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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: crockett on August 15, 2008, 10:28:40 AM
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It likely would have been more news worthy if they hadn't found any guns.. :lol
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Perhaps the reporter/journalist is dumber than the federal agents?
Just a thought... (http://hem.bredband.net/turnik/icons/icon_doubt.gif)
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Perhaps the reporter/journalist is dumber than the federal agents?
I have a dog smarter than both parties put together.
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I have a dog smarter than both parties put together.
I have a goldfish, floating, smarter than... ahh. what's the point.
<hang feeds dead goldfish>
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"In the accident, two were killed, one of them fatally".
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All guns are weapons, but not all weapons are guns...
:noid
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"In the accident, two were killed, one of them fatally".
LOL.... I think I remember that on Carson.
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I got this in e-mail from a friend. They are some more examples of the pride of journalistic talent.
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Oklahoma's construction program!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is...
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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This just goes to show that it's not just the print press.
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ack-ack
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"In the accident, two were killed, one of them fatally".
:lol
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:lol :lol :noid :noid
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More Stupid news headlines.
Big Ugly Woman Wins Beauty Pageant (Newspaper in town of Big Ugly, WV)
Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday -Ya Think
Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought (from The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts)
Police: Body Cavity Search Reveals Crack (La Crosse (Wisc.) Tribune headline)
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I have a dog smarter than both parties put together.
I have a dalmation that....ahh heck, never mind, she's eating her pooh agin.....