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Title: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Creton on September 26, 2008, 03:42:00 AM
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as
long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the
rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals
should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education,
or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by
coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes you wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?
 
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: h338 on September 26, 2008, 03:47:29 AM
YOU SIR...ARE FRIGGEN INSANE!!!  :furious
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Xargos on September 26, 2008, 03:47:57 AM
It's been a hell of a long time since I've seen you post Creton.
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Stalwart on September 26, 2008, 03:49:40 AM
 :aok Creton!~   I'm voting Democrat because I have years of pent up guilt for being white and successful.
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: AquaShrimp on September 26, 2008, 03:59:12 AM
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as
long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the
rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals
should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education,
or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by
coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes you wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?
 


You are very good at propoganda. I see that your 8th grade education serves you well.
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Serenity on September 26, 2008, 04:10:04 AM
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as
long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the
rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals
should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education,
or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by
coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes you wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?
 


Oh yes, we Republicans are pure evil for thinking otherwise!!!
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Eagler on September 26, 2008, 04:57:42 AM
I'm voting Democrat because now I do not want to be labeled a racist by the elite left
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: SD67 on September 26, 2008, 05:02:18 AM
:rofl creton!
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Getback on September 26, 2008, 05:56:57 AM
I'm voting democrat because I want to wait in long lines when I'm sick.
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: mbailey on September 26, 2008, 06:03:21 AM
 :salute Creton
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Sixpence on September 26, 2008, 07:02:46 AM
I'm voting republican, because if we give them another eight years of total control, they're bound to get it right this time ;)
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Jackal1 on September 26, 2008, 07:08:33 AM
I`m voting dumocrat because this candidate stands for the closest thing this country will ever see to communism without outright being labeled as such. We have all seen the pure Utopia that exists in countries with such governing bodies and tactics and I want us all to be able to enjoy the rewards. The wars we have fought through history to combat such governments and tactics surely must have been mistakes.
Another reason I am voting dumocrat is that I believe the constitution of the U.S. is a frivolous piece of parchment that can never work.
I believe the government knows what`s best for us all and has way more wisdom than we can ever acquire as individuals. We need to turn all of our decisions on how we live our lives over to the government. We are just not capable or intelligent enough to do so for ourselves.
The Messiah, YoMomaBama, in his infinite wisdom, realizes that gun ownership by individuals in this country will only cause confusion and hard feelings amongst the masses when it comes time for the storm troopers to direct you to the trains.
What`s not to like?
A VW in every driveway is enough  for me.
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: TwentyFo on September 26, 2008, 08:03:01 AM
I'm voting Democrat because now I do not want to be labeled a racist by the elite left

Since when is being elite a bad thing?

Let's see we want elite pilots to fly our airplanes. We want elite doctors to operate on our children. We want elite businessmen running our corporations. However, we don't want an elite president? Of course... we want someone who is just like you and I to run our country; Someone "we can have a beer with."

Someone elected to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world should be considered elite. The job of being POTUS is not for the Joe Schmo's of this world.
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: avionix on September 26, 2008, 08:05:04 AM
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You are very good at propoganda. I see that your 8th grade education serves you well.

Why do you keep resorting to personal attacks.  You and MORAY37 are constantly bashing people for their beliefs.  As I told MORAY in another thread.  Obviously your liberal higher education does not necessarily mean you are more tolerant and accepting of other people regardless of their beliefs.  You two have to stop.  
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Mojava on September 26, 2008, 08:06:06 AM
 8 more years of the same....you guys are funny.  Hey who sends out all these right wingo emails that you guys keep posting up?  
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Jappa52 on September 26, 2008, 09:30:57 AM
Since when is being elite a bad thing?

Let's see we want elite pilots to fly our airplanes. We want elite doctors to operate on our children. We want elite businessmen running our corporations. However, we don't want an elite president? Of course... we want someone who is just like you and I to run our country; Someone "we can have a beer with."

Someone elected to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world should be considered elite. The job of being POTUS is not for the Joe Schmo's of this world.

You are confusing elite for professional… 

Professional – conforming to the standards of skill, competence, or character normally expected of a properly qualified and experienced person in a work environment.

Elite – a small group of people within a larger group who have more power, social standing, wealth, or talent than the rest of the group.

You have to earn the right to call yourself a professional but people can be born in to social standing, wealth and power none of which means they are any more qualified that you or I.  Talent can come from all walks of life and when you set one group on a pedestal you cut out all others.  The term ruling elite makes me think of a monarchy and that is not what this countries about.

What makes American great is that it doesn’t matter what your background is, if you are determined enough you can achieve anything.  To think otherwise only holds you back.
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: BnZ on September 26, 2008, 09:40:20 AM
Everyone who voted Republican/Democrat in the last election will be voting the same this election, except for Armstrong Williams and a few others who are voting Democrat/voting at all for the first time because Obama is nominally "Black".

Republican voters will continue to ignore the fact that the Republicans do not in fact live up to the values expressed by the original poster, that Republicans are for example, quite explicit in their plans to allow more immigrants into the United States and that Republicans have succeeded in growing the Federal government ad government spending to unprecedented levels.

Democratic voters will continue to ignore the fact that Democrats have an awful track record for keeping this country out of wars, and that their party is in fact the "Greater Evil".  :devil
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: WWhiskey on September 26, 2008, 10:22:13 AM
Since when is being elite a bad thing?

Let's see we want elite pilots to fly our airplanes. We want elite doctors to operate on our children. We want elite businessmen running our corporations. However, we don't want an elite president? Of course... we want someone who is just like you and I to run our country; Someone "we can have a beer with."

Someone elected to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world should be considered elite. The job of being POTUS is not for the Joe Schmo's of this world.
exactly   (snickers a little bit) why wouldn't we want  a royal family too? that's what is wrong with this country, a bunch of Joe schmo's started it! why on earth did we ever break away from those elitist Brit's?
oh wait , i know , we want the best most qualified, to fly our planes, and run our business,
i don't want to go to some doctor that thinks he is better than me, i want him to be a good doctor!
 i don't want someone in government who thinks he knows whats best for me, i want one that will do my bidding,
 most elitist snobs will have better things to do than that, unless there is gain in it for them!!
   might be a difference, by definition, in elite and elitist.
 Clinton was a good ol boy who you could go have a beer with, and by most accounts he was one of the most popular presidents in the last20 years! i even liked him, his only real messup was lieing to the people, but it was just about sex with an intern :aok or was it?
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: lazs2 on September 26, 2008, 10:26:35 AM
How bout the "change"?   you should vote for someone who never once voted differently than ted kennedy has for the last 50 years.    well.. except when he voted "present".

lazs
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: bongaroo on September 26, 2008, 10:37:47 AM
Vote Independent.  duh.
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Eagler on September 26, 2008, 12:26:26 PM
Since when is being elite a bad thing?

Let's see we want elite pilots to fly our airplanes. We want elite doctors to operate on our children. We want elite businessmen running our corporations. However, we don't want an elite president? Of course... we want someone who is just like you and I to run our country; Someone "we can have a beer with."

Someone elected to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world should be considered elite. The job of being POTUS is not for the Joe Schmo's of this world.

LOL
my point was bout being called a racist .. but you knew that ....just couldn't argue against it so you nit picked something irrelevant ..typical lefty
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: MORAY37 on September 26, 2008, 12:34:13 PM
You are confusing elite for professional… 

Professional – conforming to the standards of skill, competence, or character normally expected of a properly qualified and experienced person in a work environment.

Elite – a small group of people within a larger group who have more power, social standing, wealth, or talent than the rest of the group.

You have to earn the right to call yourself a professional but people can be born in to social standing, wealth and power none of which means they are any more qualified that you or I.  Talent can come from all walks of life and when you set one group on a pedestal you cut out all others.  The term ruling elite makes me think of a monarchy and that is not what this countries about.

What makes American great is that it doesn’t matter what your background is, if you are determined enough you can achieve anything.  To think otherwise only holds you back.

:huh
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: TwentyFo on September 26, 2008, 02:33:25 PM
LOL
my point was bout being called a racist .. but you knew that ....just couldn't argue against it so you nit picked something irrelevant ..typical lefty

Hey dudes, being elite and being elitist are two entirely different things. Elite can mean the best or most skilled members of a group. Elitist is a characteristic of or resembling a snob. Eagler said "elite" and I called him out on it. If he said elitist I would have said nothing. Eagler sorry I know the difference between elite and elitist.

Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Eagler on September 26, 2008, 03:24:54 PM
Hey dudes, being elite and being elitist are two entirely different things. Elite can mean the best or most skilled members of a group. Elitist is a characteristic of or resembling a snob. Eagler said "elite" and I called him out on it. If he said elitist I would have said nothing. Eagler sorry I know the difference between elite and elitist.



still avoiding the issue I see ... carry on
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: Angus on September 27, 2008, 07:09:58 AM
I'm not voting cos I'm not from the USA :D
Not sure if I'd vote at all this time if allowed :D
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: uptown on September 27, 2008, 07:24:34 AM
i'm going to get drunk on election day because you dorks think you're talking about 2 different parties. The government has been screwing us our whole lifes, no matter whos in the white house.
wake up and go for a 3rd party canidate....you sheeple :furious
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: bongaroo on September 27, 2008, 08:45:45 AM
i'm going to get drunk on election day because you dorks think you're talking about 2 different parties. The government has been screwing us our whole lifes, no matter whos in the white house.
wake up and go for a 3rd party canidate....you sheeple :furious

wait a minute.  Someone like rox or some other brainwashed goon for the republicans or democrats will be along to tell us we're voting for "crackpots" or something.

keep up the good fight uptown! 
Title: Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
Post by: 442w30 on September 27, 2008, 10:04:30 AM
I'm voting Democrat because I want my country to be liked by everyone!!   

But what if someone still doesn't like us. What if the message of fearless leader isn't absorbed by everyone and we are attacked like on 9/11? Who will defend us?  If America turns into a cowering nation that simply tries to get everyone to like us no matter what THAT costs, there will be no one to help us!  Well maybe we can get help from our new friends in Iran after our fearless leader, Neville Chamberlain is elected. 

Maybe our fearless leader will even be able to engineer the second Holocaust after making friends with those respectable visionaries in Iran. 

I get a tingle up my leg when I think of these things...