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Title: an oasis...
Post by: JB88 on September 17, 2008, 09:40:47 PM
things not allowed in this thread:

obama.
mccain.
palin.
biden.
government in general.
gun control
environmentalism
news
any topic that consumes more than 20% of the topics in the first 50 threads on this board.

what is allowed:

everything else.

note:  conversations about boobs are encouraged, but not mandatory.

next poster determines the initial topic of this thread.

enjoy this little oasis while it lasts.

 ;)

88

Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: AKIron on September 17, 2008, 09:42:59 PM
How 'bout those Cowboys.  :aok
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Hangtime on September 17, 2008, 09:45:06 PM
Obama and bidens environmentalism and anti gun control stance working it's way into government policy is not news to mccain and palin supporters.  

Did I get 'em all?
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: SPKmes on September 17, 2008, 09:47:08 PM
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Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Hangtime on September 17, 2008, 09:56:59 PM
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fixed.
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: SPKmes on September 17, 2008, 09:59:11 PM
fixed.

I hope you haven't over done it. It would be a shame to get this thread locked so early on. What do you think of my avatar... annoying isn't it. stupid flashy thing in my eyes each time I open up forums....
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Meatwad on September 17, 2008, 09:59:42 PM
Its never too late for WAFFLES

You know frozen pizza rolla are pretty tasty at 10pm
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Rollins on September 17, 2008, 10:32:49 PM
"Well, it’s a well-known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as: “The Pentavret” who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as “The Meadows.”

"So, who’s in this “Pentavret?”

"The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and- Colonel Sanders before he went teets up. Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. “Ooh you’re gonna buy my chicken, oooh…”

"Dad, how can you hate...The Colonel?"

"Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken which makes you crave it fortnightly, smartarse!!!"

Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: 1pLUs44 on September 17, 2008, 10:41:22 PM
I'm a random person off the streets, and I approve of this message.  :rock
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: SPKmes on September 17, 2008, 10:53:16 PM
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg234/spkmes/murderburger.jpg)
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Meatwad on September 17, 2008, 10:55:24 PM
I'm a random person at the computer, and I approve of a waffle with butter smothered in maple syrup
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: eagl on September 17, 2008, 11:01:16 PM
I'm a random person at the computer, and I approve of a waffle with butter smothered in maple syrup

Ewww.  I'm sure Waffle might object.  Not to the syrup mind you, but to the specific instance of your approval of said smothered condition.

Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Mustaine on September 17, 2008, 11:09:14 PM
Something August will miss living up north:

<angelic singing>

(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z125/JB73Mustaine/sign.jpg)


O I love her so, remind me of Mel's Diner and I am waited on by the slut that Flo is (though I always had the hots for Linda Lavin).
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: SPKmes on September 17, 2008, 11:14:43 PM
here you go meatwad. you just need to add your toppings
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg234/spkmes/keyboard-waffles.jpg)
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Meatwad on September 17, 2008, 11:14:56 PM
Ewww.  I'm sure Waffle might object.  Not to the syrup mind you, but to the specific instance of your approval of said smothered condition.



Maybe lightly drizzled then  :P

EDIT - WTF is that thing??  :huh
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: SPKmes on September 17, 2008, 11:18:41 PM


Clean can be funny.

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'

So he tied her up and went golfing.

*****************************************


A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'




********************************************


Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.



*************************************


A Polish immigrant went to the Dept of Transport to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters


'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

***********************************************


Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, 'I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.'

 'Thank God,' said an elderly nun at the back. 'I'm so tired of that altar wine. �

********************************************


A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen
to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'

The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

***************************************************************


Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

 On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: SPKmes on September 17, 2008, 11:19:13 PM
Maybe lightly drizzled then  :P

EDIT - WTF is that thing??  :huh

it's a keyboard waffle
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Mustaine on September 17, 2008, 11:58:02 PM
A GREAT Idea for tonight!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EsQXaMqcpo)

Get Stoned/Wrecked/Drunk/High/ Tweaked/Bent/Cockeyed/euphoric/Hammered/Pissed/Sloshed/Lit

any or all above and tel me that tune doesn't make a cosmic connection  :aok :rock :devil

<EDIT> oh and the title is fitting too the way this thread has gone :D
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: WWhiskey on September 18, 2008, 12:36:27 AM
thank god for the oasis!
 (http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg229/WWhiskey/pilot-1.jpg)
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: DMBEAR on September 18, 2008, 12:57:43 AM
We really need to push my new invention.  The vagiment will someday be as prevalent as bottled water.
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: SD67 on September 18, 2008, 07:48:03 AM
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fixed.
hang... wtf is that thing poking down from the lower nether regions?
Something you're not telling us?
Is there another reason you're called "HANG"time? :lol
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Fulmar on September 18, 2008, 08:21:06 AM
(http://www.megatonik.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/oasis_band_08.jpg)
APPROVES
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Maniac on September 18, 2008, 09:44:04 AM
Imho Obama dont deserve to be the first black president. Or is he half black half white?
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2008, 05:42:19 PM
ME HUNGRY!  :cry
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: gwano on September 18, 2008, 06:20:18 PM
~
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: bsdaddict on September 18, 2008, 06:23:35 PM
how 'bout squeaking about kill stealing?  is that allowed here?
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Rollins on September 18, 2008, 06:39:01 PM
ME HUNGRY!  :cry

Might I suggest...

(http://www.bunrab.com/dailyfeed/dailyfeed_images_nov-06/df06_11-03_gritz.jpg)

A delicious bowl of grits?
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2008, 07:23:33 PM
I never did like grits that much. But I will enjoy a nice bowl of flavored oatmeal though
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Rollins on September 18, 2008, 07:27:24 PM
So the heresy is not limited to rejection of the sausage pizza... :noid
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: gwano on September 18, 2008, 07:49:43 PM
Might I suggest...

(http://www.bunrab.com/dailyfeed/dailyfeed_images_nov-06/df06_11-03_gritz.jpg)

A delicious bowl of grits?


no!
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2008, 08:03:45 PM
I detest sausage pizza!

But grits I might eat
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: MrBill on September 18, 2008, 09:22:11 PM
Ta heck wit grits! 

Outta my smoker last weekend.

Forground: Buffalo pastrami.
Background: pork butt for pullin.

(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff21/tosk2/smokedmeat.jpg)
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: SD67 on September 18, 2008, 09:31:04 PM
Please excuse a question from the unenlightened... I've HEARD about them for years, but wtf are grits exactly?
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: vorticon on September 18, 2008, 09:36:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUsxR9UI75M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sTIzYTe70w
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: Meatwad on September 18, 2008, 10:15:12 PM
Please excuse a question from the unenlightened... I've HEARD about them for years, but wtf are grits exactly?

Grits needs to appear in this thread to answer that  :D
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: alskahawk on September 18, 2008, 10:19:21 PM
"Well, it’s a well-known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as: “The Pentavret” who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as “The Meadows.”

"So, who’s in this “Pentavret?”

"The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and- Colonel Sanders before he went teets up. Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. “Ooh you’re gonna buy my chicken, oooh…”

"Dad, how can you hate...The Colonel?"

"Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken which makes you crave it fortnightly, smartarse!!!"



 "Got a head like spootnik"
Title: Re: an oasis...
Post by: CAP1 on September 18, 2008, 10:51:38 PM
here's a link to a pretty humorous page. there's a pretty stupid/cool/funny video link too.
 :aok
http://www.dauntless-soft.com/PRODUCTS/Freebies/Humor/