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Title: PET OWNERS
Post by: squealer on August 19, 2008, 04:17:20 PM
Rats make ideal 'large print' mice for short-sighted cats.
Title: Re: PET OWNERS
Post by: 007Rusty on August 19, 2008, 04:18:50 PM
 :huh
Title: Re: PET OWNERS
Post by: Denholm on August 19, 2008, 04:20:43 PM
I don't like PETA baiting me. :noid
Title: Re: PET OWNERS
Post by: Chalenge on August 19, 2008, 04:51:35 PM
Next time you are home invite your parents to the school to visit your school teacher and slap them all simulataneously. They have failed you miserably.  :D
Title: Re: PET OWNERS
Post by: Airscrew on August 19, 2008, 04:59:25 PM
I have children, I think I can attempt to decipher this coded message....

If your cat has a vision acuity problems, Presbyopia or myopia, and has diffculity seeing the normal small varity of household rodents ie: Mice, or mouses, then get the larger type household rodents, Rats, larger target easier to see;  much in the same way older people prefer to read books in larger type.



Title: Re: PET OWNERS
Post by: squealer on August 19, 2008, 05:05:32 PM

If your cat has a vision acuity problems, Presbyopia or myopia, and has diffculity seeing the normal small varity of household rodents ie: Mice, or mouses, then get the larger type household rodents, Rats, larger target easier to see;  much in the same way older people prefer to read books in larger type.

That joke sounds so much better the way you tell it Airscrew.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: PET OWNERS
Post by: Cthulhu on August 19, 2008, 05:14:04 PM
I have children, I think I can attempt to decipher this coded message....

If your cat has a vision acuity problems, Presbyopia or myopia, and has diffculity seeing the normal small varity of household rodents ie: Mice, or mouses, then get the larger type household rodents, Rats, larger target easier to see;  much in the same way older people prefer to read books in larger type.




On behalf of us seniors (over 50 :rolleyes:) thank you. Now could you swing by and help me figure out my "Jitterbug" phone?
Title: Re: PET OWNERS
Post by: Nefarious on August 19, 2008, 09:33:37 PM
A better title may have been "Cat Owners"
Title: Re: PET OWNERS
Post by: Airscrew on August 20, 2008, 09:24:07 AM
On behalf of us seniors (over 50 :rolleyes:) thank you. Now could you swing by and help me figure out my "Jitterbug" phone?

I may not be much help, I'm one of those guys that like "larger" type
Title: Re: PET OWNERS
Post by: Airscrew on August 20, 2008, 09:30:27 AM
That joke sounds so much better the way you tell it Airscrew.  :rolleyes:
that was a joke?  I thought it was a "Dear Heloise" tip for the day...