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Title: Blind date
Post by: BiPoLaR on September 13, 2008, 11:13:35 PM
i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG (http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/bmoore_2007/1221286023063.jpg) i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.

did i do the right thing?
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: DMBEAR on September 13, 2008, 11:17:55 PM
Whooooot! Jerome Bettis came out of retirement!
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Platano on September 13, 2008, 11:20:27 PM
I'd hit it  :rock
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: thedudee95 on September 13, 2008, 11:25:51 PM
once you go fat, you go eat cake. ;)
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: BiPoLaR on September 13, 2008, 11:26:09 PM
I'd hit it  :rock
dude you have no clue what that was that came around the corner...that was a mix between a swamp donkey and a rabid wildebeest...im gonna have nightmares for years to come...im scarred for life. :cry :cry
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: glock89 on September 14, 2008, 12:04:12 AM
dude you have no clue what that was that came around the corner...that was a mix between a swamp donkey and a rabid wildebeest...im gonna have nightmares for years to come...im scarred for life. :cry :cry
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Bear76 on September 14, 2008, 12:54:02 AM
i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG (http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/bmoore_2007/1221286023063.jpg) i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.

did i do the right thing?
Was it the ring on her left hand that scared you? She's hot  :O
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: BiPoLaR on September 14, 2008, 01:56:28 AM
Was it the ring on her left hand that scared you? She's hot  :O
it was the way she was knocking the pictures off the wall when she walked  :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Curlew on September 14, 2008, 02:01:19 AM
<---- throws his master pokeballs at the snorelaxx :aok
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Wyld45 on September 14, 2008, 02:03:55 AM


                 Not only did you FAIL there, you failed to put her in the right TOPIC!  :furious

                                                    EPIC FAIL!
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Curlew on September 14, 2008, 02:04:05 AM
<---upon his second look, curlew looses faith in humanity, cause someone actualy married that.

well like us sailors say: "Whales: there big and wet, thats all you need to know
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on September 14, 2008, 02:23:07 AM
<---upon his second look, curlew looses faith in humanity, cause someone actualy married that.

well like us sailors say: "Whales: there big and wet, thats all you need to know

When the poor fellow married that thing it was probably 110lbs and smoking...

He needs to get her doing some exercise, like this one, I call it, the Beer Carry
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/3570/awifebptg1.th.jpg) (http://img175.imageshack.us/my.php?image=awifebptg1.jpg)

Bet that thing could carry 15 -20 kegs
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Buzzard7 on September 14, 2008, 02:54:32 AM
Quit whining BiPolar only half of you is scarred. Now you need to figure out if its the upside or downside.
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Vudak on September 14, 2008, 03:02:15 AM
Should we call you Ishmael? :)
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Bruv119 on September 14, 2008, 04:38:02 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

You did right m8!


Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: v1st on September 14, 2008, 06:46:48 AM
I'm sure if you got there early and started drinking .  This story would go something different.
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: stodd on September 14, 2008, 07:16:46 AM
i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG (http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/bmoore_2007/1221286023063.jpg) i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.

did i do the right thing?
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: wardog38 on September 14, 2008, 07:30:15 AM
yep
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Noir on September 14, 2008, 08:01:23 AM
the worst is that your roomies thought this girl was "at your level"
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Winks on September 14, 2008, 09:02:17 AM
the worst is that your roomies thought this girl was "at your level"
:lol :lol :lol
With roomies like that ...... U don't need enemies
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: uptown on September 14, 2008, 09:30:20 AM
Those Georgia peaches get alot bigger than I thought  :huh
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: LePaul on September 14, 2008, 09:54:45 AM
Must be JB73's gal

 :rofl
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Dragon on September 14, 2008, 11:32:05 AM
She's HOT  :O, except for the Steelers shirt  :lol



Dumb, fat and stupid is now way to get through life.  :(
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Stang on September 14, 2008, 11:40:50 AM
Never, ever, I mean EVER trust what one girl says about another, especially in these situations.  If she is said to be cute, nice, or anything complementary, run for the hills man.  Women won't talk nicely about someone hotter than they are, so if she's talking the other chick up, you know the other girl is uglier than she is.  If a girl says someone she knows is a total squeak, go for it haha, I guarantee she's hotter than the girl talking smack.

oh, and LOL.

 :lol
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: beddog on September 14, 2008, 11:45:54 AM
Yeah sure....  And you took a quick picture before you ran right? 
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Shane on September 14, 2008, 12:01:36 PM
Yeah sure....  And you took a quick picture before you ran right? 

he scanned his eyeball when he got home as the image was burned into the retina.
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: glock89 on September 14, 2008, 12:06:04 PM
he scanned his eyeball when he got home as the image was burned into the retina.
:lol :lol
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: fuzeman on September 14, 2008, 12:14:34 PM
Quoting someone much wiser than I am:

What does that have to do with Aces High II?  Color me confused.
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Dadsguns on September 14, 2008, 02:08:14 PM
Thats what your Wingman is for.... :D

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Spikes on September 14, 2008, 02:47:06 PM
Whooooot! Jerome Bettis came out of retirement!
:rofl
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Pooh21 on September 14, 2008, 08:38:57 PM
I'm sure if you got there early and started drinking .  This story would go something different.

rofl  :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Getback on September 14, 2008, 10:14:17 PM
The first clue is if a girl says "She has lots of personality".

I think this is a farce but funny. You think that tongue ring helps her grind up gristle?
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: 1pLUs44 on September 14, 2008, 10:15:46 PM
it was the way she was knocking the pictures off the wall when she walked  :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Dont worry about it BiPoLaR, if she fell in love with you, the love wouldn't hold under her weight and it would break.  :aok
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Becinhu on September 14, 2008, 10:31:18 PM
But just think, if you got into a bar fight just clap your hands and yell "MONGO.....CRUSH!!!"
 :rock
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: BnZ on September 14, 2008, 10:32:42 PM
You know how you "Never fight a land war in Asia" and "Never go up against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line?". Well, right under that one, "Never trust anyone with a blind date, ESPECIALLY your "friends""

Have fun plotting horrible, horrible revenge on these people.





i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG (http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/bmoore_2007/1221286023063.jpg) i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.

did i do the right thing?
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Bucky73 on September 14, 2008, 10:34:25 PM
(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll280/bucky626/1197486489780.jpg?t=1221449642)
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: BiPoLaR on September 14, 2008, 10:40:45 PM
The first clue is if a girl says "She has lots of personality".

I think this is a farce but funny. You think that tongue ring helps her grind up gristle?
WELL YOUR WAY OF THINKING IS WRONG
she was like 5'5'' maybe a bit taller...she had to be pushing 300+
my roomie got me back for a date i set him up on  :furious :furious :cry :cry
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: glock89 on September 14, 2008, 11:14:33 PM
(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll280/bucky626/1197486489780.jpg?t=1221449642)
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Charge on September 15, 2008, 07:14:42 AM
Poor bugger. Take a look at these to wash away the bad memory, heavy, loud and hungry as hell: http://home.comcast.net/~bzee1b/Chino/Chino.html  :rock

-C+
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: 007Rusty on September 15, 2008, 08:12:10 AM
                :rofl 


But just think, if you got into a bar fight just clap your hands and yell "MONGO.....CRUSH!!!"
 :rock
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Twizzty on September 15, 2008, 02:11:53 PM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1189_1213991645_moose.jpg)

She has a sister?  :noid
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: 007Rusty on September 15, 2008, 02:14:10 PM
                                              :confused:               

           

(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1189_1213991645_moose.jpg)

She has a sister?  :noid
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: BiPoLaR on September 15, 2008, 02:37:51 PM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1189_1213991645_moose.jpg)

She has a sister?  :noid
that an image i couldve went my whole life without seeing  :cry :cry
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Ack-Ack on September 15, 2008, 04:53:47 PM
Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends see you on one.


ack-ack
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: glock89 on September 15, 2008, 05:03:45 PM
Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends see you on one.


ack-ack :lol :lol :lol :D
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Pawz on September 15, 2008, 10:22:21 PM
I'd hit it  :rock

With a bat!  :O
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Pawz on September 15, 2008, 10:27:06 PM
Thats what your Wingman is for.... :D

 :rofl :rofl :rofl

I think he was the wingman... :cry
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: 1pLUs44 on September 15, 2008, 10:27:10 PM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1189_1213991645_moose.jpg)

She has a sister?  :noid
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


WOW

Thats like a whole new definition of 'fat'.
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: Widewing on September 15, 2008, 10:55:10 PM
Walking physics lab..... How concentrated mass bends light.

Ever hear someone describe a huge woman as having a special aura? That's no aura. It's just the localized visible distortion of the space-time continuum. Somewhere near her navel, it's still 1953.


My regards,

Widewing
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: FiLtH on September 15, 2008, 11:10:53 PM
I'd hit it  :rock

    No my friend...that would hit you. Best to run.
Title: Re: Blind date
Post by: C(Sea)Bass on September 15, 2008, 11:11:18 PM
Walking physics lab..... How concentrated mass bends light.

Ever hear someone describe a huge woman as having a special aura? That's no aura. It's just the localized visible distortion of the space-time continuum. Somewhere near her navel, it's still 1953.


My regards,

Widewing

 :rofl

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