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Title: Attack Toad
Post by: texasmom on August 16, 2008, 03:07:19 AM

We've got a group of toads that live underneath of some planters out in the back yard

My back porch is U-shaped, with benches at the mouth of each side.  I'm sitting on the bench next to the planters w/the toads.  Across the way, I see a little toad skirt all the way around the U trying to get over to the planters.  He stopped short of my bench... then a huge toad charged me from my side. I was so surprised that I jumped up... and the little toad made it safely across to his home.

I can just picture the conversation after getting back to the planters.

"They didn't mow the grass for like 2 weeks... why didn't you just cut across the grass?
"Why couldn't you have just waited another minute? She was almost done smoking, and then I wouldn't have had to put my warty butt on the line to get you home.
"No Sirrrreee Bob. That's it.  You're grounded. No going out without adult supervision."

Title: Re: Attack Toad
Post by: Nilsen on August 16, 2008, 03:14:17 AM

 :lol

was it oTOADo ?

Title: Re: Attack Toad
Post by: Hangtime on August 16, 2008, 03:22:47 AM

yer kiddin... an adult toad 'scared yah off' so junior could scurry back to saftey?

Damn..

I mean... wow...

..they got a lobby yet?

Title: Re: Attack Toad
Post by: trax1 on August 16, 2008, 03:45:01 AM

Well I thought it was a funny little story TxMom, even if some here wanna act like there 10.

Title: Re: Attack Toad
Post by: rpm on August 16, 2008, 04:10:05 AM

(http://www.physik.uni-freiburg.de/~buescher/hypnotoad.gif)

Title: Re: Attack Toad
Post by: Hangtime on August 16, 2008, 04:27:08 AM

this could be significant. I mean, the toads may be intelligent... have union cards like the frogs.

(http://www.offbeatenough.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/budweiser-frog-girls.jpg)

If so, we must attempt to communicate with the colony. Determine their capabilities.

...this could have implications on national security.

Title: Re: Attack Toad
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on August 16, 2008, 04:37:11 AM

Be nice, be kind to your fellow toads.

Behind me stands five of there brothers and sisters, awaiting my timely death.
One lemon toad, two egyptian toads and two fire belly toads.

Use to have more, but they have passed with time.



Gotta love the lil' critters.

Remember they kill your pest and keep your gardens safe, should you dub them enemy, for shame unto your lack of understanding.


No disrespect intended for any party.

Good story texasmom  :salute

Title: Re: Attack Toad
Post by: trax1 on August 16, 2008, 06:22:25 AM

Quote from: BaDkaRmA158Th on August 16, 2008, 04:37:11 AM

Behind me stands five of there brothers and sisters, awaiting my timely death.
One lemon toad, two egyptian toads and two fire belly toads.

Exactly what kinda toads are those Badkarma?  Are they big ones, or little ones, & are they poisonous ones?

Title: Re: Attack Toad
Post by: boxboy28 on August 16, 2008, 11:11:41 AM

TXmom that must be some good ole texas acid you were on!