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Title: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: TwentyFo on October 21, 2008, 06:27:45 PM
Hello, my name is TwentyFo and I'm looking for a personal assistant. I need someone who will always be at my side to run troops, bring me supplies, and any other thing that crosses my mind. You must change your name to 2FoJr. I am looking for someone who is a paid subscriber, but will consider a 2-weeker. You do not need a mic. If there is more than one applicant, I will consider having more than one assistant. PM me if you are interested. Thanks for your time  :aok


Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: falcon23 on October 21, 2008, 06:41:13 PM
SMOKEY23 not working out FO ya?? :rofl :rofl

                                                 :salute
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: TwentyFo on October 21, 2008, 06:47:19 PM
SMOKEY23 not working out FO ya?? :rofl :rofl

                                                 :salute

I need someone not affilitated with the squad so my squaddies don't steal my assistant for themselves. Think of it like the show Entourage. I am Ari and my assistant will be like Loyd.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Babalonian on October 21, 2008, 06:50:40 PM
What, no salary or benefits?
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: stodd on October 21, 2008, 07:18:03 PM
OOOO me! pick me!
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: John Curnutte on October 21, 2008, 07:23:29 PM
TwentyFour
                   
 As tempting as your offer may sound to newer folks , you have not offered to explain the assistant package and benefits , the duties required are sound but what is the payoff . what are the perks so to speak if you do not mind the pun . I salute your approach it is fresh and in keeping with the spirit of the game as it seems the applicant would learn his craft under an experienced eye of the master .
                                                                                              :salute Nutte :salute
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: bcadoo on October 22, 2008, 01:48:18 AM
sounds more like you're looking for a 'posse'
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Delirium on October 22, 2008, 01:52:57 AM
I sincerely hope this is a joke...
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Noir on October 22, 2008, 03:04:23 AM
I sincerely hope this is a joke...

I sincerely think it is not ! The man got an ego more inflated than a sex doll
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: PanosGR on October 22, 2008, 03:16:22 AM
it must be a joke...otherwise... :huh
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: TwentyFo on October 22, 2008, 03:16:57 AM
I sincerely think it is not ! The man got an ego more inflated than a sex doll

     9 GIAP code of conduct.
 
# Squad pilots shall not use abusive/foul language during game chat, voice or text, or on AH forums; Any racial, national, or sexually abusive remarks are strictly prohibited. Failure to comply with this rule will result in the pilot being ejected from the squad.
 
blah, blah, blah.......ah YESS

# If you have offended someone, be ready to apologise. Ability to see your mistakes and admit them shows strength, not weakness.







I'm offended, and I think an apology is warranted.  :aok
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Delirium on October 22, 2008, 04:05:43 AM
Twenty, you may have been offended, but the truth hurts.

I have a rule too, call them as I see them.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Tr0jan on October 22, 2008, 05:17:19 AM
I need someone not affilitated with the squad so my squaddies don't steal my assistant for themselves. Think of it like the show Entourage. I am Ari and my assistant will be like Loyd.

 :lol love that show
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Fugita on October 22, 2008, 05:38:25 AM
I think he forgot to mention that he also requires his assistant to have "Moobs" or Mancans as some might refer to them.  :eek:
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Husky01 on October 22, 2008, 06:08:35 AM
    9 GIAP code of conduct.
 
# Squad pilots shall not use abusive/foul language during game chat, voice or text, or on AH forums; Any racial, national, or sexually abusive remarks are strictly prohibited. Failure to comply with this rule will result in the pilot being ejected from the squad.
 
blah, blah, blah.......ah YESS

# If you have offended someone, be ready to apologise. Ability to see your mistakes and admit them shows strength, not weakness.







I'm offended, and I think an apology is warranted.  :aok

 :rofl Ill have to make sure I give Dantoo a hard time cause I know he would just laugh at you after he had read this.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: uberslet on October 22, 2008, 06:10:26 AM
I think he forgot to mention that he also requires his assistant to have "Moobs" or Mancans as some might refer to them.  :eek:

 :rofl :rofl twenty, i have a question thats already been asked but..

                   
You have not offered to explain the assistant package and benefits , the duties required are sound but what is the payoff . what are the perks so to speak if you do not mind the pun . I salute your approach it is fresh and in keeping with the spirit of the game as it seems the applicant would learn his craft under an experienced eye of the master .
                                                                                              :salute Nutte :salute

anyway, not sure if you avoided the question or just didnt notice it, :salute
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Hajo on October 22, 2008, 08:42:51 AM
I am positive.....in all my years of playing this game.  I've never read a post on this BBS this ignorant.

Both the poster.....and those who respond positively for the position, should have a reserved room at the nearest Psychiatric Facility.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Fugita on October 22, 2008, 08:57:17 AM
You're absolutely right Hajo we're sorry and we should have never gotten involved with this delinquency. Thank God you came along to show us the error in our ways. What would we do without you? We should just go ahead and turn this into another Adonai post.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: CAP1 on October 22, 2008, 08:59:40 AM
Hello, my name is TwentyFo and I'm looking for a personal assistant. I need someone who will always be at my side to run troops, bring me supplies, and any other thing that crosses my mind. You must change your name to 2FoJr. I am looking for someone who is a paid subscriber, but will consider a 2-weeker. You do not need a mic. If there is more than one applicant, I will consider having more than one assistant. PM me if you are interested. Thanks for your time  :aok




i don't understand why you need an assistant. you seem so wonderful, and omnipotent, that it is very surprising that you can't do it all yourself.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: CAP1 on October 22, 2008, 09:00:43 AM
I sincerely hope this is a joke...

aahh, don't spoil the kids fun :rofl
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: CAP1 on October 22, 2008, 09:02:04 AM
    9 GIAP code of conduct.
 
# Squad pilots shall not use abusive/foul language during game chat, voice or text, or on AH forums; Any racial, national, or sexually abusive remarks are strictly prohibited. Failure to comply with this rule will result in the pilot being ejected from the squad.
 
blah, blah, blah.......ah YESS

# If you have offended someone, be ready to apologise. Ability to see your mistakes and admit them shows strength, not weakness.







I'm offended, and I think an apology is warranted.  :aok

i can't say what i really think of you in here....i don't want another vacation from the bbs :rofl :furious
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: BaldEagl on October 22, 2008, 09:10:02 AM
I sincerely hope this is a joke...

Why would you think that?  SHawks got a pile of them.  They're called the Wings of something or other.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Noir on October 22, 2008, 09:23:08 AM
geez when I pushed the post button I was like "damn, I took the bait" but looks like it was the real deal !!!

I apologise if that offends you but I maintain my word :D
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Bodhi on October 22, 2008, 09:29:10 AM
You're absolutely right Hajo we're sorry and we should have never gotten involved with this delinquency. Thank God you came along to show us the error in our ways. What would we do without you? We should just go ahead and turn this into another Adonai post.

why, is twentyfour claiming to be an F-18 pilot currently going through transitioning from one type to another?
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: lunatic1 on October 22, 2008, 09:43:50 AM
r u nuts :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: TwentyFo on October 22, 2008, 12:21:50 PM
WOW!!!!

Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.

I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.

<S>
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Fugita on October 22, 2008, 12:27:18 PM
WOW!!!!

Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.

I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.

<S>

?apprentices?

Shouldn't that be apprentii?
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: kilz on October 22, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
SMOKEY23 not working out FO ya?? :rofl :rofl

                                                 :salute

i keep killing his Assistants
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: JB11 on October 22, 2008, 12:40:11 PM
WOW!!!!

Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.

I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.

<S>
What an idiot.  I swear I'm on the wrong rock.  Zazen!!!!!!!  Help!!!!!   :confused:
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Solar10 on October 22, 2008, 12:45:14 PM
24

I'll let Angry know and send him right over.  I'm sure he will do it for you.  By the way sorry about the fish smell but it comes with Angry as a package deal.


Consider it a gift from the Hells Angels.  :salute
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Babalonian on October 22, 2008, 02:39:44 PM
WOW!!!!

Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.

I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.

<S>

I knew you were Donald Trump!
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Kermit de frog on October 22, 2008, 03:01:29 PM
24

I'll let Angry know and send him right over.  I'm sure he will do it for you.  By the way sorry about the fish smell but it comes with Angry as a package deal.


Consider it a gift from the Hells Angels.  :salute

 :rofl

poor poor angry...

 :lol
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Lusche on October 22, 2008, 03:13:20 PM
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: avionix on October 22, 2008, 03:38:52 PM
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P

Admitting the problem is the first stop on the road to recovery.    :rofl
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Ack-Ack on October 22, 2008, 07:16:50 PM
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P


Best reply in this thread, thanks for the hearty laugh Lusche  :lol


ack-ack
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: KG45 on October 22, 2008, 10:37:27 PM
reading the text buffer and listening to range channel, it seems there are many players that consider everybody else in the game their personal assistant.

dam it's annoying.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: doc1kelley on October 23, 2008, 10:12:11 AM
Well I guess that the meaning of "OWNED" in this game has now been morphed into the title of "ASSISTANT".  GAWD... Give some of these folks a frigging life would ya?  ROFLOL

All the Best...

    Jay
  awDoc1
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: waystin2 on October 23, 2008, 10:38:12 AM
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P

Lusche you owe me money for the monitor that I just ruined spitting coffee all over it!   :rofl
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: BaldEagl on October 23, 2008, 11:55:10 AM
... following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader...

Well that right there proves it's true.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: texasmom on October 23, 2008, 11:36:29 PM
I'm considering applying.

I'd be that annoying assistant who pops her gum & files her nails all day while you whine about "Where's my SUPPLIES?!?!?!"  Then finally after you ask me about thirty times I'd get around to it, while I roll my eyes.

If you want coffee, get it yourself, too.  Especially if it's that pansy latte crap.

*edit* Oh, and I'd change my name to Owns24
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: PFactorDave on October 24, 2008, 12:03:37 AM
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P

 :rofl

I nearly spewed Coca-Cola on my monitor!  Which, as a fellow AH player, you know how serious such an occurence would be...  I'd be chasing a coke splotch for weeks, wondering why I can never quite get it into icon range!

Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: BillyD on October 24, 2008, 12:22:42 AM
24 has attained a new level of BBS trolling lately  :D I mean a totally NEW and unprecedented level

and IT is AWESOME
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: TwentyFo on October 24, 2008, 04:29:36 AM
I'm considering applying.

I'd be that annoying assistant who pops her gum & files her nails all day while you whine about "Where's my SUPPLIES?!?!?!"  Then finally after you ask me about thirty times I'd get around to it, while I roll my eyes.

If you want coffee, get it yourself, too.  Especially if it's that pansy latte crap.

*edit* Oh, and I'd change my name to Owns24


Hahahahahah...... I love it so much   ;)
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: TwentyFo on October 24, 2008, 04:34:08 AM
24 has attained a new level of BBS trolling lately  :D I mean a totally NEW and unprecedented level

and IT is AWESOME

Thanks bro..... I can't believe what I'm seeing. If you fellas only knew where I'm coming from you would be able to understand. It's too badddd. I look forward to serenading you all with my songs of hope and inspiration.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Noir on October 24, 2008, 04:35:17 AM
Thanks bro..... I can't believe what I'm seeing. If you fellas only knew where I'm coming from you would be able to understand. It's too badddd. I look forward to serenading you all with my songs of hope and inspiration.

You have servants at your place ?
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: TwentyFo on October 24, 2008, 05:09:40 AM
You have servants at your place ?

I'm just amazed how far this has gone. Those that think that this is even in the realm of possibility....well you guys need some help :)
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Noir on October 24, 2008, 05:57:14 AM
just trying to decipher your non sense here !
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: JB11 on October 24, 2008, 12:33:19 PM
I'm just amazed how far this has gone. Those that think that this is even in the realm of possibility....well you guys need some help :)

CALL THE SCHOOL MASTER!!!!!!
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Dragon on October 24, 2008, 12:53:11 PM
 :uhoh I wonder how many of the applicants now have to run back to their pwner and ask for their position on his leg again. :lol
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: MachNum on October 24, 2008, 04:12:14 PM
The really interesting thing is that it is completely possible to hire someone to do this for you. Thanks to the ability to outsource virtual tasks to anywhere in the world, you could easily find someone for such a position. Sure, it's gonna cost you a few hundred US every month, but hey, what does the Donald care?
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: crazyivan on October 24, 2008, 06:37:41 PM
Thanks bro..... I can't believe what I'm seeing. If you fellas only knew where I'm coming from you would be able to understand. It's too badddd. I look forward to serenading you all with my songs of hope and inspiration.
I'll put a quarter in the juke box. Play Casey Jones, you know the band! :aok
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: BillyD on October 24, 2008, 07:21:40 PM
Even better Help on the Way ----> Slipknot ------> Franklins  tower. Now fit that one on F12 range even with the 18 minute Fm improv section done solo vox :)
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: 4XTCH on October 25, 2008, 03:54:23 PM
I need someone not affilitated with the squad so my squaddies don't steal my assistant for themselves. Think of it like the show Entourage. I am Ari and my assistant will be like Loyd.


Aw c'mon!!! Thats discrimination!!! How come only gay people get to be your assistant!! :lol :lol :lol

4XTCH
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: Amsoil21 on October 25, 2008, 05:10:30 PM
that is the funniest and most unbelievable post I've ever seen..... all that there is to be said :O
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: TwentyFo on December 14, 2008, 03:27:26 AM
Unfortunately, I have not received any new applications in quite a while. The applicants didn't live up to expectations. The process needs to start at level 1 again. Im sorry for anyone's inconvenience, please re-submit applications. I love you all, and take care.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: ColKLink on December 14, 2008, 03:40:04 AM
First of all, can you house my sheep?......second of all  "polly" will only ride in a 110, hope thats all you fly,....3rdly, we dont fly where its cold, that "shot down " thing in cold weather frightens "us". We take ALL weekends off,...we normally fly between 4 am, and 10 am est. Only the best sheep food, also, polly  has gotten spoiled. If I sound like the type of  person you are looking for, send a nastygram.
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: MaSonZ on December 14, 2008, 10:13:22 AM
First of all, can you house my sheep?......second of all  "polly" will only ride in a 110, hope thats all you fly,....3rdly, we dont fly where its cold, that "shot down " thing in cold weather frightens "us". We take ALL weekends off,...we normally fly between 4 am, and 10 am est. Only the best sheep food, also, polly  has gotten spoiled. If I sound like the type of  person you are looking for, send a nastygram.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: kj714 on December 14, 2008, 11:34:10 AM
Don't forget to appoint someone the "check six" caller chair. Would that be the check six czar, the "C6Z"?
Title: Re: Looking For An Assistant
Post by: 442w30 on December 14, 2008, 11:55:06 AM
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P

 :lol

And being German, you can be his assistant in a most efficient manner