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Title: obama's earlobes
Post by: eagl on September 07, 2008, 10:15:24 PM
No earrings, but maybe there's a little dimple in the lobe that suggests a past piercing?

Inquiring minds want to know.  You know, the kind of minds that read the inquirer.  Those inquiring minds.
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Hangtime on September 07, 2008, 10:18:47 PM
It has been conservatively estimated that if Obama pulls his ears back, he can get by with using just one earring for both.
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Elfie on September 07, 2008, 10:20:04 PM
It has been conservatively estimated that if Obama pulls his ears back, he can get by with using just one earring for both.

 :rofl
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: eagl on September 07, 2008, 10:25:11 PM
It has been conservatively estimated that if Obama pulls his ears back, he can get by with using just one earring for both.

That's ok, it's been liberally estimated that his ears are there to hold up his halo.
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Hangtime on September 07, 2008, 10:46:47 PM
Barack "Ears" Obama

Really rather pathetic, from Rush Limbaugh:

    ...Anyway, Obama up in New Hampshire being treated like a god making a speech. Now, apparently before he made the speech, Maureen Dowd had written something about his big ears. Obama, after the speech, made a beeline for Maureen Dowd who was in the audience to tell her that he didn't appreciate her writing about his big ears. Now, there's a lot of noise here and it's very muddy. I'll translate it for you, but here's how it sounded.

    OBAMA (off mic): You talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice: I'm very sensitive about -- What I told them was, ''I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.'"

    DOWD (purring): We're trying to toughen you up

   

RUSH: "We're just trying to toughen you up." Here is what Barack Obama said."You talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice: I'm very sensitive about -- What at I told them was, 'I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.'" Now, there are many aspects of this, folks, that we need to delve into and explore. For one thing, I mean you know me, if the guy's sensitive about his big ears, we need to give him a new name, like Dumbo. But that doesn't quite get it. How about Barack Obama Hussein Odumbo. Well, if he's sensitive -- stop to think about this. This is a man being lauded as the savior of the country, a presidential candidate ready to be anointed, and he can't handle being teased about his big ears? He goes out to Maureen Dowd and says, I am putting you on notice? Is that a threat? I want to put you on notice?


I wonder if he can hear the sun setting on his campaign?
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Nwbie on September 08, 2008, 09:47:34 PM
Barack "Ears" Obama

Really rather pathetic, from Rush Limbaugh:

    ...Anyway, Obama up in New Hampshire being treated like a god making a speech. Now, apparently before he made the speech, Maureen Dowd had written something about his big ears. Obama, after the speech, made a beeline for Maureen Dowd who was in the audience to tell her that he didn't appreciate her writing about his big ears. Now, there's a lot of noise here and it's very muddy. I'll translate it for you, but here's how it sounded.

    OBAMA (off mic): You talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice: I'm very sensitive about -- What I told them was, ''I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.'"

    DOWD (purring): We're trying to toughen you up

   

RUSH: "We're just trying to toughen you up." Here is what Barack Obama said."You talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice: I'm very sensitive about -- What at I told them was, 'I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.'" Now, there are many aspects of this, folks, that we need to delve into and explore. For one thing, I mean you know me, if the guy's sensitive about his big ears, we need to give him a new name, like Dumbo. But that doesn't quite get it. How about Barack Obama Hussein Odumbo. Well, if he's sensitive -- stop to think about this. This is a man being lauded as the savior of the country, a presidential candidate ready to be anointed, and he can't handle being teased about his big ears? He goes out to Maureen Dowd and says, I am putting you on notice? Is that a threat? I want to put you on notice?


I wonder if he can hear the sun setting on his campaign?
Nothing like quoting a convicted drug abuser....to get your point across

Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Yeager on September 08, 2008, 09:51:02 PM
Nothing like quoting a convicted drug abuser....to get your point across
We are all sinners.  that includes YOU  :D
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Getback on September 08, 2008, 10:08:36 PM
It has been conservatively estimated that if Obama pulls his ears back, he can get by with using just one earring for both.
OMG  :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: bj229r on September 08, 2008, 10:14:40 PM
Nothing like quoting a convicted drug abuser....to get your point across


That was quite a reach...so anything the man says the rest of his life is invalid? (BTW, as opposed to Obama, not a conVICTED drug abuser, merely an adMITTED one)
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Furious on September 08, 2008, 10:46:52 PM
there's a difference between user and abuser.
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Mustaine on September 08, 2008, 10:49:54 PM
"he could fly to Guam with those ears"

Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Hangtime on September 08, 2008, 10:53:01 PM
Nothing like quoting a convicted drug abuser....to get your point across


Lighten up, francis. It's a JOKE thread.

(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/darthdilbert/Blog/obama_dumbo.png)
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: mechanic on September 08, 2008, 10:59:47 PM
Nothing like quoting a convicted drug abuser....to get your point across





"All you need is love"



Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Hangtime on September 08, 2008, 11:03:59 PM
(http://www.pfli.org/obama_dumbo.jpg)
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Nwbie on September 08, 2008, 11:26:43 PM
That was quite a reach...so anything the man says the rest of his life is invalid? (BTW, as opposed to Obama, not a conVICTED drug abuser, merely an adMITTED one)

Would you rather he said he never inhaled - or to that type of response
or say he went to vietnam and never touched drugs?
or rather - listen to the rantings of rushya ..and believe that blowhard?
Looking at the physical characteristics of rush - he has a lot of nerve..looks like WC Fields

Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: mechanic on September 08, 2008, 11:29:51 PM
drugs dont make you a liar or a blowhard, you already have to be one and the drugs just make it obvious..
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Hangtime on September 08, 2008, 11:57:36 PM
Would you rather he said he never inhaled - or to that type of response
or say he went to vietnam and never touched drugs?
or rather - listen to the rantings of rushya ..and believe that blowhard?
Looking at the physical characteristics of rush - he has a lot of nerve..looks like WC Fields




This isn't about Limbaugh the Inhaler. It's about Dumbo's Ears.

(http://www.riehlworldview.com/photos/uncategorized/obama_for_prez.jpg)



Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Nwbie on September 09, 2008, 12:04:37 AM

This isn't about Limbaugh the Inhaler. It's about Dumbo's Ears.

(http://www.riehlworldview.com/photos/uncategorized/obama_for_prez.jpg)





Thats not dumbo - thats the dude from star trek voyager

Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Hangtime on September 09, 2008, 12:09:52 AM
Thats not dumbo - thats the dude from star trek voyager



LOL!! 'Quark' Obama?

(http://coloradoright.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/obama_ferengi_220.jpg)

Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Nwbie on September 09, 2008, 12:12:10 AM
"LOL!! 'Quark' Obama?"

No lol...but good chop

that black guy with the pointy ears - the spock wanna bee



Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Hangtime on September 09, 2008, 12:28:17 AM
(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/345000/345098tACx_w.jpg)

'Logic You Can Believe In."

Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: DiabloTX on September 09, 2008, 01:23:57 AM
Dammit Hang, a red "x"...and I really wanted to see that, too.
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: BMathis on September 09, 2008, 01:42:42 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: bongaroo on September 09, 2008, 07:44:13 AM
We are all sinners.  that includes YOU  :D

Oh but "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" rings so loudly in my ears.
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: lazs2 on September 09, 2008, 07:57:34 AM
imagine how loudly it would ring if you had osamabama's ears.

lazs
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: CAP1 on September 09, 2008, 07:58:26 AM
That's ok, it's been liberally estimated that his ears are there to hold up his halo.


i thought they were dive brakes
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: lazs2 on September 09, 2008, 08:26:58 AM
remember that scene in dumbo where the little dumbo was crying with his big old ears all wrapped around him?

I hope that is what osamabama looks like after the election.. or the 4th recount.

lazs
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: DYNAMITE on September 09, 2008, 10:59:49 AM
On a related note... John McCain was 5 years old when Dumbo came out in theaters.  I wonder if he has fond childhood memories whenever he looks at his opponent?



Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: texasmom on September 09, 2008, 11:04:11 AM
Nothing like quoting a convicted drug abuser....to get your point across
Now, now. Be nice to Obama.  He wasn't convicted... he only admited to the use of it.
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Hangtime on September 09, 2008, 12:10:28 PM
The big skull mounted meat flaps offer some advantages...

He's equipped to hear the views of the voters better than McCain

The secret Service won't ever lose him in a crowd

Just think of how much gas money the country could save by doing away with Air Force One - added benefits re global warming, too.

We'll never have an instance where only one adviser has the President's ear - there's plenty to go around.

In the event of global war, Obama could tin foil his ears and be a one man command and control center thereby ensuring the integrity of the chain of command.
Title: Re: obama's earlobes
Post by: Nwbie on September 09, 2008, 01:04:00 PM
Now, now. Be nice to Obama.  He wasn't convicted... he only admited to the use of it.

Yeah - Rush just took awhile to admit it....then got convicted


also

fix that red x Hangtime - need to see your latest :)