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Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: funked on March 01, 2001, 11:42:00 PM

Captain Funkamoto and the boys in 308 Sentai were resting in the barracks tonight, when word came of a terrible mollusk threatening our home island.  We responded with great fury and destroyed this awful monster!

Here's the film:  http://www.raf303.org/308/films/010301squid.zip (http://www.raf303.org/308/films/010301squid.zip)

 (http://www.raf303.org/308/screens/010301squid1.jpg)

 (http://www.raf303.org/308/screens/010301squid2.jpg)

 (http://www.raf303.org/308/screens/010301squid3.jpg)

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on March 01, 2001, 11:49:00 PM

OMG they killed the Squid   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

so... how many perk points?  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

[This message has been edited by SFRT - Frenchy (edited 03-01-2001).]

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: SOB on March 01, 2001, 11:50:00 PM

Oh my god!  You killed Squiddy!  You Bastard!   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Tac on March 02, 2001, 12:02:00 AM

SQUIDZILLA!!!

*paniked crowd of sailor-suited school girls running around getting trampled*

The 308th Sentai to the rescue!!



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Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Torgo on March 02, 2001, 12:02:00 AM

I have a test report by Capt. Nemo on a captured giant squid that indicates the AH squid is SEVERELY overmodeled.

The Mk. MCXVIII squid had a tentacle length of 20 meters..the AH squid has a TWENTY ONE meter length! What a joke.

Also, testing indicated a black ink supply that lasted only 3 minutes...the AH giant squid produces ink for over SIX minutes.

This is a joke. Cmon PYRO and HT, fix the damn squid, or I quit AH.

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Saintaw on March 02, 2001, 12:08:00 AM

<looks around>

would be easier to hunt with a ...
...
repeat after me...
...

UBOOT !
<starts running>

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click  HERE (http://eismeer.port5.com/) for info on III./JG 5 Eismeer

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to  come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Thunder on March 02, 2001, 12:23:00 AM

Animal Rights Activists Arise! LOL  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: 1776 on March 02, 2001, 12:24:00 AM

Anyone seen the giant crawdad yet?

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Nash on March 02, 2001, 12:50:00 AM

LOL  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Aww... nuthin's sacred any more.

Ye have sinned against the Lord of the Edible Invertebrates!

For that you will burn in hell! Or... your diet reduced to dairy products only!!

That'll learn ya!

Uhm... <cough>... uh... Any perkies fer that?

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: lemur on March 02, 2001, 01:01:00 AM

Dare I ask... But is this the precursor to seeing the fabled Giant Prarie Squid of AW fame?

~Lemur

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: hblair on March 02, 2001, 01:18:00 AM

Poor Squidster.

He just wanted to play aces high.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Vermillion on March 02, 2001, 09:54:00 AM

Ok 308th, consider yourself hereby reported to PETA  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)

Oh wait.... is a Giant Squid an animal? Oh hell, it don't matter, if PETA goes after the bass fishermen, they'll CERTAINLY go after the 308th  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: fd ski on March 02, 2001, 10:14:00 AM

This is BS, almost all squids were field retrofitted with MW50 and additional armor...
what a lame excuse for a simulation  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)


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Bartlomiej Rajewski
aka. Wing Commander fd-ski
Northolt Wing
1st Polish Fighter Wing
303 (Polish) Squadron "Kosciuszko" RAF
308 (Polish) Squadron "City of Cracow" RAF
315 (Polish) Squadron "City of Deblin" RAF

Turning 109s and 190s into scrap metal since 1998

Northolt Wing Headquarters (http://www.raf303.org/northolt/)

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Karnak on March 02, 2001, 10:33:00 AM

What's the white, oval thing in the middle of this shot?
 (http://www.raf303.org/308/screens/010301squid3.jpg)

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We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother

Sisu
-Karnak

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Beefcake on March 02, 2001, 11:08:00 AM

Nak that is the squids eyeball just before I poked it with a 500.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)


Was so KOOL to see that squid explode.

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: ygsmilo on March 02, 2001, 11:41:00 AM

mmmmmmmmm PETA (people eatin tasty animals)

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Milo
3./JG2
"Speed is the cushion of sloppiness"

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Moose11 on March 02, 2001, 11:45:00 AM

What is the rebuild time on the squid?

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Fatty on March 02, 2001, 11:57:00 AM

Killing the squid makes you a junior member?

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Moose11 on March 02, 2001, 12:02:00 PM

Looks like some of the guys lost their posting profiles

Has Rip posted today?

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Yttaf on March 02, 2001, 12:09:00 PM

.ripsnort si tronspiR

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: easymo on March 02, 2001, 12:10:00 PM

 He was the last one. The liberials are going to go nuts.

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Mk10 225th on March 02, 2001, 12:31:00 PM

Does that mean, "people from Liberia?"

Mk

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Missile on March 02, 2001, 12:37:00 PM

All RIGHT!!!!!

Calamari for everyone!!!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Maverick on March 02, 2001, 12:41:00 PM

uh... just where is this squid at in the map?? I had no idea there was a life form in the sea.

Mav

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: rosco- on March 02, 2001, 01:58:00 PM

 

Quote

Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy:
OMG they killed the Squid    (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/frown.gif)

so... how many perk points?   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

[This message has been edited by SFRT - Frenchy (edited 03-01-2001).]

 Well I made it back but forgot to set my parking brake and after i shut my engine down so i rolled off the back of the carrier. That reduced my perkies to 0.5.

 Report me to peta if you want. They'll meet the same fate as squiddy  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)


 Roscomoto out!

Title: Japan Saved from Giant Squid!
Post by: Squidzilla on March 02, 2001, 02:08:00 PM

PUT THE GARLIC DOWN AND BACK OFF FAT BOY!

 You will all worship me <one eyed glare>


 (lol. I'm having fun now.....)




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