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Title: Funny medical study results.
Post by: Maverick on July 31, 2008, 12:17:42 AM

Heart Attacks
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:
1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us;
2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us;
3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us;
4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us; and
5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Our Government is Trying To Correct This Problem.

 

Title: Re: Funny medical study results.
Post by: SPKmes on July 31, 2008, 01:12:20 AM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Funny medical study results.
Post by: Redlegs on July 31, 2008, 07:12:04 AM

 :lol

Title: Re: Funny medical study results.
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 31, 2008, 07:12:39 AM

LMAO!

How True

 :aok :aok

Title: Re: Funny medical study results.
Post by: Cthulhu on July 31, 2008, 10:50:45 AM

So true.. :rofl

But seriously, one word. Exercise.

Title: Re: Funny medical study results.
Post by: slipknot on July 31, 2008, 11:00:18 AM

Quote from: Cthulhu on July 31, 2008, 10:50:45 AM

So true.. :rofl

But seriously, one word. Exercise.

A couple more words:

1.)   Portion size
2.)   Sedentary lifestyles (excerise, yes, but holding out for a parking spot 10 feet closer to the destination doesn't help either)
3.)   Poor stress management
4.)   high fructose corn syrup
5.)   Fourthmeal (thanks T-Bell)

Title: Re: Funny medical study results.
Post by: Cthulhu on July 31, 2008, 02:25:01 PM

Quote from: slipknot on July 31, 2008, 11:00:18 AM

A couple more words:

1.)   Portion size
2.)   Sedentary lifestyles (excerise, yes, but holding out for a parking spot 10 feet closer to the destination doesn't help either)
3.)   Poor stress management
4.)   high fructose corn syrup
5.)   Fourthmeal (thanks T-Bell)

I'm sorry, let me summarize: Most Americans are Fat Lazy Basturrds. (I know, because I are one)

You other "geezers" remember when 150lb high school girls were rare and not the norm?

Title: Re: Funny medical study results.
Post by: botkins on July 31, 2008, 07:14:31 PM

 :rofl  :rofl

Title: Re: Funny medical study results.
Post by: DREDIOCK on July 31, 2008, 07:40:55 PM

Quote from: Cthulhu on July 31, 2008, 02:25:01 PM

I'm sorry, let me summarize: Most Americans are Fat Lazy Basturrds. (I know, because I are one)

You other "geezers" remember when 150lb high school girls were rare and not the norm?

My daughter has a friend that breaks that mark.
She's 12  :eek: