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Title: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Charon on August 19, 2008, 04:24:16 PM
Hey dude, you know what would be totally radical... Kite Surfing in a TROPICAL STORM!

Dude...

DUDE!

ouch dude...

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/weather/2008/08/19/florida.kite.boarder.wfor


Charon
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Denholm on August 19, 2008, 04:25:02 PM
Or perhaps landing a 747?
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: 007Rusty on August 19, 2008, 04:31:15 PM
        :huh ouch
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Chalenge on August 19, 2008, 04:49:53 PM
Moron
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: crockett on August 19, 2008, 05:14:02 PM
lol I was just about to make the exact same topic.. Was gonna call it survival of the fittest. Then I saw the word Darwin and figured I'd better check out your post.  :lol

Here is another article on it..

http://www.wkrg.com/hurricane/article/caught_on_tape_wind_blows_kite_surfer_into_building/17014/
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Maverick on August 19, 2008, 05:26:38 PM
He's probably just stupid enough to do something else to earn the award later on.
 :rolleyes:
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Bear76 on August 19, 2008, 06:32:07 PM
Narley Dude  :aok
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Dux on August 19, 2008, 07:02:01 PM
Can't believe he held on after the first faceplant... or do kite surfers use a harness? [nm. just read second article]
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: lasersailor184 on August 19, 2008, 07:08:26 PM
You know, I was going to come in here and say that perhaps a pair of balls was more important than a couple of bones...





But that dude got diddlying rocked.
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: rpm on August 19, 2008, 08:18:06 PM
Narley Dude  :aok
Gnarley Dude! :cool:
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Yenny on August 19, 2008, 08:20:43 PM
Nature 1, retard 0
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Elfie on August 19, 2008, 08:22:41 PM
For some people, the lights just never come on.....or just burn out early.  : :D
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: AquaShrimp on August 19, 2008, 08:23:24 PM
Surely he was wearing some sort of harness.
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Elfie on August 19, 2008, 08:24:45 PM
Surely he was wearing some sort of harness.

Read the second link.  :D
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: DREDIOCK on August 19, 2008, 09:13:37 PM
Stupid is as stupid does.
He wins on both counts
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Charon on August 20, 2008, 09:30:30 AM
I'm sure before he "strapped it on" he had one of those big helicopter style tracking shot visions in his head, right out of some awesome adventure hero movie where the star blasts through the towering CGI generated waves screaming Wooo Hooo while his buds look on with mouths agape, too speechless in awe to comment and while all the hottest chicks he knows or could even imagine fight each other to hook up with him, one two or even three at a time...

Then silly old nature comes along and fracks him up.


Charon
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: texasmom on August 20, 2008, 09:50:43 AM
In one account, he supposedly was trying to unhook himself, but was unable to.  Although, I can't find that account now.   If he's in critical condition in the hospital, I'm not certain how that was even determined.  Did he say so to medical personnel? Did someone close to him on the ground see his failed attempt to unhook?

At any rate... I'm not convinced that the hottest chicks around him would be fighting eachother over him... unless they're just as big of knuckleheads as he is...
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Elfie on August 20, 2008, 09:55:00 AM
I'm sure before he "strapped it on" he had one of those big helicopter style tracking shot visions in his head, right out of some awesome adventure hero movie where the star blasts through the towering CGI generated waves screaming Wooo Hooo while his buds look on with mouths agape, too speechless in awe to comment and while all the hottest chicks he knows or could even imagine fight each other to hook up with him, one two or even three at a time...

Then silly old nature comes along and fracks him up.


Charon


 :rofl
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Elfie on August 20, 2008, 09:55:46 AM
Quote
At any rate... I'm not convinced that the hottest chicks around him would be fighting eachother over him... unless they're just as big of knuckleheads as he is...

Delusions of grandeur on the part of the flyer. ;)
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: texasmom on August 20, 2008, 09:56:38 AM
Yeah, I missed that part. Unfortunately, I miss a lot of that stuff the first (or second, or third) time around.  :lol
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Elfie on August 20, 2008, 09:57:17 AM
Yeah, I missed that part. Unfortunately, I miss a lot of that stuff the first (or second, or third) time around.  :lol

 :lol
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: ROX on August 20, 2008, 10:23:55 AM
That dude is the reason insurance companies refuse to underwrite some people.






ROX
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: sunfan1121 on August 20, 2008, 10:27:39 AM
You can be old, or bold. But never both. :aok
Title: Re: So Close, Darwin
Post by: Maverick on August 20, 2008, 01:40:05 PM
But he flew pretend airplanes in a computer game! He KNEW how to fly!!!!! There is no way he should have crashed!! :confused:

















 :D