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Title: Which is faster?
Post by: Ghosth on October 19, 2008, 08:21:40 AM
Which is faster to unload. A truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of squeekers?

Squeekers of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Die Squeekers DIE!
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: NHawk on October 19, 2008, 08:24:19 AM
You've just been demoted to one post per day for the next 3 months.  ;)
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: Max on October 19, 2008, 08:37:59 AM
Ghosth you been hittin the Lutefisk Akavit again?  :devil
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: SmokinLoon on October 19, 2008, 09:16:31 AM
Actually... it would be easiest to just tip the box or park on an incline and have the bowling balls roll out.  No physical activity needed.

Oh... and make you're not calling the kettle black.   ;) 
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: thndregg on October 19, 2008, 09:24:39 AM
Which is faster to unload. A truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of squeekers?

Squeekers of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Die Squeekers DIE!

It must be geting bad when you, a trainer has something to say about the age/behavior of AH players.
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: Banshee7 on October 19, 2008, 10:52:24 AM
Ghosth has me scared now....I can see it now "Aces High Player (Male) Kills Twelve Children also Known to Play Aces high."
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: 442w30 on October 19, 2008, 12:15:42 PM
System: Ghosth has landed 12 kills of squeakers in a Deuce and a Half of 332nd. Flying Mongrels.

Ghosth also received 198 perk points and the several dozen offers to buy him a thank you beverage of his choice.
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: morfiend on October 19, 2008, 04:21:01 PM
 Why unload the truck at all???
Wouldn't it be easier to just drive it off a cliff??... :devil
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: NEARY on October 19, 2008, 06:30:58 PM
Which is faster to unload. A truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of squeekers?

Squeekers of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Die Squeekers DIE!
(http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr232/hunterneary/smileys/help.gif)

but seriously you are a trainer. If you say things like then no matter how hard you worked to become one you don't deserve it.
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: Bronk on October 19, 2008, 06:32:52 PM
(http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr232/hunterneary/smileys/help.gif)

but seriously you are a trainer. If you say things like then no matter how hard you worked to become one you don't deserve it.

What?? :huh
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: USRanger on October 19, 2008, 07:14:44 PM
Forgive Neary.  He is a squeaker lobbyist in Washington.
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: 715 on October 19, 2008, 07:52:36 PM
A trainer who despises his trainees.  Wonderful.
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: RMrider on October 19, 2008, 08:01:21 PM
Someone is fed up with squeekers and its not even summer time.  :lol
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: RMrider on October 19, 2008, 08:02:12 PM
woah double post.  :(

 :noid
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: BoSoxFan on October 19, 2008, 10:06:42 PM
A trainer who despises his trainees.  Wonderful.

Maybe if some of them didn't come in asking how do they fly or drive a "truck", have ghosth spend hours teaching them stuff, that would have only taken them thirty minutes to sit down and read in some of the help files, then a few days later have them cussing him and others out thinking they're hot toejam because they can take off. Iv seen it many times in the TA. They get off the ground then get on your six "check 6" you then not even waiting for a reply spraying you. Then when you ask then to stop you get a smart bellybutton kid saying "why it doesn't do anything". Then when you get fed up and turn once to get on their six then run in to the ground trying to shake you.


Instead of thinking he despises his trainees think of what he has to go through every time he logs on to the TA.
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: BaldEagl on October 19, 2008, 11:44:36 PM
Line the noobs up on a hill, drive the truck up, open the tailgate and let the bowling balls go.

Strike!

It might not be the fastest but definately more entertaining.
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: Ghosth on October 20, 2008, 07:19:11 AM
Because I initiated a bit of humor at someones expense does not mean I hate them.

Maybe I think they are just getting a bit big for their britches and needed to be taken down a peg.

Perhaps I was actually just in a wacky mood and decided to let that arrow forth to see where it would fall.
(And who else would remark on its passing)

Sigh

Very well, back to the PC correctness.
Title: Re: Which is faster?
Post by: JimmyC on October 20, 2008, 12:22:06 PM
just tell em to say "Hey Joe"on local channel when on the hotpad to get it to work
then we can all have a giggle at the Squeeks