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Title: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Guppy35 on July 18, 2008, 12:03:45 AM
...again for ruining Aces High. 

I came home tonite, and there it was. The evidence was clear.  I can no longer deny it.  I am a spy, and I have flown on a team with less then the lowest numbers on occasion.  Pictures don't lie. 

I hear confession is good for the soul, and I hope this means a fresh start for me.

To this end, I'd like to explain myself a little.  Hitech, Pyro, Skuzzy, Waffle and company, I'm sorry that I continue to enjoy myself so much in the game and find myself having fun both in the arenas and on the BBS.  I will grow properly somber and inject more seriousness into my flying as well as my posting.

Skuzzy, I'll try and keep my post count from growing so quickly.  I'm just so curious as to what comes after Plutonium Member, that I sometimes can't help myself.  This is serious business after all.

While flying, I will do my best not to have fun with the folks I fly with and against and I will no longer tell them where I am or what altitude I am flying as this does not show proper respect for the war, and could be misconstrued as potential double agent reverse spying work.

An emergency meeting of the 80th Headhunters pilots will be held and I will finally assert my authority as Squadron CO and none will be allowed to speak for themselves or have an opinion without clearing it through me.  This will apply to SAPP pilots as well.  I am in charge dammit and they're going to follow orders!  I'm even thinking of instituting a rank system in the squad now.  I've always wanted to be a Major....or maybe a Colonel.  General would be pushing it I think.

Finally, the network of spies and Operation Bozo will be shut down immediately.  I understand the integrity of the game is at stake.

Again I apologize for all the harm I have caused along with my Squadron. 

HTC we await your punishment.   All I ask is that Skuzzy isn't allowed to use the cord!

Your humble Headhunter

corkyjr  (note the small c.  I think that shows contrition)



Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: weazely on July 18, 2008, 12:05:28 AM
spy.....its ok....
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: PFactorDave on July 18, 2008, 12:07:57 AM
I get it, but....  ::yawn:: anyway.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Delirium on July 18, 2008, 12:49:22 AM
Corky, you forgot;

I will carry eggs and always dogfight the buildings, no matter how long they pull 1G.

You will treat the 'war winning wackos' like saviors from a by gone era.

I will allow the above 'war winning wackos' to order me around, and take bases if necessary.

I will wake up and go to sleep by the pledge to our chess peice flag and will refuse to sully it by flying for another.
Title: STONE COLD BUSTED!
Post by: moot on July 18, 2008, 01:08:16 AM
That is soooo hypercritical!!1  You made this post knowing it'd raise your post count and confirm your BBS ELITENESS!
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: mensa180 on July 18, 2008, 01:14:43 AM
STONE COLD BUSTED!!@@  :mad: :mad:
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: A8TOOL on July 18, 2008, 01:17:20 AM
This is a joke right?  I'm slow to catch some of this stuff sometimes... heheh
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Messiah on July 18, 2008, 01:26:36 AM
This is a joke right?  I'm slow to catch some of this stuff sometimes... heheh

It's 100% truth he also needs to admit that deep down he is a k4 dweeb.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: angelsandair on July 18, 2008, 03:06:13 AM
It's 100% truth he also needs to admit that deep down he is a k4 dweeb.
:rock :rock :rock :rock :rock :O :D
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: evenhaim on July 18, 2008, 03:16:09 AM
It's 100% truth he also needs to admit that deep down he is a k4 dweeb.
Besides the fact that dan is a BOZO and got STONE COLD BUSTED! ive gotten him in a 109 before! which only goes to show that he really actually hates p38s and that sapp was a cover for thier spy ring, akak bieng the on taking the sub atmospheric pics of course.

Oh lawdy hes in for it now!
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Furball on July 18, 2008, 03:20:03 AM
<snip>

Chief of the Spy Staff Corky, i would like to congratulate you on a fine spying career and would like to ask you to reconsider for the sake of our good men. <S>
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: moot on July 18, 2008, 03:25:51 AM
Who spies on the spies??   :noid
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Furball on July 18, 2008, 03:29:06 AM
Who spies on the spies??   :noid

The Spy Spies.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Xargos on July 18, 2008, 03:31:01 AM
Who spies on the spy spies?
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Furball on July 18, 2008, 03:31:51 AM
Who spies on the spy spies?

Superspy Stang.  He is top of the pyramid.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: DoNKeY on July 18, 2008, 03:35:11 AM
Can turtles climb said spy pyramid?
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Noir on July 18, 2008, 03:35:29 AM
who is that guy, really ?  :O
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Xargos on July 18, 2008, 03:35:45 AM
So you're the Eye of the Spy?
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Furball on July 18, 2008, 03:37:00 AM
Can turtles climb said spy pyramid?

Only Ninja Turtles.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: DoNKeY on July 18, 2008, 03:43:52 AM
Only Ninja Turtles.

So what's the difference between ninja turtles and spy turtles, unless, wait...
















Nothing?
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: evenhaim on July 18, 2008, 03:46:40 AM
So what's the difference between ninja turtles and spy turtles, unless, wait... :noid
















Nothing?
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: moot on July 18, 2008, 03:49:07 AM
 :noid

and

(http://bp0.blogger.com/_t9D_ovmGhQE/Re3GYoQP57I/AAAAAAAAJxk/0Jx9b2YnXcg/s400/Eye+of+Providence.jpg)

Coincindance!!?  I think not!

Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Squire on July 18, 2008, 03:52:24 AM
"as this does not show proper respect for the war"

Thats what flying a P-38 does to you; you have the twin engines droning on both sides, causing an inner ear imbalance, resulting in you flying upside down and viewing the AH world without the proper context! Good grief. ;)


Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Guppy35 on July 18, 2008, 04:03:48 AM
"as this does not show proper respect for the war"

Thats what flying a P-38 does to you; you have the twin engines droning on both sides, causing an inner ear imbalance, resulting in you flying upside down and viewing the AH world without the proper context! Good grief. ;)




Are you suggesting the counter rotating propellers might be a sign of inner conflict?  Good vs bad?  The war vs the fight?  That in essence the placing the pilot in the center pod symbolizes the struggle we all fight to find our inner peace with Aces High?  The 38 pilot is literally turned in two directions?

This revelation may take some time and intense meditation to sort out the true meaning of the 38. 

Excuse me while I retire to the 80th Operations building.  In the bottom of my desk drawer there waits an elixer that just might open my senses to the potential mystical powers the P38 may hold.

 :noid :noid
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: evenhaim on July 18, 2008, 04:08:04 AM
 :noid :rofl
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: gpwurzel on July 18, 2008, 04:48:11 AM
"Are you suggesting the counter rotating propellers might be a sign of inner conflict?  Good vs bad?  The war vs the fight?  That in essence the placing the pilot in the center pod symbolizes the struggle we all fight to find our inner peace with Aces High?  The 38 pilot is literally turned in two directions?

This revelation may take some time and intense meditation to sort out the true meaning of the 38. 

Excuse me while I retire to the 80th Operations building.  In the bottom of my desk drawer there waits an elixer that just might open my senses to the potential mystical powers the P38 may hold."


Thats just cost me a full cup of coffee - on the upside, I now have very clean and clear nasal passages :D

Desk clean in office 3 please lol...


Wurzel

Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: VonMessa on July 18, 2008, 05:06:13 AM
Are you suggesting the counter rotating propellers might be a sign of inner conflict?  Good vs bad?  The war vs the fight?  That in essence the placing the pilot in the center pod symbolizes the struggle we all fight to find our inner peace with Aces High?  The 38 pilot is literally turned in two directions?

This revelation may take some time and intense meditation to sort out the true meaning of the 38. 

Excuse me while I retire to the 80th Operations building.  In the bottom of my desk drawer there waits an elixer that just might open my senses to the potential mystical powers the P38 may hold.

 :noid :noid

Will you put it in the blender?
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Shifty on July 18, 2008, 06:38:00 AM
Are you suggesting the counter rotating propellers might be a sign of inner conflict?  Good vs bad?  The war vs the fight?  That in essence the placing the pilot in the center pod symbolizes the struggle we all fight to find our inner peace with Aces High?  The 38 pilot is literally turned in two directions?

This revelation may take some time and intense meditation to sort out the true meaning of the 38. 

Excuse me while I retire to the 80th Operations building.  In the bottom of my desk drawer there waits an elixer that just might open my senses to the potential mystical powers the P38 may hold.

 :noid :noid

Easy bud, you're coming dangerously close to saying you swing both ways... :confused:
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: The Fugitive on July 18, 2008, 06:47:44 AM
Are you suggesting the counter rotating propellers might be a sign of inner conflict?  Good vs bad?  The war vs the fight?  That in essence the placing the pilot in the center pod symbolizes the struggle we all fight to find our inner peace with Aces High?  The 38 pilot is literally turned in two directions?

This revelation may take some time and intense meditation to sort out the true meaning of the 38. 

Excuse me while I retire to the 80th Operations building.  In the bottom of my desk drawer there waits an elixer that just might open my senses to the potential mystical powers the P38 may hold.

 :noid :noid


got an extra glass?
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: SuperbKi11er on July 18, 2008, 06:56:47 AM
It's 100% truth he also needs to admit that deep down he is a k4 dweeb.
we are all K4 dweebs, who can hate a 30mm cannon, its so big! no i am not compensating for anything.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: culero on July 18, 2008, 06:58:03 AM
Easy bud, you're coming dangerously close to saying you swing both ways... :confused:

Not that there's anything wrong with that....just ask Silat :)
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: jerkins on July 18, 2008, 07:38:28 AM
Corky you are too much  :rofl
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Dichotomy on July 18, 2008, 08:24:45 AM
thank you Corky I needed this today  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: mensa180 on July 18, 2008, 09:13:46 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that....just ask Silat :)

We like to call him "Silut".
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: crockett on July 18, 2008, 09:35:08 AM
I only switch teams to kill goons..   :O
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: 007Rusty on July 18, 2008, 09:40:34 AM
                   (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c135/007rusty/violin.gif)
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: mensa180 on July 18, 2008, 09:45:53 AM
I only switch teams to kill goons..   :O

I've done that :D.  When Lazer comes back, I'll let him explain  :t.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: moot on July 18, 2008, 09:55:13 AM
I want to confess that I'll hold back the trigger so as to let fights go on... I'm a big kitty, a pushover.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: bongaroo on July 18, 2008, 10:43:11 AM
Major corkyjr, permission to speak sir?
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Squire on July 18, 2008, 11:25:42 AM
Ok Guppy, tell me this wasn't your last sortie.

http://www.wetcircuit.com/wp-content/myfotos/2001spaceodyssey/2001SpaceOdyssey112.jpg

:D
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: evenhaim on July 18, 2008, 11:41:59 AM
I have to confess, moot touched me...deeply
































emotionaly of course you pervs.
And that muppet vox sounds like a howard stern radio show.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Shuffler on July 18, 2008, 11:44:55 AM
New supply of duct tape is in sir and the torps are attached to our 38s. Ready for orders on which town we are targeting next.


(http://www.ugo.com/movies/star-trek-casting/images/star-trek-crew.jpg)
We....... must....win... the.... war! (Said in my best  James T. Kirk voice)
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Ack-Ack on July 18, 2008, 12:18:51 PM
This is a joke right?  I'm slow to catch some of this stuff sometimes... heheh

It's all true, CorkyJr doesn't joke especially when it comes to winning the war.


ack-ack
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Bronk on July 18, 2008, 12:26:07 PM
It's 100% truth he also needs to admit that deep down he is a k4 dweeb.
Spit dweeb yes, k4 ehh not so much. :noid
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: sirvlad on July 18, 2008, 12:29:47 PM
To lazy to read all that babble i can say i know the head hunters have spied many times,on occassion even telling me where i am at.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Saurdaukar on July 18, 2008, 01:06:07 PM
To lazy to read all that babble i can say i know the head hunters have spied many times,on occassion even telling me where i am at.

I can confirm that all 80th guys are spies and that Corky is the worst offender. 

Not only that, but he's a cheater, too.  You know those guys who pull their cable on the deck, fly into the ground and then pop back up on your six?

This bastard takes it a step further.  You know its Corky because he can hack the system to create an explosion on the ground where he flies through (you hear it and everything) and when you see him next, hes back on the deck in a NEW PLANE.  He'll do this 9-10 times in a row.  I sent the film to HT but never got a response.
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Husky01 on July 18, 2008, 01:36:28 PM
I have to confess, moot touched me...deeply
































emotionaly of course you pervs.
And that muppet vox sounds like a howard stern radio show.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: FiLtH on July 18, 2008, 02:39:17 PM
LOL well written!!!  :rofl
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: crims on July 18, 2008, 07:49:32 PM
To lazy to read all that babble i can say i know the head hunters have spied many times,on occassion even telling me where i am at.


I find this hard to believe ........ The 80th guys are way to busy spying to really know where they or you are.


WIN THE WAR !!!!  I need the Perks  :aok    :O    :huh


Crims
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: moot on July 18, 2008, 10:59:39 PM
I can confirm that all 80th guys are spies and that Corky is the worst offender. 

Not only that, but he's a cheater, too.  You know those guys who pull their cable on the deck, fly into the ground and then pop back up on your six?

This bastard takes it a step further.  You know its Corky because he can hack the system to create an explosion on the ground where he flies through (you hear it and everything) and when you see him next, hes back on the deck in a NEW PLANE.  He'll do this 9-10 times in a row.  I sent the film to HT but never got a response.
:lol
Title: Re: I want to confess and apologize....
Post by: Husky01 on July 18, 2008, 11:02:07 PM
 :rofl