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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Jebus on August 14, 2008, 06:36:00 PM
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Today my fiance has implemented a no fly zone. Any action to my office to take off will result in serious action from her. I did manage an hour while she was taking a nap. As soon as she woke I was immediately intercepted and was told to turn off the game before actions were taken.
The no fly zone will be lifted Saturday (since friday i work at the fire house). :( I need some U.N relief.
When ever I am playing I see Save me Jebus.
Well Today Jebus needs you. :salute
Save Jebus :pray
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WIFE ACK!!!!!!!
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Today my fiance has implemented a no fly zone. Any action to my office to take off will result in serious action from her. I did manage an hour while she was taking a nap. As soon as she woke I was immediately intercepted and was told to turn off the game before actions were taken.
The no fly zone will be lifted Saturday (since friday i work at the fire house). :( I need some U.N relief.
When ever I am playing I see Save me Jebus.
Well Today Jebus needs you. :salute
Save Jebus :pray
Well jebus all i can say is, SAVE YOURSELF!! Whats more important, the art of a WW2 based video game or a fiance? I know my awnser, do you? ;) hehe im just kidding! <S> Jebus! We'll miss you!! FIINNEE
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another one bites the dust... ummm give her money or cc and tell her to go shoping that should by you a few hr.'s <S> Good luck :salute wife ack is tuff
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Gotta nip this BS in the bud...you're not even married yet and she's done reconnaissance and determined WHAT things in your life might be a threat to her desired level of attention from you. It can only go downhill from here! (Best buy motorcycle or boat or old car NOW, because she will squash that too!)
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:rofl
-BigBOBCH
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Neutered.... :rofl
Just don't get her that pissed off.. say sweet things.. but never say "I want to talk to my friends online!"... The obvious response would be.. *gulp* "Who and WHY do you want to talk to them?"... "They're just friends".. "O Rly?"
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Inspired by this thread. 5 minute Photoshop.
(http://derstuhl.net/images/misc/wife_sam_intercepted.jpg)
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Your looking at this all wrong ... :huh ... Get her to join! :aok
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Fiance = still time to change your mind :D
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Today my fiance has implemented a no fly zone. Any action to my office to take off will result in serious action from her. I did manage an hour while she was taking a nap. As soon as she woke I was immediately intercepted and was told to turn off the game before actions were taken.
This isn't going to go well.
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Your looking at this all wrong ... :huh ... Get her to join! :aok
Ding! Ding! And with the steep learning curve, you'll be able to spend PLENTY of time with her teaching her how to fly.
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My girl lends me her laptop for days at a time and encourages me to play. she must be cheating on me.
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My girl lends me her laptop for days at a time and encourages me to play. she must be cheating on me.
I..........am not making her happy right now!
:noid
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My girl lends me her laptop for days at a time and encourages me to play. she must be cheating on me.
Well... if one thing leads to another...
Maybe oneday she'll get a big fancy tricked out gaming computer and lend it to you for life :D
lol, my gf ack "encourages" me to play... but hates it when I do for some reason...
So... little "turn of events"
Why do "significant others" hate the art of WWII flight simulation so much?
btw jebus... good luck to you sir :salute
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Fiance = still time to change your mind :D
Exactly.Gotta stop this sort of action now before the handcuffs....er rings go on. Just think whats gonna happen next when ya make it official.No looking at WW2 plane sites...AH2 Forums...Oh this has no good outcome.Cut your losses.Kick her to the curb. :salute
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I..........am not making her happy right now!
she told me she owns skyrock very quickly in cowgirl possition. ;)
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Your looking at this all wrong ... :huh ... Get her to join! :aok
Bad idea...learned the hard way hehe <S>SGY Good luck with the wife ack, itsmore horrid than CV puffy ack!
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Make sure you get your 'man-parts' out of her purse and put them back on before you kick her to the curb.
:rock :salute
:lol
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Rusty`s got it
payoff...buys time when shopping
and you got a come back..."Hay, I got you that dress, what do you mean I never do anything for you"
can spiral outta control tho...esp when you want to spend more and more time on AH...can get costly
Good luck Jebus
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she told me she owns skyrock very quickly in cowgirl possition. ;)
:rofl
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I do have to say she does let me play when I want. She wanted sometime together yesterday. You know watch a movie, have a nice dinner and stuff.
I think I can manage I day of not flying (i am shaking a little like a crack addict with out any crack) but I will soon be flying again tomorrow once I get off shift.
Let me tell you though she has about a 10k cap around my computer and everytime I up she vulches me. Tired to sneak a flight in last night when she went to bed.
T minus 23 hours before I can have safe airspace.
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Let her play some to......put her in a wirble wind to start...park it on a vulched runway and watch what happens when she kills sumbody....caution....just make sure she doesn't get hooked as much as you!!
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Fiance Ack is way more powerful sir! Radar assisted!
WIFE ACK!!!!!!!
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Today my fiance has implemented a no fly zone. Any action to my office to take off will result in serious action from her. I did manage an hour while she was taking a nap. As soon as she woke I was immediately intercepted and was told to turn off the game before actions were taken.
The no fly zone will be lifted Saturday (since friday i work at the fire house). :( I need some U.N relief.
When ever I am playing I see Save me Jebus.
Well Today Jebus needs you. :salute
Save Jebus :pray
I wouldn't hold my breath on the UN! Look at all those Bosnians that were slaughtered while under armed UN protection back in the 90's. They would surrender their weapons to your wifey and make mucho devestating ACK for your buttocks. heheheh
Your best bet is to buy her some nice jewelry as it works for me for months on end. ROFLOL I got her so trained now that on my nights off and I am counting on playing late she will say, "come to bed and do me and then go play". Heck... It works for me!
All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
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Remember Jebus, your in it for her dads money anyways :O
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she will say, "come to bed and do me and then go play". Heck... It works for me!
All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
:O :aok :rock :salute
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Your best bet is to buy her some nice jewelry as it works for me for months on end. ROFLOL I got her so trained now that on my nights off and I am counting on playing late she will say, "come to bed and do me and then go play". Heck... It works for me!
All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
Ahhh, finally the voice of "reason"...also helps to have an understanding (read: me first, then your bloody game) wife. :rofl :salute
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I got her so trained now that on my nights off and I am counting on playing late she will say, "come to bed and do me and then go play". Heck... It works for me!
Sheesh, even in the Land of Plenty we call "High School," I'd kill for that. :noid
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A good quote for Jebus "Diamonds, that will shut her up, for a minute" -Ron White :)
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Your looking at this all wrong ... :huh ... Get her to join! :aok
Shegotya is RIGHT!!! Put a headset on her and hand her the stick... PM me first and I'll be the "easy target" so she can get a kill... Have her wing with Betty, TXMom, Dirtgirl ar Shegotya for a couple of sorties. Pretty soon you will be the one implementing a "No Fly Zone"! :D
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Dude get a pre nump that states that you are authorized at least 2 hours a day. If she don't sign, kick her to the curb.
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Shegotya is RIGHT!!! Put a headset on her and hand her the stick... PM me first and I'll be the "easy target" so she can get a kill... Have her wing with Betty, TXMom, Dirtgirl ar Shegotya for a couple of sorties. Pretty soon you will be the one implementing a "No Fly Zone"! :D
Yep it is awesome!! :aok I was wife ack for 12 years before I joined in 5 years ago and I wish I would of sooner. No more wife ack yelling all the things that need to be done. Now we do rock paper scissor for chores! :rock
:salute
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how sweet i love happy endings :aok
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how sweet i love happy endings :aok
:aok Rah Rah
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Told my "wife ack" that it's AH or heroin... You decide....lol
But really, my wife is super sneaky in getting me curb my AH habit... The norm is that I come home from work (I work nights till about midnight most of the time) hang out with the wife for about half an hour to hear about her day and what not, and then do an about face(time's up sweety), sign on, and play till the wee hours of the morning (usually till 4 or 5am).. This results in me sleeping till about 2 or 3pm which really makes the wife infuriated given all the things she does throughout the day along with taking care of the kids..
So, lately, she's been doing this whole thing where I'll be playing, and she'll prance around and stand in front of me naked until I acknowledge her (which is usually pretty instantaneous). I usually don't end up logging back on those nights which have been more recent as of late....
It's sad, I'm giving in, I know.... :D
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I got her so trained now that on my nights off and I am counting on playing late she will say, "come to bed and do me and then go play". Heck... It works for me!
All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
God thats sig material :rofl
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Tell her it's Aces High or Sex, you win either way.
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Shegotya is RIGHT!!! Put a headset on her and hand her the stick... PM me first and I'll be the "easy target" so she can get a kill... Have her wing with Betty, TXMom, Dirtgirl ar Shegotya for a couple of sorties. Pretty soon you will be the one implementing a "No Fly Zone"! :D
Dirtgirl still flys? I thought she quit months ago. :noid
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(http://www.divadiamonds.net/images/inventory/NCBL0320W.jpg)
She'll pretty much have to....
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Tell her it's Aces High or Sex, you win either way.
Worked here!!! Wife finally found something that gets me off of her.
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Tell her it's Aces High or Sex, you win either way.
Ahahahahaaahaa
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Really? I'd probably get irritated real fast if someone tried to tell me I couldn't do something "because they said so." I'd prolly end up telling her to go away.
This is also probably good insight as to why my relationships don't last long... :confused: