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Title: Montana rancher funny
Post by: Maverick on August 07, 2008, 07:32:31 PM
When you're from the country, you look at things a little differently.
 
 A Montana rancher got into his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch. When
 he got there, he knocked on the door. A young boy, about nine, opened the
 door.
 
 "Is your dad home?" the rancher asked.
 
 "No, sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
 
 "Well," said the rancher, "is your mom here?"
 
 "No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Pa."
 
 "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" the rancher asked.
 
 "No, sir, he went to town with Ma and Pa," responded the boy.
 
 The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other
 and mumbling to himself.
 
 "Is there anything I can do for ya?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all
 the tools are if you want to borrow one or I could take a message for Pa."
 
 "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your dad.
 It's about your brother, Howard, getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."
 
 The boy considered for a moment then said, "You would have to talk to Pa about
 that. If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $15 for
 the hog but I don't really know how much he gets for Howard."


Title: Re: Montana rancher funny
Post by: zoozoo on August 07, 2008, 07:33:48 PM
 :lol  :aok
Title: Re: Montana rancher funny
Post by: Motherland on August 07, 2008, 07:35:50 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Montana rancher funny
Post by: Baitman on August 07, 2008, 07:57:09 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Montana rancher funny
Post by: texasmom on August 07, 2008, 11:26:13 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Montana rancher funny
Post by: 007Rusty on August 07, 2008, 11:38:18 PM
 :aok
Title: Re: Montana rancher funny
Post by: Newman5 on August 07, 2008, 11:44:20 PM
 :rofl :aok

Kramer:  "Uh oh...You're a John!"
Title: Re: Montana rancher funny
Post by: Bodhi on August 07, 2008, 11:53:26 PM
good one