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Title: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: NEARY on September 14, 2008, 04:38:11 PM
there is a plane that has to much weight, the pilot announces "we need three people to jump out of the plane so we can pull up"


a frenchmen comes to the now open door and says "for France!!" and jumps out.

a Japanese comes to the door and says "For Japan!!" and jumps out.

Then an American comes to the door and says "For America!!"  and throws a mexican out.

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--next joke---


there is plane that is going down.on that plane there is a frenchmen,japanese,and an american.

the pilot says we have too much wieght you are going to have to throw some things out.

the frenchmen throws out a ton of crossiants and says "we have too many of these in our country."

the japanese throws out a ton of fish and says"we have too many of these in our country."

the American says "we have too many of these in our country" and throws out a mexican.

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---blonde joke #1---

there is genie that says to a brunette,redhead,and blonde,"if you jump off this cliff,while you are falling I will grant you one wish."

the brunette jumps off and says "i wish i was a butterfly"

the redhead jumps off and says "i wish i was a bird"

the blonde jumps off and says "i wish i was rich"

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---blonde joke #2---

there is a blonde on a jet in first class heading to new york. the flight attendent says "ma'am you are going to have to move back to coach."
the blonde replies by saying "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful and i'm goin to new york first class."

the flight attendent gets the radio operater and he says "ma'am you need to move back to coach."
she replies with "i'm blonde i'm beautiful and i'm going to new york first class."

the radio operator gets the co pilot who says " ma'am i'm afraid you will have to move back to coach"
she replies with "i'm blonde,i'm beautiful and i'm going to New york first class."

the co-pilot gets the pilot who says "my wife is a blonde I know how to deal with her."
he goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear.suddenly she moves back to coach.
everyone asks "What did you say?"
the pilot says "i told her first class isn't going to new york"
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----final blonde joke-----

there is a brunette,redhead,and blonde. they are trapped on an island, 10 miles away from help.

the brunette swims 1/4 of the way there but gets tired and swims back.

the redhead swims 1/4 of the way there but gets tired and swims back.

the blonde swims 1/2 of the way there but gets tired and swims back.
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this took forever to write  but what do you guys think?

Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: NEARY on September 14, 2008, 04:56:41 PM
well,i haven't heard any input yet? :frown:
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: culero on September 14, 2008, 04:58:45 PM
Don't give up the day gig.
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Motherland on September 14, 2008, 04:59:20 PM

this took forever to write  but what do you guys think?


I think you should work on your typing skills.
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: NEARY on September 14, 2008, 05:00:47 PM
I think you should work on your typing skills.
spell check is for squares!!!!!!!!!

and i'm looking for input on the jokes themselves not the spelling
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Motherland on September 14, 2008, 05:02:52 PM
No, I mean, if that took you so long to type, you need to learn to type faster.
The jokes, in any case, have been told so many times they're not funny (if they were in the first place).
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: NEARY on September 14, 2008, 05:09:06 PM
No, I mean, if that took you so long to type, you need to learn to type faster.
The jokes, in any case, have been told so many times they're not funny (if they were in the first place).
you have heard every single one of these jokes at least once?
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Maverick on September 14, 2008, 05:45:28 PM
More than once and besides you blew the delivery.  :huh
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Motherland on September 14, 2008, 06:53:08 PM
you have heard every single one of these jokes at least once?
Either the exact same jokes or variations of them, multiple times.
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Holden McGroin on September 14, 2008, 06:59:42 PM
Either the exact same jokes or variations of them, multiple times.

I've even heard variations that were completely different!
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: 1pLUs44 on September 14, 2008, 08:31:25 PM
May as well do what Ian5440 did beor it's too late :noid
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: ian5440 on September 14, 2008, 08:53:06 PM
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Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: ian5440 on September 14, 2008, 08:55:18 PM
Either the exact same jokes or variations of them, multiple times.

ditto, there was next to no difference between the first and 2nd

and the blonde ones wer dumb

but its not fair because im  not a fan of those type of jokes... i prefer funny ones  :D
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Meatwad on September 14, 2008, 08:58:35 PM
If the plane was overweight, how were they able to take off in the first place
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Rollins on September 14, 2008, 09:00:43 PM
If the plane was overweight, how were they able to take off in the first place

Obi-Wan, you musn't confuse the younglings with facts!


BTW Ian that avatard is epic.  :rofl
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Bodhi on September 14, 2008, 09:18:36 PM
so far I see that you do not like Mexicans.  That and a blonde shot you down.
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: CAP1 on September 15, 2008, 09:31:53 AM
DAM GUYS.......

at least he was trying. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Airscrew on September 15, 2008, 09:38:29 AM
so far I see that you do not like Mexicans.  That and a blonde shot you down.
:lol :lol

Neary, I heard those jokes over 35 years ago, they were funny when I was 10 or 11.

the title to your thread should have been "Some Pretty Funny jokes I heard from my friends on the playground today at recess..."
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Jackal1 on September 15, 2008, 11:14:24 AM
2.5, but let`s see what the Russian judge thinks.
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: tech9 on September 15, 2008, 05:21:58 PM

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--next joke---


there is plane that is going down.on that plane there is a frenchmen,japanese,and an american.

the pilot says we have too much wieght you are going to have to throw some things out.

the frenchmen throws out a ton of crossiants and says "we have too many of these in our country."

the japanese throws out a ton of fish and says"we have too many of these in our country."

the American says "we have too many of these in our country" and throws out a redneck that thinks jokes about peoples races are funny.

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Fixed :aok
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: Airscrew on September 15, 2008, 05:28:50 PM
Neary, see above for an example that with just a little extra work, something unfunny can be made funny..

 ;)
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: CAP1 on September 15, 2008, 05:48:58 PM
dudes......


he's apparently a kid.....and he's TRYING to be funny. so what if you've heard em before.

he could be on here complaining about ho's vulches, ace pilots, etc.

cut the kid a lil slack........... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: some pretty funny jokes i heard from my friends
Post by: RTR on September 15, 2008, 06:03:36 PM
No.

You typed them out so slowly that I lost interest and never really got to read them.

You need to type faster.

My time is valuable you know.

RTR