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Title: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: wrag on August 13, 2008, 10:17:48 AM

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: sunfan1121 on August 13, 2008, 10:23:32 AM

LOL mexifornia  :rofl

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: Baitman on August 13, 2008, 10:26:54 AM

 :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: angelsandair on August 13, 2008, 10:44:07 AM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: Cthulhu on August 13, 2008, 10:55:45 AM

Floruba :huh...    :rofl :rofl

Wrag, you're truly an original.:aok   So why do you sound so stupid on VOX? :D

j/k  that's some funny stuff Man :salute

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: Redlegs on August 13, 2008, 10:56:18 AM

 :lol

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: avionix on August 13, 2008, 10:58:44 AM

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

That's great!!!   However, why does it seem that it could possibly happen? 

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: Kaw1000 on August 13, 2008, 11:43:41 AM

G1 Wrag!  :aok

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: Hazzer on August 13, 2008, 11:56:15 AM

Tendentious but funny. 7 out of 10. :aok

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: AKIron on August 13, 2008, 12:25:35 PM

 :rofl

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: Mojava on August 13, 2008, 01:30:14 PM

 Wow Wrag you have a gift for cutting and pasting.  Nice propaganda...you truly have a gift.

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: REP0MAN on August 13, 2008, 01:34:14 PM

Somebody's Wheaties got pee'd in.....

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: Cthulhu on August 13, 2008, 01:48:55 PM

Quote from: REP0MAN on August 13, 2008, 01:34:14 PM

Somebody's Wheaties got pee'd in.....

Chilaquiles

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: Rich46yo on August 13, 2008, 03:39:48 PM

I'll probably be dead by 2029.

Its kind of a relief actually.

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: 007Rusty on August 13, 2008, 03:49:30 PM

 <<<<<   2 WEEKS till T.O.D    ------------ :rofl :rofl     :aok

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: Elfie on August 13, 2008, 04:05:32 PM

Quote

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

IMO...funniest one.  :rofl

Title: Re: HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Post by: Jester on August 13, 2008, 08:12:32 PM

 :aok