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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SKYGUNS on October 16, 2008, 11:13:40 PM
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They turn me on :aok
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a little bird..
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up jumped the monkey
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a little bird..
with yellow bill?
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with yellow bill?
flew in upon..
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my window sill
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I lured him in..
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With a piece of bread
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And then I crushed
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Make them stop. Make them stop! :D
I still have nighmares from basic. There were many young lads that couldn't carry a tune (or know their left from their right feet for that matter) to save their lives!
Then to put a real kick in the butt, 11 years later I had to listen to them all over again for 22 weeks in the police academy.
In my old age, I'll settle for some Chopin or the B.S.O. (Boston Symphony Orchestra) any day.
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And then I crushed
His Freaking Head!!
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but then he woke
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His Freaking Head!!
"freakin" huh...
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"freakin" huh...
hey. it's da O'Club. I'm supposed ta keep it 'clean'.
under the circumstances and considering the venue, everybody did pretty well so far.
;)
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Make them stop. Make them stop! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANUg_XemLvc
Arrrrgggghhhh
:D
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Bronk, it was more like this.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxrmr4nJgqA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxrmr4nJgqA)
I still shudder when I hear it. :D
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I got article 15'd for this one.. picture 60 men crumping down the battalion street at 5:45am doing this little ditty:
CALL: I don't wanna be an airborne ranger..
COMEBACK: same
CALL: **** the army and screw the danger.
COMEBACK: same
CALL: Re UP?
"HELL NO!"
CALL: hook UP?
"HELL NO!"
CALL: I don't wanna be an airborne ranger..
etc.
Seems the battalion commander, a bird; had the majors butt, who had the captains butt, and he in turn chewed my butt and 15'd me for it. Top wasn't pleased looking either when I came outta the captains office; but I found out later that the cadre were laughing their butts off over it and Top made sure the extra duty was a cherry pick guard mount for 14 days.
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but then he woke
and pooh'ed on my head
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Bronk, it was more like this.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxrmr4nJgqA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxrmr4nJgqA)
I still shudder when I hear it. :D
One of the greatest cadences ever.
I'm such a cadence dork I have 2 cd's of it in the car and still listen to them.
Anyone know how this one goes?
Okinawa, Okinawa fying pan.
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You deserved a month of KP for that Hang. Pots & pans for you!
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" I don't know but I've been told....Alaskan kitty (<-- slight edit) is mighty cold!"
"I wish all the ladies, were pies on a shelf, and if I was the baker, I'd eat 'em all myself!"
"I wish all the ladies, were bricks in a pile, and if I were the mason, I'd lay 'em all in style!"
Courtesy of the USAF circa 1985. :aok
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How about our Marching Cadence, we got a Supirior at our state festival (which is the video). Show is Back To Broadway. http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=7496080 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=7496080)
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"I knew a girl from Klamath Falls ..
..she had ***'s like basketballs."
(circa 1972, Lackland AFB)
My apologies to the ladies, but .. at oh-dark-thirty marchin with a buncha kids just outta hi-school ..
..it was funny :)
There were others.
-GE aka Frank
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Best one right here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
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We had one guy who was the worst marcher you ever saw. I still remember his name, "Terry". We used to put him on Dorm Guard when we had to march in public. The brothers were the best. After all, it aint much different from dancing.
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"the moral of the story is said"
"to get a little head you have to use some bread"
What sucks is I do this for a living and we had a new policy enacted: No cadences or jodies that use inappropriate language or bash any sister services.
That pretty much depleted my repitar. (SP)
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My MTI didn't do jody's. The only time we did is when our section supervisor, a LARGE phillipino Master Sargent, and we weren't sure what to do at first when started belting out jodies about road-guards.
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What sucks is I do this for a living and we had a new policy enacted: No cadences or jodies that use inappropriate language or bash any sister services.
ROFL .. so 'they' limit enthusiasm for those going into the *armed* forces of our nation because it may offend someone.
How thin-skinned *is* that?
Heaven forbid someone should ..*shoot* ..in their general direction!!
Why .. I would bet if they had been at Da Nang during Tet (among many other places and times)
..they would have *complained* .. a LOT!!
-rolls eyes-
Whatever happened to 'SUCK IT UP and GET OUT OF MY OFFICE DOGMEAT!'
(heard that blast thru the barracks more than once during basic)
-GE
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ROFL .. so 'they' limit enthusiasm for those going into the *armed* forces of our nation because it may offend someone.
How thin-skinned *is* that?
Heaven forbid someone should ..*shoot* ..in their general direction!!
Why .. I would bet if they had been at Da Nang during Tet (among many other places and times)
..they would have *complained* .. a LOT!!
-rolls eyes-
Whatever happened to 'SUCK IT UP and GET OUT OF MY OFFICE DOGMEAT!'
(heard that blast thru the barracks more than once during basic)
-GE
Yep, pretty sad. I don't know if its the same in the other branches but, the USAF is definitely trying to keep some of the moms happy. In private things were far from PC but, in public, things were toned down quite a bit. None of the trainees seemed to mind it, most thought it was BS too.
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We had a Company Commander back in Germany,(1983, 1984), He couldn't call cadence worth a damn. It became insidious, then he would yell "grenade", and we all had to put bellybutton to the blast. There were a few seargents in the battalion that knew cadence. Vietnam vets, and wearing drill Sgt insignia. No longer drill Sgt's of course. None the less it was a fantastic experience to be in the TOW Platoon Combat Support Company 2nd Battallion 22nd Infantry 4th Brigade 4th Division United States Regular Army infantry.
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This one is from AOCS circa 1987
Sittin' at school and talkin' to joe
Got nothin' to do no where to go.
Navy recruiter came to me.
Asked me what I wanted to be.
He said 'do you wanna be brave and bold?'
'And do you want those wings of gold?'
He got me drunk on some wine.
And made me sign the bottom line.
He put me in a barber chair.
I turned around I had no hair.
He put a rifle in my hand.
And made me run through the sand.
(after graduation)
Well now I am brave and bold.
And now I wear those wings of gold.
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i've never seen or heard of an officer calling cadence.
new army.
go figure.
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Repeat back after each line. To be used at the double time by the four count. This one I heard from some other schmo's while in boot camp.
i've got a girlfriend
she's got no arms and legs
all she has are hooks and pegs
but i'll do almost anything
to keep her alive yeah
she's got a tv
it's called an ekg
but i'll do almost anything
to keep her alive yeah
one day i played a joke
i pulled her plug to watch her choke
but i'll do almost anything
to keep her alive yeah
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the prettiest girl i ever saw
was sippin bourbon thur a straw
i picked her up
i laid her down
her long blond hair laid
all around
i stuck it in, i pulled it out
it felt so good, i let out a shout!
now i have a mother-n-law
and 14 kids that call me pa..............ooohrahhhhhhh h!
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Obie that makes me shudder too. I got out of the regular army infantry almost a quarter century ago. I was not a marine, just a soldier for the US Army. What suckers we were!!!!! :O
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oh-hell, oh-hell rock and roll,
the sound of the cannons moves the soul
but I was always ready to go,
so early in the morning
Up in the morning out of the rack,
greeted by a mortar attack,
my buddies lying blown in half
so early in the morning
They come to get the KIA
the families want the bodies returned
but we got drunk and had 'em burned
so early in the morning
I don't think i'll understand
this taking of a foreign land
the killing of my brother man
so early in the morning
Abridged version
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I don't know why I left,
but I know I've done wrong
and it won't be long
Till I, Till I, Till I
Get on back home
Dress it right and cover down
forty inches all around
and it won't be long
Till I, Till I, Till I
Get on back home
Nine to the front and six to the rear,
That's the way we do it here
and it wont be long
Till I, Till I, Till I
get on back home
Ain't no sense in looking down
Ain't no discharge on the gournd
and it wont be long
Till I, Till I, Till I
get on back home
This one can go on forever
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i've never seen or heard of an officer calling cadence.
new army.
go figure.
Still don't, maybe in training we did but never in the real world.
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i've never seen or heard of an officer calling cadence.
new army.
go figure.
No NCO I know would let that happen. Must be the new Army :cry
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No officers call cadence when I am around. Oh, the humanity when the NCO Corps no longer calls cadence. It must be the Air Force, PLEASE tell me it was the Air Force
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Relax Sarge.
You KNOW it must've been those Air Force types.
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from back in 77/78
Airborne Ranger was a hell of a man!
Walked through the bar with his ***k in his hand!
***t on the table and pissed on the floor.
Then wiped his bellybutton with a "44."
Lined a hundred women up against the wall.
Bet a hundred bucks he could ***k them all.
*****d 98 till his ***k turned blue.
Up-chucked, jammed up, ****d the other two.
When he died he went to hell.
*****d the devil's wife and his daughter as well.
On his tombstone it was carved in green:
Here lies a human ****ING MACHINE
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No officers call cadence when I am around. Oh, the humanity when the NCO Corps no longer calls cadence. It must be the Air Force, PLEASE tell me it was the Air Force
We called cadence all the time in USAF. We were very good marchers due to our superior Intellects and the fact we had "soul".
And living in air conditioned coed dorms left us relaxed and fit for a days march. But no, only NCOs called cadence.
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Nice one Heater :lol Man, I haven't heard some of these since Basic, but I still remember all the words.