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Title: ACK!!
Post by: rip033 on July 22, 2008, 11:26:57 AM
You know we always harp about the puffy ack being terrible but i ran into sum wife ack that would put puffy ack to shAME. iT KEPT BLOWING UP AROUND ME... YOU PLAY TOO MUCH...MOW THE YARD...YOU LUV THE GAME MORE THAN ME...WHAT HAPPENED TO FAMILY TIME....KIDS DONT KNOW YOU ANYMORE :furious
Any one else have this ack at home. Please tell me im not alone. Mabye i do fly too muck
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: BaldEagl on July 22, 2008, 11:33:04 AM
"YOU LUV THE GAME MORE THAN ME"

I heard that one when I was married along with "I want to just throw that computer out the window".
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: 007Rusty on July 22, 2008, 11:34:58 AM
                        :rofl
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: SkyRock on July 22, 2008, 11:36:13 AM
My ex-wife hid my MSSWPP2 in a hall closet one time, took me two days to find it! :furious
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: CAP1 on July 22, 2008, 11:36:41 AM
You know we always harp about the puffy ack being terrible but i ran into sum wife ack that would put puffy ack to shAME. iT KEPT BLOWING UP AROUND ME... YOU PLAY TOO MUCH...MOW THE YARD...YOU LUV THE GAME MORE THAN ME...WHAT HAPPENED TO FAMILY TIME....KIDS DONT KNOW YOU ANYMORE :furious
Any one else have this ack at home. Please tell me im not alone. Mabye i do fly too muck


CAP is happily single :D :aok
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: ODBAL on July 22, 2008, 11:38:01 AM
You know we always harp about the puffy ack being terrible but i ran into sum wife ack that would put puffy ack to shAME. iT KEPT BLOWING UP AROUND ME... YOU PLAY TOO MUCH...MOW THE YARD...YOU LUV THE GAME MORE THAN ME...WHAT HAPPENED TO FAMILY TIME....KIDS DONT KNOW YOU ANYMORE :furious
Any one else have this ack at home. Please tell me im not alone. Mabye i do fly too muck

I guess the one thing you need to ask yourself would be, is she right?  Have you neglected your duties as a husband and father to play AH?  My second wife would have a nervous breakdown if I left the room without telling her, so me spending one hour on the computer would translate to "That's all you ever do".  With my current girlfriend I can play all I want and she just lays on the bed and reads while I play.  With that said, I'm sure there are those who don't spend the time they should with their families so they can play, only you can answer that.
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2008, 11:38:13 AM
You know we always harp about the puffy ack being terrible but i ran into sum wife ack that would put puffy ack to shAME. iT KEPT BLOWING UP AROUND ME... YOU PLAY TOO MUCH...MOW THE YARD...YOU LUV THE GAME MORE THAN ME...WHAT HAPPENED TO FAMILY TIME....KIDS DONT KNOW YOU ANYMORE :furious
Any one else have this ack at home. Please tell me im not alone. Mabye i do fly too muck

If you are hearing thisfrom your wife, yes, you fly too much.  I should start a divorce lawyer referral service.  I could get a dozen or so commissions each year just of this board.
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Dichotomy on July 22, 2008, 11:39:42 AM
I've had the reverse.  'WE SPENT $XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX on a gaming rig, two monitors, ch gear, and you haven't flown in a week.  I'm going to the gym, the kids are occupied, get in your cartoon airplane and DO something for Gods sake'

'yes dear'
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2008, 11:41:45 AM
I've had the reverse.  'WE SPENT $XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX on a gaming rig, two monitors, ch gear, and you haven't flown in a week.  I'm going to the gym, the kids are occupied, get in your cartoon airplane and DO something for Gods sake'

'yes dear'


lucky bastage
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Ghastly on July 22, 2008, 11:43:13 AM
"YOU LUV THE GAME MORE THAN ME"

I heard that one when I was married along with "I want to just throw that computer out the window".

Hee hee hee...
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Dichotomy on July 22, 2008, 11:44:12 AM

lucky bastage

Trust me I know :D
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: TEXAS20 on July 22, 2008, 12:40:09 PM
LOL  :rofl  I will never forget my second wife freaking out over AH.  "As long as you have beer, that game and something to spit snuff in your happy." “I could go next door and **** the neighbor and you would not care."  My response is what really got me in trouble.  “ Hey if your going next door bring back my weed eater he borrowed last week.”
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Redlegs on July 22, 2008, 12:41:06 PM
LOL  :rofl  I will never forget my second wife freaking out over AH.  "As long as you have beer, that game and something to spit snuff in your happy." “I could go next door and **** the neighbor and you would not care."  My response is what really got me in trouble.  “ Hey if your going next door bring back my weed eater he borrowed last week.”

 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Banshee7 on July 22, 2008, 12:45:36 PM
LOL  :rofl  I will never forget my second wife freaking out over AH.  "As long as you have beer, that game and something to spit snuff in your happy." “I could go next door and **** the neighbor and you would not care."  My response is what really got me in trouble.  “ Hey if your going next door bring back my weed eater he borrowed last week.”

SHAWK!!!!!   his neighbor doesn't own a weedeater!!!!!
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Dichotomy on July 22, 2008, 12:48:46 PM
LOL  :rofl  I will never forget my second wife freaking out over AH.  "As long as you have beer, that game and something to spit snuff in your happy." “I could go next door and **** the neighbor and you would not care."  My response is what really got me in trouble.  “ Hey if your going next door bring back my weed eater he borrowed last week.”

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Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Sunka on July 22, 2008, 12:52:23 PM
I do hope you spend enough time with your kids though.Beater to be with kids then in a cartoon fake world.
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Banshee7 on July 22, 2008, 12:52:28 PM
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ummm....Dicho...are you ok?
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Dichotomy on July 22, 2008, 12:55:55 PM
That's a loaded question.... am I okay by MY standards or the general standards and measures of sanity?
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Jebus on July 22, 2008, 12:57:16 PM
Well I have a whole new meaning to wife ack.  I just got engaged and with her taking my last name her initals will be ACK  :O..... God I am done for, for sure.

Might as well just give her the nick name 88 :(
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: VonMessa on July 22, 2008, 12:58:46 PM
If I could teach my wife (the General) the fine art of "home-made"  <cough> cigarette rolling, she would hardly ever bother me at all while I am playing.  Well, except when she is "out of uniform" and calls for a short-arm inspection.  :aok

She is the General, ya know, and I could never disobey a direct order.

Otherwise, she always rags me about making sure I get my $15/ month worth.

And no, we don't use any damn machines here for rolling!   :furious

To her credit, though, she is getting better at it.   :)
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: OSU on July 22, 2008, 01:00:43 PM
Well I have a whole new meaning to wife ack.  I just got engaged and with her taking my last name her initals will be ACK  :O..... God I am done for, for sure.

Might as well just give her the nick name 88 :(

 :rofl
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: zoozoo on July 22, 2008, 01:20:39 PM
ummm....Dicho...are you ok?
 

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Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: JAGED on July 22, 2008, 01:27:31 PM
Wife ACK! The number one reason I never fly PERK rides! When the wife ack starts going off, there's no, "Ok honey, give me 5 minutes to land..."  :aok
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: SlapShot on July 22, 2008, 01:35:15 PM
You know we always harp about the puffy ack being terrible but i ran into sum wife ack that would put puffy ack to shAME. iT KEPT BLOWING UP AROUND ME... YOU PLAY TOO MUCH...MOW THE YARD...YOU LUV THE GAME MORE THAN ME...WHAT HAPPENED TO FAMILY TIME....KIDS DONT KNOW YOU ANYMORE :furious
Any one else have this ack at home. Please tell me im not alone. Mabye i do fly too muck

Yeah ... you do fly to "muck" ... if that is truly what you are hearing.

Next ACK will be "Lawyer ACK" ... and I can guarantee that you will "bleed" from that ACK.
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: eh on July 22, 2008, 10:31:43 PM
Mine buys me foot peds for Christmas, paintings of Spits and models of P40s, encourages me to go to air shows, and scheduled and paid for a flight to visit with my wingman of 7 years to meet him for the first time.

I know. She's a burden, but I can bear it.
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Karnak on July 22, 2008, 11:06:31 PM
The other day my wife lay on the bed and listened while I explained the success of the Mossie.  She even asked some questions and to see a video of it on YouTube.
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: NCLawman on July 23, 2008, 12:18:25 AM
"YOU LUV THE GAME MORE THAN ME"

I heard that one when I was married along with "I want to just throw that computer out the window".

Did you tell her she was welcome to throw the computer out the window as long as she was sitting on it.  After all, it is cheaper to buy a new computer than a new wife.  :rock
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: dkff49 on July 23, 2008, 12:52:24 AM
I have it so rough too. My wife told me to go to WWII weekend in Reading, PA on our anniversary. I am still wondering when she is going to be cashing in on that one.

Actually my wife is really cool about this addiction. She picks alot but all in all that is about it. She may not understand why I like this game but she is grateful that I play this instead of spending my time in a bar.
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Bruv119 on July 23, 2008, 01:00:53 AM
The other day my wife lay on the bed and listened while I explained the success of the Mossie.  She even asked some questions and to see a video of it on YouTube.

seriously ???    :lol

Now if I had a pound for everytime I heard 
Quote
"YOU LUV THE GAME MORE THAN ME"
i'd be golden.
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: projoe on July 23, 2008, 07:42:58 AM
Think most of us who were married when we found this game(mid 90's)...have now gone through lawyer ack.
15 bucks a month....real cheap entertainment...but then you have to add
lawyer fee's
court fee's
losing your house and a car
plus 2 grand a month alimony
cheap cheap entertainment. :)
God I love this game!!!

On a better note...girlfriend loves to watch me fly and she has started taking over the controls on occasion....she'll be starting her own account soon...think she'll prolly start hearing some boyfriend ack!!   :rolleyes:
(Hey baby, how bout puttin out tonite  :pray....sorry honey i have a headache....no no..I mean sorry honey tonite is fso nite)  :)
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: SD67 on July 23, 2008, 07:48:01 AM
That's why we have 2 computers. :D
Sarah and I can be online at the same time :D
However although I don't receive much in the way of wife ack whilst playing the game, she has begun to wonder if I love the BBS more than I love her :(
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: Max on July 23, 2008, 07:49:12 AM
I've always thought that Hitech should ponder what women like to do most on the computer and then build a game around it  :aok  The word "shopping" comes to mind  :D
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: hlbly on July 23, 2008, 08:39:03 AM
You know we always harp about the puffy ack being terrible but i ran into sum wife ack that would put puffy ack to shAME. iT KEPT BLOWING UP AROUND ME... YOU PLAY TOO MUCH...MOW THE YARD...YOU LUV THE GAME MORE THAN ME...WHAT HAPPENED TO FAMILY TIME....KIDS DONT KNOW YOU ANYMORE :furious
Any one else have this ack at home. Please tell me im not alone. Mabye i do fly too muck
Sorry bro my wife is more like "well at least he aint showing his goodies on some dam web cam , and I never come home to find him with some kinda weird tent made out of blankets around the pc to keep the kid away while he <chats> to some broad on yahoo" my only near shave was when she heard the name betty . I solved that by unplugging the head set and letting her listen till she is tired of the bark of cannon the scream of pistons the roar of 8" the funny yet slightly disturbing chatter of my squaddies . I also fudged a little and told her that betty was US id of a Japanese bomber . Took her to a few web sites to prove it . Just couldn't figure out how to convince her that the betty who flies would rather pump 20 mm rounds into my cockpit than anything else . hehehe if anyone has suggestion on how to do this I will fess up my little white lie until then mums the word  .
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: SD67 on July 23, 2008, 08:47:25 AM
Easy. Give her an account. :aok
Title: Re: ACK!!
Post by: VonMessa on July 23, 2008, 08:48:10 AM
Ask her to send you her film of some tard running from her goon in the AvA.