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Title: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: crockett on September 06, 2008, 10:16:14 AM
I saw this posted on another forum today and it's so true, I just had to post it.  :devil


If you get 18 million people to vote for you in a national presidential primary, you're a "phoney." Get 100,000+ people to vote you governor of the 47th most populous state in the Union, you're "well loved."

If you are biracial and born in a state not connected to the lower 48, America needs darn near 2 years and 3 major speeches to "get to know you." If you're white and from a state not connected to the lower 48, America needs 36 minutes and 38 seconds worth of an acceptance speech to know you're "one of us."

If your pastor rails against inequality in the United States of America, you're an "extremist." If your pastor welcomes a sermon by a member of Jews for Jesus who preaches that the killing of Jews by terrorists is a lesson to Jews that they must convert to Christianity, you're a "fundamentalist."

If you're a black man and you use a scholarship to get into college, then work your way up to being the president of the Harvard Law Review, you're "uppity." If you're a conservative and your parents pay your way to Hawaii Pacific University . . . you only have four more schools to attend over the next five years before you somehow manage to graduate (it might be five more schools over the next five years. No one has yet verified whether or not Palin was actually ever registered at the University of Hawaii at Hilo. But, you know how shady people are who ever attended any kind of school in Hawaii).

If you spend 18 months building a campaign around the theme of "Change," it's just "empty rhetoric." If one week before your party's national convention you SUDDENLY make your candidacy about "Change," that's "red meat."

If you're a minority and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "token hire." If you're a conservative and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "game changer."

If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you're a "baby daddy." If you're the same in Alaska you're a "teen father." (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you're an fluff'n redneck that don't want any kids, but that's too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis" in black America. White teen pregnancies? A "blessed event."

If you say that for the "first time in my adult lifetime I'm really proud of my country" it makes you "unfit" to be First Lady. If you are a registered member of a fringe political group that advocates secession that makes you "First Dude."

And, finally, if you're a man and you decide to run for office despite your wife's recurrence of cancer you're a "questionable spouse." If you're a woman and you decide to run for office despite having five kids including a newborn... Well, we don't know what that is 'cause THAT'S NOT A FAIR QUESTION TO ASK.


Let the whines begin
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Getback on September 06, 2008, 10:22:28 AM
And I thought stereotyping was dead  :rofl :rofl

One of Obama's representatives was on a local radio station. She was asked what was Obama's achievements. An easy question. Instead of answering it she smarts off to the guy that asked the question. Next caller, What was Obama's achievements. She smarts off to him and says he has worked as a community organizer and has 2 kids. The next caller asks the same question. She went ballistic. Saying we don't need some old "white" guys in the whitehouse.  Then she spewed debunked lies about Sarah Palin and they pointed out that wasn't true. They cut her off after that. Oh Obama's community service was with ACORN. That's a group that has been cited several times for registering illegal voters. They are also a big part of the mortgage fiasco. They would sue a bank if they turned down someone who didn't have the means to pay for the house they wanted. Wonder why the don't bring that out about Obama's specific community service. Frankly I've done better for the community just by donating to goodwill.

If Obama is elected and I think that is a possibility it will be the most horrid times in America. You will have to wait for healthcare. Taxes will go through the roof (as if they aren't already). There will be a more equal than others idealogy. Infantcide will be allowed. And the guy is an empty suit and a communist by all measures.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Holden McGroin on September 06, 2008, 10:24:04 AM
Let the whines begin

That statement should have been the first line in your post.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Kaw1000 on September 06, 2008, 10:25:53 AM
Man...its dog eat dog out their is'nt it?
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Toad on September 06, 2008, 10:54:21 AM
I think we'll be hearing more about Obamessiah's relationship with Acorn.

http://michellemalkin.com/2008/06/25/the-acorn-obama-knows/

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Let’s take a closer look at the ACORN Obama knows.

Last July, ACORN settled the largest case of voter fraud in the history of Washington State. Seven ACORN workers had submitted nearly 2,000 bogus voter registration forms. According to case records, they flipped through phone books for names to use on the forms, including “Leon Spinks,” “Frekkie Magoal” and “Fruto Boy Crispila.” Three ACORN election hoaxers pleaded guilty in October. A King County prosecutor called ACORN’s criminal sabotage “an act of vandalism upon the voter rolls.”

[/b]The group’s vandalism on electoral integrity is systemic. ACORN has been implicated in similar voter fraud schemes in Missouri, Ohio and at least 12 other states. [/b]The Wall Street Journal noted: “In Ohio in 2004, a worker for one affiliate was given crack cocaine in exchange for fraudulent registrations that included underage voters, dead voters and pillars of the community named Mary Poppins, Dick Tracy and Jive Turkey. During a congressional hearing in Ohio in the aftermath of the 2004 election, officials from several counties in the state explained ACORN’s practice of dumping thousands of registration forms in their lap on the submission deadline, even though the forms had been collected months earlier.”

In March, Philadelphia elections officials accused the nonprofit advocacy group of filing fraudulent voter registrations in advance of the April 22nd Pennsylvania primary. The charges have been forwarded to the city district attorney’s office.


Looks like ACORN main achievement is voter fraud. ACORN is where the Obamessiah's rich history of community organizing originates.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Getback on September 06, 2008, 11:00:10 AM
That statement should have been the first line in your post.

Yeah it was croketts sad attempt to bar any opposition.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: john9001 on September 06, 2008, 11:00:51 AM
crackit is really really afraid of palin.  :uhoh
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Donzo on September 06, 2008, 11:21:01 AM
crackit is really really afraid of palin.  :uhoh


Yep.

It's funny to watch him try to dig up anything he can.....like he's going to have an impact. 

Hell, the MSM isn't as rabid as he is.


Crockett, question....do you think that Obama was properly vetted?
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Eagler on September 06, 2008, 11:21:41 AM
How Obama steals elections one at a time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B_G5SczZtY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B_G5SczZtY)

Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: WWhiskey on September 06, 2008, 11:23:44 AM
I saw this posted on another forum today and it's so true, I just had to post it.  :devil


If you get 18 million people to vote for you in a national presidential primary, you're a "phoney." Get 100,000+ people to vote you governor of the 47th most populous state in the Union, you're "well loved."

If you are biracial and born in a state not connected to the lower 48, America needs darn near 2 years and 3 major speeches to "get to know you." If you're white and from a state not connected to the lower 48, America needs 36 minutes and 38 seconds worth of an acceptance speech to know you're "one of us."

If your pastor rails against inequality in the United States of America, you're an "extremist." If your pastor welcomes a sermon by a member of Jews for Jesus who preaches that the killing of Jews by terrorists is a lesson to Jews that they must convert to Christianity, you're a "fundamentalist."

If you're a black man and you use a scholarship to get into college, then work your way up to being the president of the Harvard Law Review, you're "uppity." If you're a conservative and your parents pay your way to Hawaii Pacific University . . . you only have four more schools to attend over the next five years before you somehow manage to graduate (it might be five more schools over the next five years. No one has yet verified whether or not Palin was actually ever registered at the University of Hawaii at Hilo. But, you know how shady people are who ever attended any kind of school in Hawaii).

If you spend 18 months building a campaign around the theme of "Change," it's just "empty rhetoric." If one week before your party's national convention you SUDDENLY make your candidacy about "Change," that's "red meat."

If you're a minority and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "token hire." If you're a conservative and you're selected for a job over more qualified candidates you're a "game changer."

If you live in an Urban area and you get a girl pregnant you're a "baby daddy." If you're the same in Alaska you're a "teen father." (Actually, according to your own MySpace page you're an fluffluff'n redneck that don't want any kids, but that's too long a phrase for the evil liberal media to take out of context and flog morning noon and night).

Black teen pregnancies? A "crisis" in black America. White teen pregnancies? A "blessed event."

If you say that for the "first time in my adult lifetime I'm really proud of my country" it makes you "unfit" to be First Lady. If you are a registered member of a fringe political group that advocates secession that makes you "First Dude."

And, finally, if you're a man and you decide to run for office despite your wife's recurrence of cancer you're a "questionable spouse." If you're a woman and you decide to run for office despite having five kids including a newborn... Well, we don't know what that is 'cause THAT'S NOT A FAIR QUESTION TO ASK.


Let the whines begin
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Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: JunkyII on September 06, 2008, 11:37:18 AM
Palin is getting the most attention and it has to be effecting her family. I think she is proving to be a good leader just by standing there strong and taking the adversity. The liberal news has to stay away of her family, it just seems wrong to me.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Kaw1000 on September 06, 2008, 11:42:45 AM
How Obama steals elections one at a time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B_G5SczZtY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B_G5SczZtY)



Wow this was on the Clinton news network? (CNN). I can see who CNN wanted to run for president.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Elfie on September 06, 2008, 11:43:15 AM
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The liberal news has to stay away of her family, it just seems wrong to me.

It is wrong, her family isn't running for office.  :aok
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Tango on September 06, 2008, 12:02:08 PM
How much money does a "Community Organizer" make? I've been wondering about that.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: crockett on September 06, 2008, 12:03:11 PM
I think this needs a report about now..   :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMiUAcEJY98&e
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Kaw1000 on September 06, 2008, 12:05:29 PM
I think this needs a report about now..   :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMiUAcEJY98&e

How many times are you going to post this??
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on September 06, 2008, 12:09:57 PM
Desperation is amusing. And where you are posting your drivel, this:  :rofl is the most appropriate emoticon.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: crockett on September 06, 2008, 12:10:05 PM
only twice so far.. but the truth is always the truth no matter how many times it gets told.  :)
Title: Trench Warfare
Post by: moot on September 06, 2008, 12:16:39 PM
One more thread copy-pasted straight from one of the two parties' RSS feed of trite BS and counter-BS.  Grab your tuba snorkel while you still can...
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Tango on September 06, 2008, 12:32:33 PM
only twice so far.. but the truth is always the truth no matter how many times it gets told.  :)

Some people consider half-truths as lies ya know.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: john9001 on September 06, 2008, 12:42:41 PM
How much money does a "Community Organizer" make? I've been wondering about that.

enough to buy a 1.5 million dollar house if you have a friend named Mr Rizio.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: MORAY37 on September 06, 2008, 12:57:55 PM
enough to buy a 1.5 million dollar house if you have a friend named Mr Rizio.

At least you know where it is, without having 7 or 8 other addresses.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: CAP1 on September 06, 2008, 01:01:27 PM
WTF??

i came in actually expecting somethign funny...not more political bull manure being spewed :furious :mad: :rolleyes:
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: crockett on September 06, 2008, 01:17:16 PM
Some people consider half-truths as lies ya know.

How can it be half truths if it's out of their very own mouths? Would that make them compulsive liars?  :lol
Title: since we're doing the copy/paste thing.........
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on September 06, 2008, 01:21:13 PM
  He's   50% Caucasian --- 43.75 % Arab --- 6.25 % Black    ( I'll bet most blacks don't know that)
                  ( He's quite the story fabricator) 



Obama's Not Exactly:

1.) Selma Got Me Born -
NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. (Google 'Obama Selma' for his full March 4, 2007 speech and articles about its various untruths.)

2.) Father Was A Goat Herder -
NOT EXACTLY, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter -
NOT EXACTLY, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent govern-ments Kenya has ever had.

4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom -
NOT EXACTLY, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades. The current government is pro-American but Odinga wants to overthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. Your half-brother, Abongo Obama, is Odinga's follower. You interrupted your  New Hampshire campaigning to speak to Odinga on the phone. Check out the following link for verification of that....and for more.
Obama's cousin Odinga in Kenya ran for president and tried to get Sharia muslim law in place there. When Odinga lost the elections, his followers have burned Christians' homes and then burned men, women and children alive in a Christian church where they took shelter.. Obama SUPPORTED his cousin before the election process here started. Google Obama and Odinga and see what you get. No one wants to know the truth. http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/kenyas_killing_fields/index.html

5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian -
NOT EXACTLY, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own inter-views. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6.) My Name is African Swahili -
NOT EXACTLY, your name is Arabic and 'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.
Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If elected, he would be the first Arab-American President, not the first black President. Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his father's side. While Barack Hussein Obama's father was from Kenya, his father's family was mainly Arabs.. Barack Hussein Obama's father was only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father's birth certificate even states he's Arab, not African Negro). From....and for more....go to.....
http://www.arcadeathome.com/newsboyphtml?Barack_Hussein_Obama_-_Arab-American,_only_6.25%25_African

7.) I Never Practiced Islam -
NOT EXACTLY, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
4-3-08 Article "Obama was 'quite religious in islam'"

     http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=60559

    8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).
    February 28, 2008.  Kristoff from the New York Times a year ago:  Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated (it'll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as "one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset."  This is just one example of what Pamela is talking about when she says "Obama's narrative is being altered, enhanced and manipulated to whitewash troubling facts."

    9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian -
    NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says you could speak the language.

    10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.

    11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs -
    NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies.

    12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.

    13.) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office -
    NOT EXACTLY, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

    14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life -
    NOT EXACTLY, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

    15.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 -
    NOT EXACTLY, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

    16.) Voting "Present" is Common In Illinois Senate -
    NOT EXACTLY, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

    17.) Oops, I Misvoted -
    NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups and Democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.

    18.) I Was A Professor Of Law -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer -ON LEAVE.

    19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer -ON LEAVE.

    20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill -
    NOT EXACTLY, you didn't write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.

    21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass -
    NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14 days from start to finish.

    22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill -
    NOT EXACTLY, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

    23.) I Have Released My State Records -
    NOT EXACTLY, as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.

    24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were part of a large group of people who remedied
    Altgeld Gardens. You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.

    25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America -
    NOT EXACTLY, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill.

    26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois -
    NOT EXACTLY, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

    27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year -
    NOT EXACTLY, they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

    28.) No One on my campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA -
    NOT EXACTLY, the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.

    29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism -
    NOT EXACTLY, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction off Israel.

    30.) I Want All Votes To Count -
    NOT EXACTLY, you said let the delegates decide.

    31.) I Want Americans To Decide -
    NOT EXACTLY, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.

    32.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate -
    NOT EXACTLY, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself.

    33.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics -
    NOT EXACTLY, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.

    34.) I Don't Take PAC Money -
    NOT EXACTLY, you take loads of it.

    35.) I don't Have Lobbysists -
    NOT EXACTLY, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting.

    36.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad -
    NOT EXACTLY, your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

    37.) I Have  Always Been Against Iraq -
    NOT EXACTLY, you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time.

    38.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care -
    NOT EXACTLY, your plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it.

   

Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Yeager on September 06, 2008, 01:40:28 PM
give it up crockett, your on the suck team and you know it  :lol
Title: Re: since we're doing the copy/paste thing.........
Post by: CptTrips on September 06, 2008, 01:46:38 PM
  He's   50% Caucasian --- 43.75 % Arab --- 6.25 % Black    ( I'll bet most blacks don't know that)
                  ( He's quite the story fabricator) 


"Barry?"   LoL.   :rofl  Barry??????  :rofl :rofl

Its our duty as Americans to make sure this list is posted to every bulliten board, every article comment block, emailed to every registered voter possible between now and Nov.



 :rofl :rofl,
Wab
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Mr No Name on September 06, 2008, 01:53:46 PM
  He's   50% Caucasian --- 43.75 % Arab --- 6.25 % Black   

SNIP

& 100% RED
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Elfie on September 06, 2008, 01:59:32 PM
& 100% RED

I think you meant Blue? ;)
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Tango on September 06, 2008, 03:03:15 PM
How can it be half truths if it's out of their very own mouths? Would that make them compulsive liars?  :lol

If it doesn't show the whole context of what the person said or was speaking about, its usually a half truth. Comedians are pretty good at that. As well as Dmeocrats
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Holden McGroin on September 06, 2008, 03:19:28 PM
How can it be half truths if it's out of their very own mouths? Would that make them compulsive liars?  :lol

Here's a half truth:

If you say that for the "first time in my adult lifetime I'm really proud of my country" it makes you "unfit" to be First Lady. If you are a registered member of a fringe political group that advocates secession that makes you "First Dude."

Quote
Lynette Clark, the chairman of the AIP, tells ABC News that Palin and her husband Todd were members in 1994, even attending the 1994 statewide convention in Wasilla. Clark was AIP secretary at the time.  -ABC

Quote
Ms. Palin remained a Republican and never joined the Alaskan Independence Party, but returned to its convention in 2006 to speak as candidate for governor.

Alaskan Independence Party officials released a statement Monday saying that Ms. Palin had been a member for two years, from 1994 to 1996, information included in reports in The New York Times and other news outlets. In Internet videos of recent party meetings, other party officials can be seen boasting of Ms. Palin’s past membership.

On Tuesday, though, the party’s chairwoman, Lynette Clark, said the earlier statement was false. Ms. Clark said that she had based it on information another party member had given her, but that a review of the records showed only that Ms. Palin had attended the 1994 conference. -- NYT


Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Delirium on September 06, 2008, 03:24:15 PM
I need hip waders for both sides of the argument in this thread.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: NEARY on September 06, 2008, 03:29:54 PM
you (thinks of words democrats can understand)   not smart ("thats perfect") democrat
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Getback on September 06, 2008, 05:19:50 PM
Wow Virgil. Nice!!  :aok

Where is the news media on this stuff. They are pathetic.
Title: Re: since we're doing the copy/paste thing.........
Post by: Bronk on September 06, 2008, 05:28:59 PM
  He's   50% Caucasian --- 43.75 % Arab --- 6.25 % Black    ( I'll bet most blacks don't know that)
                  ( He's quite the story fabricator) 



Obama's Not Exactly:

1.) Selma Got Me Born -
NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 - Selma had no effect on your birth, as Selma was in 1965. (Google 'Obama Selma' for his full March 4, 2007 speech and articles about its various untruths.)

2.) Father Was A Goat Herder -
NOT EXACTLY, he was a privileged, well educated youth, who went on to work with the Kenyan Government.

3.) Father Was A Proud Freedom Fighter -
NOT EXACTLY, he was part of one of the most corrupt and violent govern-ments Kenya has ever had.

4.) My Family Has Strong Ties To African Freedom -
NOT EXACTLY, your cousin Raila Odinga has created mass violence in attempting to overturn a legitimate election in 2007, in Kenya. It is the first widespread violence in decades. The current government is pro-American but Odinga wants to overthrow it and establish Muslim Sharia law. Your half-brother, Abongo Obama, is Odinga's follower. You interrupted your  New Hampshire campaigning to speak to Odinga on the phone. Check out the following link for verification of that....and for more.
Obama's cousin Odinga in Kenya ran for president and tried to get Sharia muslim law in place there. When Odinga lost the elections, his followers have burned Christians' homes and then burned men, women and children alive in a Christian church where they took shelter.. Obama SUPPORTED his cousin before the election process here started. Google Obama and Odinga and see what you get. No one wants to know the truth. http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/kenyas_killing_fields/index.html

5.) My Grandmother Has Always Been A Christian -
NOT EXACTLY, she does her daily Salat prayers at 5am according to her own inter-views. Not to mention, Christianity wouldn't allow her to have been one of 14 wives to 1 man.

6.) My Name is African Swahili -
NOT EXACTLY, your name is Arabic and 'Baraka' (from which Barack came) means 'blessed' in that language. Hussein is also Arabic and so is Obama.
Barack Hussein Obama is not half black. If elected, he would be the first Arab-American President, not the first black President. Barack Hussein Obama is 50% Caucasian from his mother's side and 43.75% Arabic and 6.25% African Negro from his father's side. While Barack Hussein Obama's father was from Kenya, his father's family was mainly Arabs.. Barack Hussein Obama's father was only 12.5% African Negro and 87.5% Arab (his father's birth certificate even states he's Arab, not African Negro). From....and for more....go to.....
http://www.arcadeathome.com/newsboyphtml?Barack_Hussein_Obama_-_Arab-American,_only_6.25%25_African

7.) I Never Practiced Islam -
NOT EXACTLY, you practiced it daily at school, where you were registered as a Muslim and kept that faith for 31 years, until your wife made you change, so you could run for office.
4-3-08 Article "Obama was 'quite religious in islam'"

     http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=60559

    8.) My School In Indonesia Was Christian -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were registered as Muslim there and got in trouble in Koranic Studies for making faces (check your own book).
    February 28, 2008.  Kristoff from the New York Times a year ago:  Mr. Obama recalled the opening lines of the Arabic call to prayer, reciting them with a first-rate accent. In a remark that seemed delightfully uncalculated (it'll give Alabama voters heart attacks), Mr. Obama described the call to prayer as "one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset."  This is just one example of what Pamela is talking about when she says "Obama's narrative is being altered, enhanced and manipulated to whitewash troubling facts."

    9.) I Was Fluent In Indonesian -
    NOT EXACTLY, not one teacher says you could speak the language.

    10.) Because I Lived In Indonesia, I Have More Foreign Experience -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were there from the ages of 6 to 10, and couldn't even speak the language. What did you learn, how to study the Koran and watch cartoons.

    11.) I Am Stronger On Foreign Affairs -
    NOT EXACTLY, except for Africa (surprise) and the Middle East (bigger surprise), you have never been anywhere else on the planet and thus have NO experience with our closest allies.

    12.) I Blame My Early Drug Use On Ethnic Confusion -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were quite content in high school to be Barry Obama, no mention of Kenya and no mention of struggle to identify - your classmates said you were just fine.

    13.) An Ebony Article Moved Me To Run For Office -
    NOT EXACTLY, Ebony has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

    14.) A Life Magazine Article Changed My Outlook On Life -
    NOT EXACTLY, Life has yet to find the article you mention in your book. It doesn't, and never did, exist.

    15.) I Won't Run On A National Ticket In '08 -
    NOT EXACTLY, here you are, despite saying, live on TV, that you would not have enough experience by then, and you are all about having experience first.

    16.) Voting "Present" is Common In Illinois Senate -
    NOT EXACTLY, they are common for YOU, but not many others have 130 NO VOTES.

    17.) Oops, I Misvoted -
    NOT EXACTLY, only when caught by church groups and Democrats, did you beg to change your misvote.

    18.) I Was A Professor Of Law -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer -ON LEAVE.

    19.) I Was A Constitutional Lawyer -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were a senior lecturer -ON LEAVE.

    20.) Without Me, There Would Be No Ethics Bill -
    NOT EXACTLY, you didn't write it, introduce it, change it, or create it.

    21.) The Ethics Bill Was Hard To Pass -
    NOT EXACTLY, it took just 14 days from start to finish.

    22.) I Wrote A Tough Nuclear Bill -
    NOT EXACTLY, your bill was rejected by your own party for its pandering and lack of all regulation - mainly because of your Nuclear donor, Exelon, from which David Axelrod came.

    23.) I Have Released My State Records -
    NOT EXACTLY, as of March, 2008, state bills you sponsored or voted for have yet to be released, exposing all the special interests pork hidden within.

    24.) I Took On The Asbestos Altgeld Gardens Mess -
    NOT EXACTLY, you were part of a large group of people who remedied
    Altgeld Gardens. You failed to mention anyone else but yourself, in your books.

    25.) My Economics Bill Will Help America -
    NOT EXACTLY, your 111 economic policies were just combined into a proposal which lost 99-0, and even YOU voted against your own bill.

    26.) I Have Been A Bold Leader In Illinois -
    NOT EXACTLY, even your own supporters claim to have not seen BOLD action on your part.

    27.) I Passed 26 Of My Own Bills In One Year -
    NOT EXACTLY, they were not YOUR bills, but rather handed to you, after their creation by a fellow Senator, to assist you in a future bid for higher office.

    28.) No One on my campaign contacted Canada about NAFTA -
    NOT EXACTLY, the Canadian Government issued the names and a memo of the conversation your campaign had with them.

    29.) I Am Tough On Terrorism -
    NOT EXACTLY, you missed the Iran Resolution vote on terrorism and your good friend Ali Abunimah supports the destruction off Israel.

    30.) I Want All Votes To Count -
    NOT EXACTLY, you said let the delegates decide.

    31.) I Want Americans To Decide -
    NOT EXACTLY, you prefer caucuses that limit the vote, confuse the voters, force a public vote, and only operate during small windows of time.

    32.) I passed 900 Bills in the State Senate -
    NOT EXACTLY, you passed 26, most of which you didn't write yourself.

    33.) I Believe In Fairness, Not Tactics -
    NOT EXACTLY, you used tactics to eliminate Alice Palmer from running against you.

    34.) I Don't Take PAC Money -
    NOT EXACTLY, you take loads of it.

    35.) I don't Have Lobbysists -
    NOT EXACTLY, you have over 47 lobbyists, and counting.

    36.) My Campaign Had Nothing To Do With The 1984 Ad -
    NOT EXACTLY, your own campaign worker made the ad on his Apple in one afternoon.

    37.) I Have  Always Been Against Iraq -
    NOT EXACTLY, you weren't in office to vote against it AND you have voted to fund it every single time.

    38.) I Have Always Supported Universal Health Care -
    NOT EXACTLY, your plan leaves us all to pay for the 15,000,000 who don't have to buy it.

   


This should be stickied. ;)
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Mr No Name on September 06, 2008, 06:04:07 PM
I think you meant Blue? ;)

Nope RED as in Commie.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Elfie on September 06, 2008, 06:25:54 PM
Nope RED as in Commie.

Ah ok, call me dense today.  :D
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Druss on September 06, 2008, 07:10:53 PM


Splendid Virg! I got enough of the grin-and-wink treatment of a lying politician during the Clinton years.


Embrace The Suck, crockett!
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: crockett on September 06, 2008, 07:16:24 PM
give it up crockett, your on the suck team and you know it  :lol

Apparently your team sucks so bad that they had to jump platforms and are now running on the "change platform". I'm just trying to figure out what McSame is planning on changing that he didn't bother to try doing in the last 100 years he's been in washington..  :rofl
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Post by: Holden McGroin on September 06, 2008, 07:36:15 PM
Apparently your team sucks so bad that they had to jump platforms and are now running on the "change platform". I'm just trying to figure out what McSame is planning on changing that he didn't bother to try doing in the last 100 years he's been in washington..  :rofl

So what: you gonna vote for sombody who picks a VP who has been in WDC 9 years longer than McCain?

That's sure is an indicator of change. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Yeager on September 06, 2008, 07:51:54 PM
Apparently your team sucks so bad that they had to jump platforms and are now running on the "change platform". I'm just trying to figure out what McSame is planning on changing that he didn't bother to try doing in the last 100 years he's been in washington..  :rofl
My point kicks the poop out of your point  :O
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Donzo on September 06, 2008, 08:13:01 PM
Crockett,

Will you be sad when McCain wins?

Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Bronk on September 06, 2008, 08:41:18 PM
Crockett,

Will you be sad when McCain wins?


Keep the razor blades away from him when it happens.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Donzo on September 06, 2008, 08:47:00 PM
Keep the razor blades away from him when it happens.

Why?  :uhoh
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Serenity on September 06, 2008, 10:20:06 PM
But, you know how shady people are who ever attended any kind of school in Hawaii

THIS is where I jump in. Hawaii is not all nice. Im not too fond of it here. BUT, I absolutely resent that remark. I have attended schools in Hawaii all of my life, and to lob me in, and all of the other upstanding citizens here, with the riff-raff is absolutely despicable.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Elfie on September 06, 2008, 10:50:36 PM
THIS is where I jump in. Hawaii is not all nice. Im not too fond of it here. BUT, I absolutely resent that remark. I have attended schools in Hawaii all of my life, and to lob me in, and all of the other upstanding citizens here, with the riff-raff is absolutely despicable.

Not to worry, Crockett will be along shortly to justify what he said.
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Serenity on September 07, 2008, 05:50:11 AM
Not to worry, Crockett will be along shortly to justify what he said.

For some reason lately, everyone ive confronted has simply disappeared...
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Elfie on September 07, 2008, 07:24:34 AM
For some reason lately, everyone ive confronted has simply disappeared...

I'm surprised he hasn't tried to justify it already. He had no problems trying to justify attacking a 17 yr old girl.....
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Post by: Tango on September 07, 2008, 07:52:09 AM
and to lob me in, and all of the other upstanding citizens here, with the riff-raff is absolutely despicable.

Despicable to you OR the riff raff?  :t
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Getback on September 07, 2008, 07:56:03 AM
I'm surprised he hasn't tried to justify it already. He had no problems trying to justify attacking a 17 yr old girl.....

That's pathetic to attack a 17 year girl!

The thing is when you confront these type of folks with facts they wilt.
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Post by: Speed55 on September 07, 2008, 11:16:17 AM
Actually from what i've seen in person, is they just keep on ignoring the facts, and repeat what they believe even louder, and louder. 

At that point it's best to laugh and walk away.

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Post by: bj229r on September 07, 2008, 01:08:43 PM
Ive spent the last 2 hours flogging away at a 23 page online form for a D.O.D. background for my work, that I may legally work on said job sites...this question kinds stuck out:

Quote
Have you ever been an officer or a member or made a contribution to an organization dedicated to the violent overthrow of the United States Government and which engages in illegal activities to that end, knowing that the organization engages in such activities with the specific intent to further such activities?


Fortunately it didn't ask if you hang OUT with these people :aok
Title: Re: This is funny had to post it..
Post by: Serenity on September 07, 2008, 04:38:07 PM
Despicable to you OR the riff raff?  :t

Good question...  :noid