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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: rogwar on September 05, 2008, 03:31:22 PM
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Just thought this might humor some. I always believed those old Bob Hope movies were classics. I remember watching them when I was a kid. Wonder if this is enough commentary now? Anyway, I'm flying to Panama tomorrow morning for work. I think Bob Hope was in Panama once. Hope to take a few photos and visit the canal as well. Also, the fall crappie bite should be picking up soon.
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Come on everyone knows Russel Crowe owns it with his lines in Gladiator. "What we do in Life, It goes an eternity" thats the best statement ever made. :rock
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Come on everyone knows Russel Crowe owns it with his lines in Gladiator. "What we do in Life, It goes an eternity" thats the best statement ever made. :rock
Pleeeze.
That doesn't even come close to "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley"
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I'm not gonna do it,,, the hell I'm not
John Wayne
sorry skuzzy
felt i had to do it right
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"You can't handle the truth!"
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"Crush the enemy... See them driven before you... and to hear the lamentation of the women..."
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"Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze!!"
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Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?
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FOOD FIGHT!
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I find your lack of faith disturbing...
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"They would never expect us to fly back through that again. I mean nobody is that crazy... right?" Lt Cmdr Virgil Cole to Lt Jake Grafton in 'Flight of the Intruder'
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son..."
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"They would never expect us to fly back through that again. I mean nobody is that crazy... right?" Lt Cmdr Virgil Cole to Lt Jake Grafton in 'Flight of the Intruder'
"fighter pilots make movies, bomber pilots make histiory" jake grafton.
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"Ironhand is my thing" :D
"They would never expect us to fly back through that again. I mean nobody is that crazy... right?" Lt Cmdr Virgil Cole to Lt Jake Grafton in 'Flight of the Intruder'
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"Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones. You sure you got today's codes?"
Major Kong - Dr. Strangelove
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"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Joey, have you ever been to a turkish prison?"
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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"That'll be the day..." - John Wayne: The Searchers.
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"Ironhand is my thing" :D
"Lets get one thing straight. Im in command of this mission. You do what I tell you. No hesitation and no questions or were dead." - Virgil Cole
"Now wait a minute Im..." - Grafton
"Break Right!... just checking." - Virgil Cole
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I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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"Ironhand is my thing" :D
Isn't that what Ernest Borgnine said just a few days ago?
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"You're going to need a bigger boat!"
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Any line from Blazing Saddles.
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Teldar Paper, Mr. Cromwell, Teldar Paper has 33 different vice presidents each earning over 200 thousand dollars a year. Now, I have spent the last two months analyzing what all these guys do, and I still can't figure it out. One thing I do know is that our paper company lost 110 million dollars last year, and I'll bet that half of that was spent in all the paperwork going back and forth between all these vice presidents. The new law of evolution in corporate America seems to be survival of the unfittest. Well, in my book you either do it right or you get eliminated. In the last seven deals that I've been involved with, there were 2.5 million stockholders who have made a pretax profit of 12 billion dollars. Thank you. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.
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"We're on a mission from God!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I_oV0qd_IY
Why can't we all just, get along.
Mars Attacks
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"He is not the messiah, He's a very naughty boy"
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<Several complaints about the links crashing other computers.>
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"He is not the messiah, He's a very naughty boy"
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lol :devil
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"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"
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You are all wrong so far.
After don't call me Shirley, 2nd place is, "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
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"Jimmy, if you keep stabbing me, you're going to kill me."
Chopper
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"It's only wafer thin..."
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"I always tell the truth, even when I lie" -Scarface
"Punch... that... *hit!" -Hot Fuzz
My two favorite
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You are all wrong so far.
After don't call me Shirley, 2nd place is, "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
"I am your King"
"Well i didnt vote for you"
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son..."
Winner!!!!
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From Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood. Just as he exits the saloon after killing Little Bill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SO5VO2ixWY
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You are all wrong so far.
After don't call me Shirley, 2nd place is, "Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
I totally agree.
Number three would be (condensed & censored), "Game over man!"
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This one always makes me lol.
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Marla Singer: "My God. I haven't been f@#ked like that since grade school."
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"Well, we not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite." -Monty Python
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Lotsa great movie lines.
Some of them I've even used myself LOL.
"When we get home. Im gonna belt your mamma right in the mouth.
cause there is no way. NO WAY. that you came from these loins."- Jackie Gleason
"Im surrounded by idiots" Scar in the Lion King (Disney actually stole this line from me as I'd been using that line for 20 years prior)
The already mentioned
"That'll be the day." -John Wayne the Searchers
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!" Oliver Hardy
"Conversation kinda dried up." -John Wayne, the Undefeated
(when asked why I hit someone first I was arguing with when it was obvious to me the fight was going to happen anyway)
"We are ALL Animals my lady" -the lord of darkness in Legend
"I'll alert the media" Hobson in Arthur
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I love the smell of Naplam in the morning......
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I love the smell of Naplam in the morning......
Forgot about that one, It goes" I love the smell of Napalm in the morning, the smell of Victory"
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"What we do in Life, echoes in eternity" thats the best statement ever made. :rock
Fixed it for ya
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRG6ahCs_t0
Chuck Heston :rock
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I totally agree.
Number three would be (condensed & censored), "Game over man!"
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"I say we take off and nuke the place from orbit: it's the only way to be sure!"
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sorry guys, scarface has you all beat, "say ello to my little friend"
-BigBOBCH
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Go ahead, make my day.
I'll be back.
Birdie num-nums.
No ma'am, we're musicians.
Nothing is written.
I am Spartacus.
Fwee Bwian.
Wake up. Time to die.
Never get off the boat.
Steiner!
I'll have what she's having.
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The Outlaw Josey Wales... a gold mine of great quotes.
Josey: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Old Injun : I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
and...
"Dying ain't much of a livin, boy."
and...
Old Injun: I'm an Indian, all right; but here in the nation they call us the "civilized tribe". They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. White men have been sneaking up on us for years.
and my favorite, .. current times considered:
Senator: The war's over. Our side won the war. Now we must busy ourselves winning the peace. And Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
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"We don't need no stinkin badges"!
Like Stang said, anything from Blazing Saddles is great.
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"The toejam's gonna hit the fan!" - Airplane
or anything from Monty Python! :lol
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A: Look at your eyes!
B: What's wrong with my eyes?
A: They're all red & bloodshot!
B: You should see 'em from my side! :)
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sorry guys, scarface has you all beat, "say ello to my little friend"
-BigBOBCH
I hear the last time you said that to a woman..she agreed with you. :eek:
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"How are things in the clean world?" - Sherriff Bart
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Helmet: "Fire a warning shot across her nose"
*Guns fire*
Helmet: "Careful you idiot! I said ACROSS her nose, not up it!"
*Cross-eyed gunner turns around.*
Gunner: "Sorry sir, I'm doing my best!"
Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?"
Officer: "I did, sir! He's my cousin!"
Helmet: "And who are you?"
Sandurz: "He's an @$shole, sir!"
Helmet: "I can see that! But what's his name?"
Sandurz: "That is his name, sir. @$shole. Maj. @$shole."
Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Sandurz: "He's an @$shole too, sir. Gunner's Mate Phillip @$shole."
Helmet: "How many @$sholes we got on this ship, anyhow?"
*Entire crew stands and raises their hand*
Crew: "YO!"
Helmet: "I knew it! I'm surrounded by @$sholes. Keep firing, @$sholes!"
Or....
"Ludicrous speed....GO!"
And....
"Pardon me while I whip this out."
Not to mention....
"Oh booo-oooys! Lookie what I got!"
"Hey, where da white wimmin at?"
Actually, you can pretty much put up ANY line from ANY Mel Brooks movie for nomination. :D
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More from Chopper.
"Now tell me this, right, why would i shoot a bloke, bang, and then put him in the bloody car and whiz him off to the hospital at 100 miles an hour. It defeats the purpose of shooting him in the first place, and what's more, its bloody insulting!"
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"OUr arrows will bock out the sun.
Then we will fight in the shade..."
300
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It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!
And then there is.
Out here, due process is a bullet.
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God, I wish I knew how to quit you!
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Help Help, I'm being repressed!
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"YOU BLABBED QUAID! WHY'D YA HAVE TO TALK ABOUT MARS ?!?!?!?"
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Pretty much the entire lightsaber duel dialog between Luke and Vader in Empire Strikes back and Return of the Jedi. The mental/emotional dueling as they try to corrupt/redeem each other sets these two fights on a level that the Prequel Trilogy's duels couldn't even HOPE to match.
And pretty much anything the Emperor says in Return of the Jedi.
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"I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!"
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"Ye may take oor lives, but ye'll never take oor FREEEEDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM
Get it right up ye ya English wan......"
OK - I made that second line up.
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"you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."
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Well,....you boys gonna draw them pistols?,or just stand
there and "whistle-dixie"?"
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LMAO somebody referenced The Party, How about Wyoming Bill Kelso :lol
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"when you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk", the good the bad and the ugly.
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"A dream to some. TO OTHERS A NIGHTMARE!" -Merlin in Excalibur
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"A dream to some. TO OTHERS A NIGHTMARE!" -Merlin in Excalibur
God that movie was awful.
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I love movie quotes. I drop them in conversations all the time. Unfortunately most women don't appreciate it. :rolleyes:
I think this is from The Outlaw Josey Wales:
bounty hunter: "man's got to make a livin' somehow."
Clint: "dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy."
Also, like Saxman, just about anything the emperor says in the Star Wars series. "wipe them out. all of them."
Auger, that's a good line from Time Bandits. I like this exchange:
lackey: "i see the map."
evil: "where?"
lackey: "the little one has it."
evil: "the little one?!"
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No Country for Old Men is full of amazing quotes...
Wendell: It's a mess, ain't it, sheriff?
Ed Tom Bell: If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here.
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"Ok, let me see if I've got this straight. In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy. And I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore, and I have to keep flying."
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"And right here we have this loud speaker, see when we go into battle we like to play music really loud, it scares the hell out of the Germans, but I find it tends to keep us.....well calm." - OddBall in Kelly's Heros
"Tigers??!!, Nobody said nothing about no tigers man!!" - OddBall
"What the hell are you doing?" - Kelly
"Drinking some wine, eating some cheese." - Oddball
"Well what the status of the tank?" - Kelly
"It's broken." - OddBall
"Well shouldn't you be helping to fix it?" - Kelly
"Look man, I just ride the things, I don't know what makes them work." - OddBall
"Always with the negative waves Moriarity, always with the negative waves." - OddBall
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Hi, I'm Candy!
- Of course you are :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vewBQkBKm5M&feature=related
The Kurgan, - the villain with the best lines.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvnq_W0i3Bs&feature=related
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Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0lvp7a7pmk&feature=related
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"Say hello to my BOOMSTICK!"-Army of Darkness
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"Crush the enemy... See them driven before you... and to hear the lamentation of the women..."
AWESOME
or there is the one from a book
"Who Dies First..."
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and then there is
"im your Huckleberry..."
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"You're so drunk, you're probably seeing double... I have two guns. One for each of ya"
"its better to have one and not need it, then to need one and not have it"
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It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack a cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
shamus
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"What the hell are you doing?" - Kelly
"Drinking some wine, eating some cheese and catching some rays, man" - Oddball
"Well what the status of the tank?" - Kelly
"It's broken." - OddBall
"Well shouldn't you be helping to fix it?" - Kelly
"Look man, I just ride the things, I don't know what makes them work." - OddBall
:aok
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Also, like Saxman, just about anything the emperor says in the Star Wars series. "wipe them out. all of them."
If you reread my post you'll see I specified RETURN OF THE JEDI.
Not even the Emperor could save the Prequels from being nothing better than a steaming pile of bantha poop. And that goes for quotes.
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The Outlaw Josey Wales... a gold mine of great quotes.
Josey: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Old Injun : I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
and...
"Dying ain't much of a livin, boy."
and...
Old Injun: I'm an Indian, all right; but here in the nation they call us the "civilized tribe". They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on. White men have been sneaking up on us for years.
and my favorite, .. current times considered:
Senator: The war's over. Our side won the war. Now we must busy ourselves winning the peace. And Fletcher, there's an old saying: To the victors belong the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another old saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.
Indian-- "All i have left is this piece of rock candy, but its not for eatin, its just for lookin thru"
Agreed Outlaw Josey Wales has a plethora of quotes
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"We've got to find a way to make these things smaller."
--Japanese sailor, trying to get a large table top radio into his submarine
"Jesus Palomino, a Nazi. I knew it, you're all in cahoots. Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living crap out of you!"
--Hollis P. Wood: [after seeing Captain von Kleinschmidt enter]
"How can a man take a dump with a hunnerd buffalo rifles a-pointin' at 'em?"
--- Hollis P. Wood
From '1941'
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If you reread my post you'll see I specified RETURN OF THE JEDI.
Not even the Emperor could save the Prequels from being nothing better than a steaming pile of bantha poop. And that goes for quotes.
I understand exactly what you said. I merely included the prequels (which were not even 1% as good as the original trilogy - excluding the ewoks of course :)) in my post. Maybe you are jaded by Return of the Jedi. The emperor was phenomenal.
"you will pay for your lack of vision"
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I agree the prequels were a huge letdown. I still like his lines, though they aren't as good or as numerous. ROTJ set the bar pretty high.
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"Is this your idea of fun Mav?"
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Slider: "Yea, well who's butt did you kiss to get in here?"
Goose: "The line is long and distinguished"
Slider: "Yeah, well, so's my Johnson!"
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...and the President told us, "Endeavor to Perservere." We thought about that for a long time..."Endeavor to Perservere." And when we had thought about it, we declared war on the Union.
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...and the President told us, "Endeavor to Perservere." We thought about that for a long time..."Endeavor to Perservere." And when we had thought about it, we declared war on the Union.
That old indian in Josey Wales was freakin priceless. Stole the movie.
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"A Bridge Too Far"
Bittrich's Aide: [Walking across Arnhem Bridge with a white flag]
Major Harry Carlyle: That's far enough
Bittrich's Aide: My General says that there is no point in continuing this fight and is willing to discuss terms of surrender.
John Frost: [in the background - sotto voce] Tell them to go to hell!
Major Harry Carlyle: Sorry, we don't have the proper facilities to take you all prisoner... Sorry, We'd like to...
[Bittrich's Aide turns away confused]
Major Harry Carlyle: [Carlyle to Frost] Rather gracious of me don't you think?
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Carole: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me, honey.
Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.
TopGun :devil
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"That'll be the day..." - John Wayne: The Searchers.
omg, no one else? :noid
Seriously, John Wayne is like the 1940s-1970s Chuck Norris :noid
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Angus...a minor correction to your quote:
"Hi...I'm Plenty!"
"Well, of course you are."
:D
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Hehe ...NOT :devil