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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: TwentyFo on October 21, 2008, 06:27:45 PM
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Hello, my name is TwentyFo and I'm looking for a personal assistant. I need someone who will always be at my side to run troops, bring me supplies, and any other thing that crosses my mind. You must change your name to 2FoJr. I am looking for someone who is a paid subscriber, but will consider a 2-weeker. You do not need a mic. If there is more than one applicant, I will consider having more than one assistant. PM me if you are interested. Thanks for your time :aok
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SMOKEY23 not working out FO ya?? :rofl :rofl
:salute
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SMOKEY23 not working out FO ya?? :rofl :rofl
:salute
I need someone not affilitated with the squad so my squaddies don't steal my assistant for themselves. Think of it like the show Entourage. I am Ari and my assistant will be like Loyd.
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What, no salary or benefits?
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OOOO me! pick me!
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TwentyFour
As tempting as your offer may sound to newer folks , you have not offered to explain the assistant package and benefits , the duties required are sound but what is the payoff . what are the perks so to speak if you do not mind the pun . I salute your approach it is fresh and in keeping with the spirit of the game as it seems the applicant would learn his craft under an experienced eye of the master .
:salute Nutte :salute
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sounds more like you're looking for a 'posse'
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I sincerely hope this is a joke...
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I sincerely hope this is a joke...
I sincerely think it is not ! The man got an ego more inflated than a sex doll
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it must be a joke...otherwise... :huh
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I sincerely think it is not ! The man got an ego more inflated than a sex doll
9 GIAP code of conduct.
# Squad pilots shall not use abusive/foul language during game chat, voice or text, or on AH forums; Any racial, national, or sexually abusive remarks are strictly prohibited. Failure to comply with this rule will result in the pilot being ejected from the squad.
blah, blah, blah.......ah YESS
# If you have offended someone, be ready to apologise. Ability to see your mistakes and admit them shows strength, not weakness.
I'm offended, and I think an apology is warranted. :aok
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Twenty, you may have been offended, but the truth hurts.
I have a rule too, call them as I see them.
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I need someone not affilitated with the squad so my squaddies don't steal my assistant for themselves. Think of it like the show Entourage. I am Ari and my assistant will be like Loyd.
:lol love that show
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I think he forgot to mention that he also requires his assistant to have "Moobs" or Mancans as some might refer to them. :eek:
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9 GIAP code of conduct.
# Squad pilots shall not use abusive/foul language during game chat, voice or text, or on AH forums; Any racial, national, or sexually abusive remarks are strictly prohibited. Failure to comply with this rule will result in the pilot being ejected from the squad.
blah, blah, blah.......ah YESS
# If you have offended someone, be ready to apologise. Ability to see your mistakes and admit them shows strength, not weakness.
I'm offended, and I think an apology is warranted. :aok
:rofl Ill have to make sure I give Dantoo a hard time cause I know he would just laugh at you after he had read this.
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I think he forgot to mention that he also requires his assistant to have "Moobs" or Mancans as some might refer to them. :eek:
:rofl :rofl twenty, i have a question thats already been asked but..
You have not offered to explain the assistant package and benefits , the duties required are sound but what is the payoff . what are the perks so to speak if you do not mind the pun . I salute your approach it is fresh and in keeping with the spirit of the game as it seems the applicant would learn his craft under an experienced eye of the master .
:salute Nutte :salute
anyway, not sure if you avoided the question or just didnt notice it, :salute
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I am positive.....in all my years of playing this game. I've never read a post on this BBS this ignorant.
Both the poster.....and those who respond positively for the position, should have a reserved room at the nearest Psychiatric Facility.
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You're absolutely right Hajo we're sorry and we should have never gotten involved with this delinquency. Thank God you came along to show us the error in our ways. What would we do without you? We should just go ahead and turn this into another Adonai post.
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Hello, my name is TwentyFo and I'm looking for a personal assistant. I need someone who will always be at my side to run troops, bring me supplies, and any other thing that crosses my mind. You must change your name to 2FoJr. I am looking for someone who is a paid subscriber, but will consider a 2-weeker. You do not need a mic. If there is more than one applicant, I will consider having more than one assistant. PM me if you are interested. Thanks for your time :aok
i don't understand why you need an assistant. you seem so wonderful, and omnipotent, that it is very surprising that you can't do it all yourself.
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I sincerely hope this is a joke...
aahh, don't spoil the kids fun :rofl
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9 GIAP code of conduct.
# Squad pilots shall not use abusive/foul language during game chat, voice or text, or on AH forums; Any racial, national, or sexually abusive remarks are strictly prohibited. Failure to comply with this rule will result in the pilot being ejected from the squad.
blah, blah, blah.......ah YESS
# If you have offended someone, be ready to apologise. Ability to see your mistakes and admit them shows strength, not weakness.
I'm offended, and I think an apology is warranted. :aok
i can't say what i really think of you in here....i don't want another vacation from the bbs :rofl :furious
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I sincerely hope this is a joke...
Why would you think that? SHawks got a pile of them. They're called the Wings of something or other.
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geez when I pushed the post button I was like "damn, I took the bait" but looks like it was the real deal !!!
I apologise if that offends you but I maintain my word :D
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You're absolutely right Hajo we're sorry and we should have never gotten involved with this delinquency. Thank God you came along to show us the error in our ways. What would we do without you? We should just go ahead and turn this into another Adonai post.
why, is twentyfour claiming to be an F-18 pilot currently going through transitioning from one type to another?
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r u nuts :rolleyes:
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WOW!!!!
Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.
I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.
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WOW!!!!
Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.
I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.
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?apprentices?
Shouldn't that be apprentii?
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SMOKEY23 not working out FO ya?? :rofl :rofl
:salute
i keep killing his Assistants
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WOW!!!!
Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.
I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.
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What an idiot. I swear I'm on the wrong rock. Zazen!!!!!!! Help!!!!! :confused:
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24
I'll let Angry know and send him right over. I'm sure he will do it for you. By the way sorry about the fish smell but it comes with Angry as a package deal.
Consider it a gift from the Hells Angels. :salute
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WOW!!!!
Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.
I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.
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I knew you were Donald Trump!
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24
I'll let Angry know and send him right over. I'm sure he will do it for you. By the way sorry about the fish smell but it comes with Angry as a package deal.
Consider it a gift from the Hells Angels. :salute
:rofl
poor poor angry...
:lol
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I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes :P
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I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes :P
Admitting the problem is the first stop on the road to recovery. :rofl
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I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes :P
Best reply in this thread, thanks for the hearty laugh Lusche :lol
ack-ack
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reading the text buffer and listening to range channel, it seems there are many players that consider everybody else in the game their personal assistant.
dam it's annoying.
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Well I guess that the meaning of "OWNED" in this game has now been morphed into the title of "ASSISTANT". GAWD... Give some of these folks a frigging life would ya? ROFLOL
All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
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I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes :P
Lusche you owe me money for the monitor that I just ruined spitting coffee all over it! :rofl
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... following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader...
Well that right there proves it's true.
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I'm considering applying.
I'd be that annoying assistant who pops her gum & files her nails all day while you whine about "Where's my SUPPLIES?!?!?!" Then finally after you ask me about thirty times I'd get around to it, while I roll my eyes.
If you want coffee, get it yourself, too. Especially if it's that pansy latte crap.
*edit* Oh, and I'd change my name to Owns24
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I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes :P
:rofl
I nearly spewed Coca-Cola on my monitor! Which, as a fellow AH player, you know how serious such an occurence would be... I'd be chasing a coke splotch for weeks, wondering why I can never quite get it into icon range!
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24 has attained a new level of BBS trolling lately :D I mean a totally NEW and unprecedented level
and IT is AWESOME
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I'm considering applying.
I'd be that annoying assistant who pops her gum & files her nails all day while you whine about "Where's my SUPPLIES?!?!?!" Then finally after you ask me about thirty times I'd get around to it, while I roll my eyes.
If you want coffee, get it yourself, too. Especially if it's that pansy latte crap.
*edit* Oh, and I'd change my name to Owns24
Hahahahahah...... I love it so much ;)
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24 has attained a new level of BBS trolling lately :D I mean a totally NEW and unprecedented level
and IT is AWESOME
Thanks bro..... I can't believe what I'm seeing. If you fellas only knew where I'm coming from you would be able to understand. It's too badddd. I look forward to serenading you all with my songs of hope and inspiration.
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Thanks bro..... I can't believe what I'm seeing. If you fellas only knew where I'm coming from you would be able to understand. It's too badddd. I look forward to serenading you all with my songs of hope and inspiration.
You have servants at your place ?
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You have servants at your place ?
I'm just amazed how far this has gone. Those that think that this is even in the realm of possibility....well you guys need some help :)
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just trying to decipher your non sense here !
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I'm just amazed how far this has gone. Those that think that this is even in the realm of possibility....well you guys need some help :)
CALL THE SCHOOL MASTER!!!!!!
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:uhoh I wonder how many of the applicants now have to run back to their pwner and ask for their position on his leg again. :lol
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The really interesting thing is that it is completely possible to hire someone to do this for you. Thanks to the ability to outsource virtual tasks to anywhere in the world, you could easily find someone for such a position. Sure, it's gonna cost you a few hundred US every month, but hey, what does the Donald care?
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Thanks bro..... I can't believe what I'm seeing. If you fellas only knew where I'm coming from you would be able to understand. It's too badddd. I look forward to serenading you all with my songs of hope and inspiration.
I'll put a quarter in the juke box. Play Casey Jones, you know the band! :aok
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Even better Help on the Way ----> Slipknot ------> Franklins tower. Now fit that one on F12 range even with the 18 minute Fm improv section done solo vox :)
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I need someone not affilitated with the squad so my squaddies don't steal my assistant for themselves. Think of it like the show Entourage. I am Ari and my assistant will be like Loyd.
Aw c'mon!!! Thats discrimination!!! How come only gay people get to be your assistant!! :lol :lol :lol
4XTCH
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that is the funniest and most unbelievable post I've ever seen..... all that there is to be said :O
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Unfortunately, I have not received any new applications in quite a while. The applicants didn't live up to expectations. The process needs to start at level 1 again. Im sorry for anyone's inconvenience, please re-submit applications. I love you all, and take care.
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First of all, can you house my sheep?......second of all "polly" will only ride in a 110, hope thats all you fly,....3rdly, we dont fly where its cold, that "shot down " thing in cold weather frightens "us". We take ALL weekends off,...we normally fly between 4 am, and 10 am est. Only the best sheep food, also, polly has gotten spoiled. If I sound like the type of person you are looking for, send a nastygram.
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First of all, can you house my sheep?......second of all "polly" will only ride in a 110, hope thats all you fly,....3rdly, we dont fly where its cold, that "shot down " thing in cold weather frightens "us". We take ALL weekends off,...we normally fly between 4 am, and 10 am est. Only the best sheep food, also, polly has gotten spoiled. If I sound like the type of person you are looking for, send a nastygram.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Don't forget to appoint someone the "check six" caller chair. Would that be the check six czar, the "C6Z"?
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I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes :P
:lol
And being German, you can be his assistant in a most efficient manner