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Title: IQ test...
Post by: trigger2 on September 21, 2008, 10:35:06 PM
I wish that in order to be a player of Aces High, you must pass an IQ test with above average IQ, and a basic WWII history test of the major planes.

This would help rid us of tards ;)

For example, earlier today in the DA I was flyin a mossy, got BnZ'd by a spixteen, and so I said to him "Nice trainer kill" and he went on and on about how good he was etc... (he wouldn't duel Hurri Mk I's though xD ) where he then proceeded to say how the spitfire is the only good plane, p38's can't fight and how they were the worst plane in WWII, and in order to fight they needed an 'escort' (he was looking for the term "wingman") where he then procceeded to say how he flew them in WWII (he then said he was about to get his driving permit xD )

tr1gg22 and I set him straight ;)
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: BnZ on September 21, 2008, 10:42:27 PM
Sounds like an idiot all right, but you started the dickering. Sure you want to make the fact an idiot got you public?  ;)
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: Rollins on September 21, 2008, 10:48:43 PM
For example, earlier today in the DA I was flyin a mossy, got BnZ'd by a spixteen

Fly higher next time.
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: stodd on September 21, 2008, 11:01:59 PM
Wish we had a  :aok smiley only with thumbs down and frowny face. Oh and trigger2 who was it.
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: trigger2 on September 22, 2008, 01:14:40 PM
Wish we had a  :aok smiley only with thumbs down and frowny face. Oh and trigger2 who was it.

Hmm

4- Members should post in a way that is respectful of other users and HTC. Flaming or abusing users is not tolerated.

Before I get started, just saying I'm using ThorAce as an example, not flaming or abusing him ;)

And now that I'm about to get started... I'm going to end :D
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: Denholm on September 22, 2008, 01:36:53 PM
Trigger, all those intelligent people would leave. This is due to no longer being able to share from their banks of superior knowledge of WWII aviation or overall WWII. Of course you knew the only reason they're here is to educate us and show us what puny squeakers we truly are? ;)
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: trigger2 on September 22, 2008, 02:41:36 PM
Trigger, all those intelligent people would leave. This is due to no longer being able to share from their banks of superior knowledge of WWII aviation or overall WWII. Of course you knew the only reason they're here is to educate us and show us what puny squeakers we truly are? ;)

Okay okay...
Can we at least get the stupid ones to not have the ability to fly (Unless it's in a mosquito ;) That's an excellent plane IMO...) or at least semi-mute there text privlidges? :D
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: Spikes on September 22, 2008, 02:51:43 PM
Then you'd get a bunch of people on the boards asking for answers etc ;)
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: BaldEagl on September 22, 2008, 03:01:50 PM
What's the best plane?

 :noid
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: ImADot on September 22, 2008, 03:20:40 PM
I wish that in order to be a player of Aces High, you must pass an IQ test with above average IQ, and a basic WWII history test of the major planes.

Where do I turn in my wings? 

I'd pass the IQ portion of your requirements, but my knowledge of WWII planes is a bit lacking.  Is it a P-40 "Warhawk" or is it a "Warhammer" :O ?  Zeke, Zero, Charlie, Dora, Bernie, Betty, Bunnie, Sunny... what the heck are all the nicknames of all the planes anyway?  I don't know and I don't care; I just want to fly them and have fun.

Personally, I think people should take an IQ test and pass a series of interviews before they can reproduce.
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: trigger2 on September 22, 2008, 06:49:58 PM
Where do I turn in my wings? 

I'd pass the IQ portion of your requirements, but my knowledge of WWII planes is a bit lacking.  Is it a P-40 "Warhawk" or is it a "Warhammer" :O ? 

Warhawk, also known as the kittyhawk.

This test wouldn't mean knowing the planes, but at least knowing the difference between "escort" and "wingman" xD
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: ImADot on September 22, 2008, 07:34:50 PM
"Warhammer"...the new MMORPG from the creators of Dark Age of Camelot  :D

...I shall find a wingman and we will fly escort for your bombers.  Can I have my wings back?   :P
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: Latrobe on September 22, 2008, 08:53:16 PM
where he then proceeded to say how the spitfire is the only good plane, p38's can't fight and how they were the worst plane in WWII

I'd PAY to see him fight any member of the SAPP!  :lol
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: Anaxogoras on September 22, 2008, 08:57:55 PM
Fly higher next time.

Spend any time in the DA?  I go there occasionally before an FSO to practice in a ride I'm not used to, and you routinely see guys coming into the furball lake at 20k ft.  No joke. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: trigger2 on September 22, 2008, 11:13:24 PM
...I shall find a wingman and we will fly escort for your bombers.  Can I have my wings back?   :P

Well, only if you can tell me what the square root of pi * 3 is...

Little tip, it's equal to the square root of pi * 3 ;)

Here's something to make you laugh while you punch this problem out on your calculator :D

(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr40/Stargater_2010/Motivational%20Posters/motivational-posters-funny-07.jpg)
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: Hazard69 on September 23, 2008, 06:49:10 AM
Umm.......x = 5 (didn't even need no stinking calculator for that) :aok
And the suqare root of pi cubed is pi times square root of pi......  :D :P
So whats my IQ then? :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: ImADot on September 23, 2008, 08:48:53 AM
Your IQ is obviously too high, because you actually answered the question.   ;)

I'm still giggling at the picture where they answered the question by circling the letter X because they found it on the diagram.  :lol
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: Hazard69 on September 23, 2008, 11:33:38 PM
 :O :O OMG! :O :O

My IQ may be too high, but my eyesight must be crap........completely missed the "Here it is" bit... :rofl :rofl :rofl
Nice one that! :lol
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: trotter on September 24, 2008, 01:21:39 AM
Furball lake needs puffy ack for all players above 5k.
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: BarryBD on September 24, 2008, 09:02:33 AM
Furball lake needs puffy ack for all players above 5k.

LOL, fields are at 6K :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: IQ test...
Post by: Denholm on September 24, 2008, 09:34:08 AM
It worked in H2H. Yes.... We spawned and started getting shelled.