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Title: Meaty bites
Post by: SPKmes on August 12, 2008, 10:25:25 PM

I just received this by E-mail and thought I'd share. Some content has been changed.






I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my d*#k and a car hit me.

I thought one bloke was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*#!h...why else would I buy dog food??

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: Nwbie on August 12, 2008, 10:32:56 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: trax1 on August 12, 2008, 10:35:18 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: Meatwad on August 12, 2008, 10:44:42 PM

I dont bite!  :mad:

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: Captfish on August 12, 2008, 11:28:15 PM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: Jackal1 on August 13, 2008, 07:21:41 AM

 :rofl

Good one.

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: Redlegs on August 13, 2008, 07:41:57 AM

 :lol :lol

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: CAP1 on August 13, 2008, 07:46:17 AM

 :rofl :aok :rofl

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: Joker on August 13, 2008, 10:05:16 AM

great story..

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: Speed55 on August 13, 2008, 10:18:32 AM

 :aok :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: avionix on August 13, 2008, 01:01:01 PM

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: 007Rusty on August 13, 2008, 01:07:04 PM

                   :aok               :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: SpazMan on August 13, 2008, 01:19:12 PM

 :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl

Awesome!!!!!

Title: Re: Meaty bites
Post by: Airscrew on August 13, 2008, 01:38:59 PM

 :O  good thing I finished lunch or else I'd be choking right now...   :rofl :rofl