Aces High Bulletin Board

General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: indy007 on August 22, 2008, 02:26:05 PM

Title: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: indy007 on August 22, 2008, 02:26:05 PM
Well fatties, apparently if you step up your intake just a bit more, you can delay, if not outright avoid, standing trial for murder.

http://www.newschannel5.tv/2008/8/22/996862/Murder-Suspect-s-Weight-Complicating-Arrest (http://www.newschannel5.tv/2008/8/22/996862/Murder-Suspect-s-Weight-Complicating-Arrest)

Quote
EDINBURG - The Hidalgo County sheriff is trying to figure out how he's going to arrest an 800-pound woman accused of killing her 2-year-old nephew.

We're told Mayra Rosales can't fit through a door to leave her home. She also can't go to the county jail, because she needs extensive medical care and could die.

When the investigation started, Rosales told deputies she accidentally fell on her nephew while babysitting. But autopsy results show the toddler was hit at least twice.
Title: Re: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: Chalenge on August 22, 2008, 02:27:37 PM
Lethal injection will work in her home or they could just let the fat out of her tires!  :D
Title: Re: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: fd ski on August 22, 2008, 02:32:36 PM
how can anyone so fat babysit ? Who's the moron who left her kid with that thing ?
Title: Re: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: Speed55 on August 22, 2008, 02:54:50 PM
"But autopsy results show the toddler was hit at least twice."

-- Ok i'm probably going to hell for saying this, but if each boob weighs 150 lbs, that would probably explain that.

Break out the wrecking ball and the forklift, and put her in the pig pen.


...Oh and like ski said, Who's the moron who left her kid with that thing?
Title: Re: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: titanic3 on August 22, 2008, 03:30:12 PM
If she can't get out.. how did she get it?..  :huh

And adding to the conversation. Who would accept a 800lb woman to babysit their children?  :huh
Title: Re: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: redman555 on August 22, 2008, 03:48:50 PM
ROFL< she fell on the kid, wat a way 2 die


-BigBOBCH
Title: Re: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: culero on August 22, 2008, 05:56:19 PM
That's a local story here. I was just discussing it at the office today. I told folks there I don't see the problem. We're in South Texas. We deal with cattle here all the time.

They send cowboys with whips and cattle prods to move her out of the house. They haul her in a cattle trailer to the sale barn, and put her in a pen there for the trial. Then when its time, down to the slaughterhouse she goes. No problem at all.

I still don't understand why everybody was looking at me with those horrified looks on their faces.
Title: Re: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: 1pLUs44 on August 22, 2008, 05:59:47 PM
Her nephew probably called her fat.... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: 007Rusty on August 22, 2008, 06:00:25 PM
   5 gal. of gas and a match poof game over ,, thats one F'up story ... yup
Title: Re: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: 007Rusty on August 22, 2008, 06:01:37 PM
  took the last cookie


Her nephew probably called her fat.... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Too fat to be arrested...
Post by: DiabloTX on August 22, 2008, 06:47:03 PM
Chances are we are already paying for her "expensive medical care" that I'm pretty sure was brought on by a poor choice in life style.  I agree with Culero, hire them boys at King or XIT ranches, or both, and hog tie that biotch and put her in jail.