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Title: ITs Friday, need a laugh
Post by: Airscrew on September 05, 2008, 10:08:30 AM
got this one from my daughter in Carson City


The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.  The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Tony, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am.  My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.  She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.  She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.  She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.  She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife,till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens", said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking!"
Title: Re: ITs Friday, need a laugh
Post by: texasmom on September 05, 2008, 10:10:18 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: ITs Friday, need a laugh
Post by: Mojava on September 05, 2008, 10:13:18 AM
 Hehe that great  :aok
Title: Re: ITs Friday, need a laugh
Post by: Phaser11 on September 05, 2008, 10:43:01 AM
 :rofl

Well done!
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Post by: Kaw1000 on September 05, 2008, 11:00:10 AM
Thats a good one lolololol  :lol
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Post by: Elfie on September 05, 2008, 11:03:52 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: ITs Friday, need a laugh
Post by: scot12b on September 05, 2008, 11:13:50 AM
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Title: Re: ITs Friday, need a laugh
Post by: Baitman on September 05, 2008, 11:21:07 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: ITs Friday, need a laugh
Post by: Maverick on September 05, 2008, 12:38:44 PM
 :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: ITs Friday, need a laugh
Post by: 007Rusty on September 05, 2008, 12:39:59 PM
 :rofl   :aok
Title: Re: ITs Friday, need a laugh
Post by: SpazMan on September 05, 2008, 12:41:41 PM
Good one....... :lol
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Post by: Denholm on September 05, 2008, 01:14:33 PM
Absolutely hilarious! :lol
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Post by: Redlegs on September 05, 2008, 01:17:24 PM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: ITs Friday, need a laugh
Post by: Grayeagle on September 06, 2008, 01:11:27 AM
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle,
and whose given name was 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name
..until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day,
made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night,
but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????









You can't kill two birds with Onestone.