not a good plane I bet I'd never make a wheels down landing. That would be impossible because the gear crank was modified to be the tap pump and the gear won't lower after you drink all the hydrolic fluid  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

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Title: Perk plane for Drunks
Post by: Dinger on August 23, 2000, 11:36:00 PM

Sorry guys, B-25H is for my money the best FUI AC out there.  Don't turn well, don't fly that fast, but if you're loaded like Grampa's repeatin' rifle, you can still do some serious hurt.

Title: Perk plane for Drunks
Post by: kidcol on August 25, 2000, 11:19:00 AM

Creamo, great idea.

think it should just be a color scheme applied to any plane, like:

a YELLOW zeke, signifying that nerve-steadying beer or two after work.

a PURPLE P38, because that one or two beers didn't quite do it & I had to run out for a twelve pack.

a flashing NEON GREEN jug, because my old roomate showed up with a fifth of tequila & now it's one am & hey, check out this online sim, dude...  zzz

& a RED & ORANGE striped B26, cause I'm way too hungover to go to work, think I'll just stay home & quietly bomb things all day.

now if we could just come up with a color scheme for BBS posts...

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