Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SPKmes on October 02, 2008, 04:00:06 PM
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Two Aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.'
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.' The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.
Half an hour passed. When the young alien finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his noodle over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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My god that was HILARIOUS! :rofl Where did you get that, e-mail? :rock
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:aok :D
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I like dirty jokes!
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A penguin's car breaks down in the middle of the desert. He takes it to a repair shop and inquires how long it would take to get it fixed. The mechanic says, "It'll be an hour."
The penguin asks the mechanic, "Ok, so what is there to do in this town?"
The mechanic told the penguin, "Not much, but there's an ice cream shop down the road." So the penguin went and got some vanilla ice cream. However, due to the fact that the penguin only has flippers, he had difficulty controlling the ice cream cone. He ended up getting it all over himself. When he was finished, he went back to the auto repair shop.
The penguin walks in. The mechanic says, "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin replies, "No, it's just ice cream."
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My god that was HILARIOUS! :rofl Where did you get that, e-mail? :rock
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