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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: SHawk on August 28, 2008, 04:10:36 PM
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LMAO, some of the horrid spelling I've seen this summer.
Patarizm = Patriotism
And my favorite from ManScrew himself....Tarrist = Terrorist
LOL....show me some of your favorite snapshots of the spelling you've seen.
(Note: HiTech there are people out there that spell worse than you)
Kids! Alert...Return to school soon! and try listening this time!!!!! :noid
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Das lisning help with speling? :confused: :uhoh
I thoot it wos teh righting that helps :aok
;)
ps. Their are gunsites at there web sights :p
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kammokazie
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I suggest you open up a dayschool in Dayton shawk! You could really help out the community by doing so!!!
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One that they do a lot is spell 'does' d-o-s-e and it's not a typo b/c it happens every time. :O
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I suggest you open up a dayschool in Dayton shawk! You could really help out the community by doing so!!!
Do you really want SHawk teaching kids how to grow a mullet?
ack-ack
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You can't be taught to grow a mullet like that, you have to earn it. Or just gain citizenship in Ohio...
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Although....
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Although....
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
That jacks with my head every time I see it. :rolleyes:
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Dont send the kids back I need my easy kills :D
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and ...
This is easy to denmtrasote. In a puiltacibon of New Scnieitst you could ramdinose all the letetrs, keipeng the first two and last two the same, and reibadailty would hadrly be aftcfeed. My ansaylis did not come to much beucase the thoery at the time was for shape and senqeuce retigcionon. Saberi's work sugsegts we may have some pofrweul palrlael prsooscers at work.
The resaon for this is suerly that idnetiyfing coentnt by paarllel prseocsing speeds up regnicoiton. We only need the first and last two letetrs to spot chganes in meniang.
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Although....
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Ya know, that's true...
I could read your writing, but it felt kind of strange, almost like vertigo...
Maybe dyslexic people get that feeling too. (no insult intended)
Very odd...
RC
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sheavy
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I don't know if it's more mis-spelling or just L337 talk, but I always get a good laugh when someone types, "we cud us help dwn soth guyz"
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sumtin = something
addedtive = additive
plaine = plane
wat = what
lethalness = lethality ?
allready = already
apearently = apparently
isent = isn't
turit = turret
easely = easily
excelant = excellent
miend = mind
turain = terrain
tarain = terrain
thrue = thru
fiend = find
ernd = earned
nun = none
bean = been
cansled = cancelled
thies = these
wepen = weapon
decreesed = decreased
undeteckted = undetected
plases = places
downd = downed
dich = ditch
screeming = screaming
bate = bait
amuesing = amusing
Supper = Super
wear = were
here = hear
statis = status
haff = half
sorce = source
vuews = views
cannapy = canopy
easser = easier
moast = most
Immagin = Imagine
realistick = realistic
importent = important
sinickle = cynical
simpathise = sympathize
sulution = solution
"Actualy got thear start as mail/passinger plains."
"DIVIND WIND(KAMAKAZI) "
"no i just like jets cuz im more usted to flian em"
"lemme tell ya sommen the storie goes a little somen like this:
the t34 had thik up to date slanted armor th m4 firefly had mor modern armor the germans never upgraded the tiger becaus it cost too much the t34 and m4 fireflys were the destructors of the tiger which left the tiger out of most lethal see we think of the germans havin the best tanks they didn the britts russias and of course america Thumbs UP! but the tiger was the prey of the t34s and m4 fireflys and comets the germans werent able to use money because they couldn afford the tiger upgrade but managed to scrape up enough money to replace the tiger with the king tiger"
"it whould be cool if we had like a base with 1 run way made out of dirt
one of all hangers 3 or 4 ack and if landed on base it whould guve back ord
and fule like the cv and it chould be moved the old one not there eney more"
"To update the fallow nazie aircraft,Bf110 Ju88 Ju87 Ar234 Me262 Me163.
Very Badly need to updated."
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I don`t know about the spelling, but I have been diagnosed with chronic SE. (Squeaker Ear)
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Do you really want SHawk teaching kids how to grow a mullet?
ack-ack
I didn't say anything about it. I thought it was a birth defect. :P
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That's scary stuff when you think about. How many here were better spellers when they were in the 4th grade than they are now. I know I was. But these kids can't spell at all. Where in the world is their mom and dad?
We kept tabs on our kids homework and schooling. Heck one of my daughters is a novelist.
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I have a hilarious one, but I dont think I can put it up here. It was from idiot zipcode on country one day...
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Although....
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
True, but that doesn't work when not only do they spell the word wrong, but they take letters out, add new ones, and change the order in which they're placed.
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I suggest you open up a dayschool in Dayton shawk! You could really help out the community by doing so!!!
He already has!!
Here is a photo of a recent class reunion.
Some of these guys and gals paid attention and learned to "straighten up and fly right" !
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1128/ld9b7d2e5fb68db4d1170e7pb6.jpg)
And some didn't.
A sad story really.
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5813/lobbyownsskyrockfy3.jpg)
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Quiet, or "I keel U" Shawk. (http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/characters/character0117.gif) (http://www.mysmiley.net)
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At the risk of winning a dubious thread, a long time ago (well 6 years anyways) in an MMO far far away (EQ), I once typed the following... lol:
(http://www.wowfashion.org/images/EQ000010.PNG)
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^ WTF!
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At the risk of winning a dubious thread, a long time ago (well 6 years anyways) in an MMO far far away (EQ), I once typed the following... lol:
(http://www.wowfashion.org/images/EQ000010.PNG)
:huh :huh :huh
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They should put an age limit, 16 years old or higher, so we can reduce the amount of squeakers = D
-BigBOBCH
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Do you really want SHawk teaching kids how to grow a mullet?
ack-ack
:lol
<S>...-Gixer
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They should put an age limit, 16 years old or higher, so we can reduce the amount of squeakers = D
-BigBOBCH
AKJrDogg is said 'squeaker' and he could probably own your butt.
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I 4get how much i mised in da 3 yrs i ben gon. its good 2 b bak :rofl
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AKJrDogg is said 'squeaker' and he could probably own your butt.
prolly not
-BigBOBCH
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Can't forget the classic "then" and "than" switcharoo!!
Lots of people here(as well as a good portion of the U.S.) guilty of that one!
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At the risk of winning a dubious thread, a long time ago (well 6 years anyways) in an MMO far far away (EQ), I once typed the following... lol:
(http://www.wowfashion.org/images/EQ000010.PNG)
I don't know exactly what's worse. That you actually wrote that or that I could actually read it. :confused:
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In Rangoon08 flying the zekes, there was couple younger dudes who started to chant "Banzi!!!" when the formation lifted.
I found that quite funny.
My broken english is sometime also quite bad, but thatīs just because im Finn and drunk at the moment :D
"Tuu siksti tuu on joor siks ä klok" or to you "262 on your 6", would be the way Finns say it on vox.
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I R TEH TARD :aok
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Can't forget the classic "then" and "than" switcharoo!!
Lots of people here(as well as a good portion of the U.S.) guilty of that one!
...not to mention the "there", "their", and "they're"..... :rolleyes:
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Pretty stupid and insensitive thread, some of the so called "squeakers" may have learning difficulties such as Dyslexia or similar. Aces High may be an outlet for them to be able to have some fun and join in with other people away from the pressures of school and tests. Taking the piss out of people who are undoubtedly conscious of their difficulties doesn't really help their self esteem.
Maybe a little bit of help would go a long way,
wipass
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SENDING THEM BACK TO SCHOOL will do no good. if it hasn't helped them by now, then it's not going to now.
they will find reasons to not go. """moooommmmmmm i don't feeeelll gooooood!! do i hafta go?"""
or ""how you spect me to git ta skool??"" wait? where be school?
high school kids, and they can't even talk right. :rolleyes:
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The thousand spelling mistakes of Hitech Empire descend upon you!
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You are all doomed!
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(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll280/bucky626/word.jpg?t=1220022166)
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(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll280/bucky626/word.jpg?t=1220022166)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
YOU KNOW THAt's going to get this thread licked, don't ya?
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IN
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maaaybe :rofl
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:rofl in
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Day care, hell, put the little retards to work- any further education is wasted on them.
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii244/AHhub/potential.jpg)
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Day care, hell, put the little retards to work- any further education is wasted on them.
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii244/AHhub/potential.jpg)
I always liked the one that Said, "You life's soul purpose may be to serve as a warning to others".
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Although....
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
i actually read this without hesitating! :O i think thats true wat you said solar
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<---technically school has already started for him
Started football camp August 16th for Western New England College.
Classes start Tuesday and I am majoring in biology/pre-med. I wont be on AH as I have other stuff more important to me. I might be up when winter break starts as I wont have much to do at home....all month and a half of it.
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I now have 179 996 signatures on my petition for year round schools. The petition also has a request for mandatory re-education of the Bish.
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OI!
I resemble that remark!
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Although....
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
I can read this just fine. Also I can read a book upsidedown faster than reading it upright. Been told thats because when i was read to as a young'n that that the person reading to me sat across. If they sit beside me then I could see the letters/words as they do.
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I GONA GETS ME A SAMMICH!!! NOM NOM NOM :O
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I now have 179 996 signatures on my petition for year round schools. The petition also has a request for mandatory re-education of the Bish.
179,997! :aok
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You are from some 'bent' place; furthermore, it's an 'opossum.'
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I now have 179 996 signatures on my petition for year round schools. The petition also has a request for mandatory re-education of the Bish.
"Re"? That assumes they've had any at all...
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Shawk, your entire squad is under-age.
You are leading jail-bait through the Papal Palace.
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You are from some 'bent' place; furthermore, it's an 'opossum.'
I guess that's because all the ones I see are "O" shaped :D
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You can't be taught to grow a mullet like that, you have to earn it. Or just gain citizenship in Ohio...
Being an Australian living in Ohio Citizenship is hard to come by. Oh I see you live in Michigan well I guess your out then. :aok
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Shawk, your entire squad is under-age.
You are leading jail-bait through the Papal Palace.
I have 2 17 yr olds....the rest are all well of age.
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<---- Too cool for school. :cool:
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I been spelling "aparently" wrong my whole life, thanks shawk :) :rock
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Super Mullet to the rescue!
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You know what is funny SHawk.... And you silly characters over at that squad there probably had the same convo like every other squad...........
"so summer is here guys, remember the squeaking is going to rise and the grammar is going to go down."
Tell you one thing..... Seems like just yesterday we had that convo at RT. Despite the squeaks, the summer went by way too fast.
<SALUTE>
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Super Mullet to the rescue!
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x276/v1183/funny.jpg)
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LMAO, some of the horrid spelling I've seen this summer.
Patarizm = Patriotism
And my favorite from ManScrew himself....Tarrist = Terrorist
LOL....show me some of your favorite snapshots of the spelling you've seen.
(Note: HiTech there are people out there that spell worse than you)
Kids! Alert...Return to school soon! and try listening this time!!!!! :noid
Teachers Union explanation of children with bad spelling:
"Since the inception of spellcheck technology, the Federal Government failed to provide adequate funding for all children to take advantage of this technology. Therefore we cannot place blame soley on the childrens inability to spell correctly on children, teachers and parents; however the responsibility is on the goverments' lack of funding." :frown:
This is why my kids are going to a private school folks! :aok