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Title: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: TwentyFo on September 25, 2008, 11:18:08 AM
THIS IS CRAZY!!!

As we told you earlier this month, the National Enquirer was reporting that Republican VP nominee, Sarah Palin, had an affair with her husband's former business partner.

In fact, the guy that Palin was accused of having an affair with, even filed an EMERGENCY motion to have his divorce records sealed in Alaska!!!!

Yea, because that's not suspicious right?

John McCain's camp even threatened legal action for the Enquirer meddling. But that didn't stop them, thankfully.

So what did the Enquirer discover?

That Palin did have an affair with an individual named Brad Hanson!!! That's her husband's former business partner.

They were both married at the time. And according to reports, three members of Hanson's family have already sworn - one by affidavit - that Palin and Hanson were having an extramarital affair!

Hanson owned a snowmobile dealership along with Palin's hubby, Todd, who got rid of the partnership after hearing stories about the affair, which allegedly took place back in 1996.

And, despite denials from Palin and Hanson, Jim Burdett, a Hanson family insider, has opened up about the family's secret and even passed a rigorous polygraph test in an effort to reveal the truth - that the affair did take place.

Burdett says, “I’ve known about Brad having had an affair for a long time, but it wasn’t until just recently that I learned his affair was with Sarah Palin. Sarah was elected mayor of Wasilla, Brad became a city council member in the nearby town of Palmer, and they started an affair. Todd found out about the affair and was so mad he broke up their partnership at the snowmobile dealership.”

Another source, who's remaining anonymous but has given a sworn affidavit as well, is saying, “Todd was away on business a lot and Sarah felt lonely. Brad was a good listener, and Sarah talked to him at length. Eventually, she real­ized she was falling in love with him. When Todd got back from one of his trips, Sarah told him that she had begun to have feelings for Brad.”

CRAZY!!!!

Wonder how the McCain camp is going to try and cover this up?

Cindy McCain better watch out. Palin might try to take her husband as well!

-from perezhilton.com

I bet it's true. This is getting better everyday. Palin to me has that adulterer look in her eye. With her husband away....she was looking for someone to take away here loneliness. What do you guys think?
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Donzo on September 25, 2008, 11:21:00 AM
And this (if ture) is important, why?



Didn't Obama himself say that families were off limits?




I missed the -from perezhilton.com..... :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: bongaroo on September 25, 2008, 11:21:53 AM
Using conservative or liberal biased "news" sources is one thing; A tabloid as your "news" source is just on a completely new level of dumb.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Elfie on September 25, 2008, 11:23:04 AM
You are quoting the National Enquirer?   :rofl

Do tell, what exactly is that adulterer look in her eye?

I believe this one has been debunked elsewhere already.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Fulmar on September 25, 2008, 11:23:08 AM
Amazing that people thought Bill Clinton was a good president...
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: kamilyun on September 25, 2008, 11:23:58 AM
First thing my wife said when she saw Palin at the convention:  Any woman wearing that much makeup is hiding something.

So this doesn't surprise me one bit    ;)
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: WilldCrd on September 25, 2008, 11:24:39 AM
Honestly this rates about a 9.5 on my "dont give-a-crapometer"
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: FrodeMk3 on September 25, 2008, 11:24:58 AM
And this (if ture) is important, why?



Didn't Obama himself say that families were off limits?




I missed the -from perezhilton.com..... :rolleyes:

Argh, the Enquirer. How many bigfoot sightings' so far? Not to mention Elvis...

Besides, if this affair was so bad, why didn't the Palins' divorce?
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: JAGED on September 25, 2008, 11:25:45 AM
(http://poorbritney.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/necover-167.jpg)
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Elfie on September 25, 2008, 11:26:41 AM
Quote
A tabloid as your "news" source is just on a completely new level of dumb.

So true.  :rofl
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Twister2 on September 25, 2008, 11:27:12 AM
Didn't the enquirer state the affair was with an alien? Or was that last months issue?
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Donzo on September 25, 2008, 11:28:02 AM
The Enquirer was right about the John Edwards thing....just sayin
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Denholm on September 25, 2008, 11:29:27 AM
Wow, still can't find anything bad about someone who has a 90% approval rating in her home state? Amazing...

Might as well switch out the candidates. Make John McCain the VP while Sarah takes the Presidential ticket.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Chalenge on September 25, 2008, 11:29:53 AM
So your saying theres a chance! YES!  :aok
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Joker on September 25, 2008, 11:32:35 AM


a new all time record for absurd OP's   :rock

Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Tac on September 25, 2008, 11:34:20 AM
and this has what exactly to do about her qualifications to be vice president?


that she had an affair? pfft. Kennedy had several and the beatch is still hailed as the best president ever. Clinton had BJs in the white house and people still say he was awesome.


Hence, I say, elect the most sexed up candidate. They got good track records.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Rollins on September 25, 2008, 11:36:00 AM
In other news, pre-production of Roadhouse II: Electric Boogaloo has been canceled.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Hornet33 on September 25, 2008, 11:38:15 AM
Kinda funny how the pro Obama camp goes to sources like the National Inquirer for their dirt while the anti Obama camp mearly goes to his voting record for all the dirt we need. :rofl
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: TwentyFo on September 25, 2008, 11:38:59 AM
In other news, pre-production of Roadhouse II: Electric Boogaloo has been canceled.

I actually own Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo. It is by far the best break dancing movie I've ever seen. Have you seen it?
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Ripsnort on September 25, 2008, 11:40:17 AM
Appears to be a drive-by by Twentyfo. No deaths, a couple wounded. Area secured.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: CAP1 on September 25, 2008, 11:43:29 AM
yaknow.......it used to be funny watching some like you grasp onto anything you could to put down a candidate you don't like.
now, however, it is soooo far beyond that, that i think pitiful cannot even describe asssholes like you :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: TwentyFo on September 25, 2008, 11:44:24 AM
(http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/9312/palinaffairoptuy9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Denholm on September 25, 2008, 11:46:11 AM
Yawn.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: FrodeMk3 on September 25, 2008, 11:47:45 AM
yaknow.......it used to be funny watching some like you grasp onto anything you could to put down a candidate you don't like.
now, however, it is soooo far beyond that, that i think pitiful cannot even describe asssholes like you :rolleyes:

It looks' more like some light trolling on 24's part...I wouldn't have bypassed the language filter on this one, myself...
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: TwentyFo on September 25, 2008, 11:48:54 AM
yaknow.......it used to be funny watching some like you grasp onto anything you could to put down a candidate you don't like.
now, however, it is soooo far beyond that, that i think pitiful cannot even describe asssholes like you :rolleyes:

I'm just speaking the truth. I want you to calm down first.....ok. Now you need to realize that everything you've learned in your life is wrong. Why is it wrong? Cause I said so. Take a few minutes and let that sink in.......Now take everything that you originally thought was right, divide that by 2 and subtract 3. Bingo...I have enlightened you to the truths of this world.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Donzo on September 25, 2008, 11:50:58 AM
I'm just speaking the truth. I want you to calm down first.....ok. Now you need to realize that everything you've learned in your life is wrong. Why is it wrong? Cause I said so. Take a few minutes and let that sink in.......Now take everything that you originally thought was right, divide that by 2 and subtract 3. Bingo...I have enlightened you to the truths of this world.


OK, you are retarded.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: JAGED on September 25, 2008, 11:51:05 AM
Now take everything that you originally thought was right, divide that by 2 and subtract 3. Bingo...I have enlightened you to the truths of this world.

Not unless you get 42 as an answer!  :D
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: TwentyFo on September 25, 2008, 11:52:49 AM

OK, you are retarded.

Take that statement divide it by 5 this time and subtract 4. Fixed.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Denholm on September 25, 2008, 11:53:03 AM

OK, you are retarded.
What do you expect from tree huggin' hippies?
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: JAGED on September 25, 2008, 11:54:18 AM
Take that statement divide it by 5 this time and subtract 4. Fixed.

Nope, still not 42...  :D
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Donzo on September 25, 2008, 11:55:43 AM
Take that statement divide it by 5 this time and subtract 4. Fixed.

How does one divided a statement by a number?  Is this that new math or something?

Do I count the number of characters (including/not including spaces) and divide that by 5?

Is it the number of words...the number of syllables?  What?
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Bodhi on September 25, 2008, 11:56:08 AM
This has got to be the most retarded post, ever.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: TwentyFo on September 25, 2008, 11:56:15 AM
What do you expect from tree huggin' hippies?

Denholm, now you have stepped over the line. I'm very insulted by that remark. So insulted that you have forced me to change my avatar. I expect your apology soon. :mad:
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: JAGED on September 25, 2008, 11:57:03 AM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-math-expand.jpg)
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Charon on September 25, 2008, 11:57:30 AM
Well, this is how Obama became an Illinois Senator, with help from the Chicago Tribune in that case and "7 of 9". Can't blame him for trying, I suppose -- it's the Chicago Way.

Charon

Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: TwentyFo on September 25, 2008, 11:57:42 AM
How does one divided a statement by a number?  Is this that new math or something?

Do I count the number of characters (including/not including spaces) and divide that by 5?

Is it the number of words...the number of syllables?  What?

Think about it, you will figure it out. I shouldn't have to tell you. It could take you minutes or a whole lifetime to get it. But once you get it you will be enlightened.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: FrodeMk3 on September 25, 2008, 11:58:22 AM
This has got to be the most retarded post, ever.

It's actually been a pretty good fishing trip, it seems...
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: SkyRock on September 25, 2008, 11:58:53 AM
Religious wacko nut job soccer moms need strange too! :aok
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: CAP1 on September 25, 2008, 11:59:01 AM
It looks' more like some light trolling on 24's part...I wouldn't have bypassed the language filter on this one, myself...

yea, you're probably right. i just get po'd when i see this stuff.
i almost wish they could creat a politics only forum, so we could go back to our normal threads in here, rather than have a zillion political ones.
 to top that off? i logged into mw the other night, and what do i see on open channel? jfk and someone else talking about this crap.
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: SkyRock on September 25, 2008, 12:01:10 PM
The Enquirer was right about the John Edwards thing....just sayin
hey they get stuff right every now and then,  he wasnt the first they nailed, and wont be the last. :aok
Title: Re: Add Adulterer to Palin's Resume
Post by: Denholm on September 25, 2008, 12:03:08 PM
yea, you're probably right. i just get po'd when i see this stuff.
i almost wish they could creat a politics only forum, so we could go back to our normal threads in here, rather than have a zillion political ones.
 to top that off? i logged into mw the other night, and what do i see on open channel? jfk and someone else talking about this crap.
No worries, just a month to go.