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Title: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: Dos Equis on September 11, 2008, 10:20:13 AM
I think Chuck has become like George Reeves of Superman fame. He thinks he is one of his characters, maybe his Delta Force character.

Otherwise, how can paying two visits to Iraq to visit the troops be phrased as "I've done two tours in Iraq?" Even Bob Hope, pillar of the USO Tours, would not have gone around saying he did two tours in Vietnam. He would qualify the USO.

It probably took him a week to comb the sand out of his toupee, but it's still not a tour of duty Chucko. You're not in the military Chucko.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Rb4W54JnI

Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: JVX84 on September 11, 2008, 10:25:45 AM
He's a b-list celebrity. Most celebrities aren't known for their cerebral capacity.

Besides, Techno-Viking can kick his ass.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: Phaser11 on September 11, 2008, 10:35:46 AM
Chuck Noris does not grip reality, it grips him.

Oh by the way, don't lissen to the Hollywood nuts for how to vote. They are nuts! All of them.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: cpxxx on September 11, 2008, 11:06:23 AM
Call me stupid too but I would interpret his comment 'two tours in Iraq' as meaning he toured Iraq twice. Chuck toured the US bases in Iraq twice.


It's just like the 'lipstick on a pig' remark. Taken out of context.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: Ripsnort on September 11, 2008, 11:07:38 AM
Call me stupid too but I would interpret his comment 'two tours in Iraq' as meaning he toured Iraq twice. Chuck toured the US bases in Iraq twice.


It's just like the 'lipstick on a pig' remark. Taken out of context.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: Slash27 on September 11, 2008, 11:15:46 AM
Besides, Techno-Viking can kick his ass.

How dare you sir.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: RATTFINK on September 11, 2008, 11:17:45 AM
His chin did 1½ tours.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: Denholm on September 11, 2008, 11:18:26 AM
He's a b-list celebrity. Most celebrities aren't known for their cerebral capacity.

Besides, Techno-Viking can kick his ass.
I highly doubt that. Especially if Mr. Viking were Mr. Norris' age.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: Shifty on September 11, 2008, 11:21:37 AM
Isnt a group of entertainment shows such as a concert by a rock band called a tour? :lol

Lighten up XX how many tours have you done?  ;)

Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: Yeager on September 11, 2008, 11:25:11 AM
your supposed to remove your tampon after it has become saturated  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: Chalenge on September 11, 2008, 11:45:19 AM
Someone owes me another monitor this one has coffee all over it...  :rofl

Who was it so stupid to think Chuck meant he was on a military tour? He even goes on to say he talked to the troops over there! You stopped listening after you heard tour?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: midnight Target on September 11, 2008, 11:53:19 AM
I agree, just as silly as the lipstick controversy.


Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: storch on September 11, 2008, 11:58:50 AM
He's a b-list celebrity. Most celebrities aren't known for their cerebral capacity.

Besides, Techno-Viking can kick his ass.
pffft, not
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: bongaroo on September 11, 2008, 12:00:03 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down. 
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: Furball on September 11, 2008, 12:01:11 PM
I wish i had never heard him talk.  Sounds like a geek.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: AKIron on September 11, 2008, 12:03:01 PM
Call me stupid too but I would interpret his comment 'two tours in Iraq' as meaning he toured Iraq twice. Chuck toured the US bases in Iraq twice.


It's just like the 'lipstick on a pig' remark. Taken out of context.

Exactly. Chuck used the term "tour" in a legitimate and commonly used manner. If you know anything at all about him you would know he would never attempt to equate his visits with the service performed by our troops. The democrats are obviously desperate, little good it will do them.  
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: tech9 on September 11, 2008, 12:40:13 PM
(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii218/robin027/10876-chuck-norris-was-here.jpg)
(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii218/robin027/googlechuck.jpg)
Title: Re: Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.
Post by: Denholm on September 11, 2008, 12:45:56 PM
Brilliant! :rofl