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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: BiPoLaR on September 13, 2008, 11:13:35 PM
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i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG (http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/bmoore_2007/1221286023063.jpg) i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.
did i do the right thing?
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Whooooot! Jerome Bettis came out of retirement!
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I'd hit it :rock
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once you go fat, you go eat cake. ;)
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I'd hit it :rock
dude you have no clue what that was that came around the corner...that was a mix between a swamp donkey and a rabid wildebeest...im gonna have nightmares for years to come...im scarred for life. :cry :cry
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dude you have no clue what that was that came around the corner...that was a mix between a swamp donkey and a rabid wildebeest...im gonna have nightmares for years to come...im scarred for life. :cry :cry
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG (http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/bmoore_2007/1221286023063.jpg) i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.
did i do the right thing?
Was it the ring on her left hand that scared you? She's hot :O
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Was it the ring on her left hand that scared you? She's hot :O
it was the way she was knocking the pictures off the wall when she walked :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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<---- throws his master pokeballs at the snorelaxx :aok
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Not only did you FAIL there, you failed to put her in the right TOPIC! :furious
EPIC FAIL!
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<---upon his second look, curlew looses faith in humanity, cause someone actualy married that.
well like us sailors say: "Whales: there big and wet, thats all you need to know
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<---upon his second look, curlew looses faith in humanity, cause someone actualy married that.
well like us sailors say: "Whales: there big and wet, thats all you need to know
When the poor fellow married that thing it was probably 110lbs and smoking...
He needs to get her doing some exercise, like this one, I call it, the Beer Carry
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/3570/awifebptg1.th.jpg) (http://img175.imageshack.us/my.php?image=awifebptg1.jpg)
Bet that thing could carry 15 -20 kegs
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Quit whining BiPolar only half of you is scarred. Now you need to figure out if its the upside or downside.
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Should we call you Ishmael? :)
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
You did right m8!
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I'm sure if you got there early and started drinking . This story would go something different.
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i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG (http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/bmoore_2007/1221286023063.jpg) i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.
did i do the right thing?
:rofl :rofl
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yep
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the worst is that your roomies thought this girl was "at your level"
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the worst is that your roomies thought this girl was "at your level"
:lol :lol :lol
With roomies like that ...... U don't need enemies
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Those Georgia peaches get alot bigger than I thought :huh
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Must be JB73's gal
:rofl
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She's HOT :O, except for the Steelers shirt :lol
Dumb, fat and stupid is now way to get through life. :(
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Never, ever, I mean EVER trust what one girl says about another, especially in these situations. If she is said to be cute, nice, or anything complementary, run for the hills man. Women won't talk nicely about someone hotter than they are, so if she's talking the other chick up, you know the other girl is uglier than she is. If a girl says someone she knows is a total squeak, go for it haha, I guarantee she's hotter than the girl talking smack.
oh, and LOL.
:lol
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Yeah sure.... And you took a quick picture before you ran right?
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Yeah sure.... And you took a quick picture before you ran right?
he scanned his eyeball when he got home as the image was burned into the retina.
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he scanned his eyeball when he got home as the image was burned into the retina.
:lol :lol
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Quoting someone much wiser than I am:
What does that have to do with Aces High II? Color me confused.
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Thats what your Wingman is for.... :D
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Whooooot! Jerome Bettis came out of retirement!
:rofl
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I'm sure if you got there early and started drinking . This story would go something different.
rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok
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The first clue is if a girl says "She has lots of personality".
I think this is a farce but funny. You think that tongue ring helps her grind up gristle?
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it was the way she was knocking the pictures off the wall when she walked :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Dont worry about it BiPoLaR, if she fell in love with you, the love wouldn't hold under her weight and it would break. :aok
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But just think, if you got into a bar fight just clap your hands and yell "MONGO.....CRUSH!!!"
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You know how you "Never fight a land war in Asia" and "Never go up against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line?". Well, right under that one, "Never trust anyone with a blind date, ESPECIALLY your "friends""
Have fun plotting horrible, horrible revenge on these people.
i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG (http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o223/bmoore_2007/1221286023063.jpg) i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.
did i do the right thing?
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(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll280/bucky626/1197486489780.jpg?t=1221449642)
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The first clue is if a girl says "She has lots of personality".
I think this is a farce but funny. You think that tongue ring helps her grind up gristle?
WELL YOUR WAY OF THINKING IS WRONG
she was like 5'5'' maybe a bit taller...she had to be pushing 300+
my roomie got me back for a date i set him up on :furious :furious :cry :cry
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(http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll280/bucky626/1197486489780.jpg?t=1221449642)
:rofl :rofl
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Poor bugger. Take a look at these to wash away the bad memory, heavy, loud and hungry as hell: http://home.comcast.net/~bzee1b/Chino/Chino.html :rock
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:rofl
But just think, if you got into a bar fight just clap your hands and yell "MONGO.....CRUSH!!!"
:rock
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1189_1213991645_moose.jpg)
She has a sister? :noid
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:confused:
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1189_1213991645_moose.jpg)
She has a sister? :noid
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1189_1213991645_moose.jpg)
She has a sister? :noid
that an image i couldve went my whole life without seeing :cry :cry
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Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends see you on one.
ack-ack
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Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride until your friends see you on one.
ack-ack :lol :lol :lol :D
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I'd hit it :rock
With a bat! :O
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Thats what your Wingman is for.... :D
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I think he was the wingman... :cry
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1189_1213991645_moose.jpg)
She has a sister? :noid
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
WOW
Thats like a whole new definition of 'fat'.
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Walking physics lab..... How concentrated mass bends light.
Ever hear someone describe a huge woman as having a special aura? That's no aura. It's just the localized visible distortion of the space-time continuum. Somewhere near her navel, it's still 1953.
My regards,
Widewing
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I'd hit it :rock
No my friend...that would hit you. Best to run.
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Walking physics lab..... How concentrated mass bends light.
Ever hear someone describe a huge woman as having a special aura? That's no aura. It's just the localized visible distortion of the space-time continuum. Somewhere near her navel, it's still 1953.
My regards,
Widewing
:rofl
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