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Title: Soap on a rope
Post by: Jackal1 on October 22, 2008, 10:03:53 AM
Do many here use this or do you find yourself constantly bending over in the shower?
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 22, 2008, 10:15:01 AM
I heard Serenity has a great method involving a butt crack.
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Fugita on October 22, 2008, 10:33:22 AM
I put an extension on the rope so the soap hangs below my waist and then I drilled a hole in the soap.

Look!!! No Hands!!! :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: SpazMan on October 22, 2008, 11:16:04 AM
I put an extension on the rope so the soap hangs below my waist and then I drilled a hole in the soap.

Look!!! No Hands!!! :rofl :rofl

That's just wrong...... :rofl  :rofl  :rofl
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 22, 2008, 11:32:34 AM
I put an extension on the rope so the soap hangs below my waist and then I drilled a hole in the soap.

Look!!! No Hands!!! :rofl :rofl

That reminds me, can I get that 1/2 inch bit back?
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Fugita on October 22, 2008, 11:38:31 AM
That reminds me, can I get that 1/2 inch bit back?


You said you wouldn't tell :cry
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 22, 2008, 11:49:15 AM
I would not have brought it up but I just picked up a new bar of soap.
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: VonMessa on October 22, 2008, 11:49:45 AM
Do many here use this or do you find yourself constantly bending over in the shower?

You sir, are very wrong.........
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Airscrew on October 22, 2008, 12:04:45 PM
I put an extension on the rope so the soap hangs below my waist and then I drilled a hole in the soap.

Look!!! No Hands!!! :rofl :rofl
thats just dumb, I tried that at home, drilled a hole in the soap, and all the soap ran out of the squeeze bottle...
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Fugita on October 22, 2008, 12:05:10 PM
Do many here use this or do you find yourself constantly bending over in the shower?

Von Messa is absolutely right, you are wrong.

You shouldn't be bending over. You could hurt your back. Instead you should squat.

Good catch Von :aok Keepin it safe and watchin out for the community :salute
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: avionix on October 22, 2008, 12:45:19 PM
<<<  Never bends over in the shower.  I also make dang sure I never drop anything either.
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Curlew on October 22, 2008, 03:50:12 PM
That reminds me, can I get that 1/2 inch bit back?

 :rofl  :lol :rofl  :lol :rofl  :lol :rofl
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: JAGED on October 22, 2008, 04:05:12 PM
And, just in time for the holidays...  Pope on a rope...

(http://scottwlewis.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lagoon_pope800.jpg)
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: dentin on October 22, 2008, 04:58:59 PM
And, just in time for the holidays...  Pope on a rope...

(http://scottwlewis.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lagoon_pope800.jpg)

Pretty much saying "put a rope on a dope.  :devil
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Jackal1 on October 23, 2008, 05:25:32 AM
You sir, are very wrong.........

Hmmmmm. Sounds like a habitual dropper.
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: SD67 on October 23, 2008, 06:23:38 AM
I've been to places where soap ain't the only thing you better have on a rope.:lol
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: MrRiplEy[H] on October 23, 2008, 07:08:45 AM
I use shower shampoo
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: G0ALY on October 23, 2008, 09:41:58 AM
SO... Nobody else used powdered soap? (Just because of how long it takes you to pick up once you’ve dropped it.)
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Dragon on October 23, 2008, 10:30:25 AM
thats just dumb, I tried that at home, drilled a hole in the soap, and all the soap ran out of the squeeze bottle...


 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Tom5572 on October 23, 2008, 02:48:57 PM
and why wouldn't you want to drop the soap in the shower anyway :huh
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Dragon on October 23, 2008, 02:59:26 PM
and why wouldn't you want to drop the soap in the shower anyway :huh


You a fan of "Brokeback Tubbin"  ??   :uhoh
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Jackal1 on October 24, 2008, 08:10:42 AM
You a fan of "Brokeback Tubbin"  ??   :uhoh

 :lol
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Curval on October 24, 2008, 08:33:02 AM
Unlike Jackal I don't shower with other men and therefore have no need for soap on a rope.
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Jackal1 on October 24, 2008, 09:15:36 AM
Spongebob Squarepants speaks.  :lol
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: VonMessa on October 24, 2008, 09:19:34 AM
Hmmmmm. Sounds like a habitual dropper.

If you went camping and woke up with a condom hanging out of your  <insert preferred orifice here>

Would you tell anyone?

 :noid
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Jackal1 on October 24, 2008, 09:25:55 AM
If you went camping and woke up with a condom hanging out of your  <insert preferred orifice here>

Would you tell anyone?

 :noid

You will have to seek professional help with your little problem.
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: VonMessa on October 24, 2008, 09:28:31 AM
I tried to no avail.

Besides, you know how I like to give you material to respond to.        :aok
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Jackal1 on October 24, 2008, 09:29:38 AM
I tried to no avail.

Try the yellow pages under P.   :aok
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 24, 2008, 09:39:45 AM
If you went camping and woke up with a condom hanging out of your  <insert preferred orifice here>

Would you tell anyone?

 :noid

Your secret is safe with us. :salute
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: VonMessa on October 24, 2008, 09:53:59 AM
Your secret is safe with us. :salute

<the bait has been taken   :lol  >

Wanna go camping?
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 24, 2008, 10:12:13 AM
<the bait has been taken   :lol  >

Wanna go camping?

That depends... Do you have a hole in your soap or not?
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: iTunes on October 24, 2008, 10:43:30 AM
Working here in San Francisco lends me to not actually using said soap on the rope......
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: VonMessa on October 24, 2008, 11:17:33 AM
That depends... Do you have a hole in your soap or not?


That's like asking if I have any Grey Poupon..

Doesn't everyone?       :rofl


(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/m_soap_1.gif)
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: SD67 on October 26, 2008, 06:17:00 AM
That's one smart way to use a drill Von.
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: DiabloTX on October 26, 2008, 06:54:58 AM
Bar soap is sooooo bad for your skin.  You should use a loofa or a shower scrub that will exfoliate and soften.  Also, use a good body wash that moisturizes and leaves a clean, fresh scent.

Oh, that reminds me, the new International Male catalog is here!
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Xasthur on October 28, 2008, 10:49:58 AM
For a post dripping with sarcasm, you certainly have a fine knowledge of skin care, Diablo.

Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 28, 2008, 11:13:54 AM
For a post dripping with sarcasm, you certainly have a fine knowledge of skin care, Diablo.



How else do you think he maintains that sexy sheen on his melon?  Turtle wax alone is just not enough.
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: VonMessa on October 28, 2008, 01:03:17 PM
For a post dripping with sarcasm, you certainly have a fine knowledge of skin care, Diablo.




I can almost guarantee you that he learned it from the hottie draped all over his automobile.   :aok
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: avionix on October 28, 2008, 01:11:54 PM
Turtle wax alone is just not enough.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: DiabloTX on October 28, 2008, 05:11:17 PM
For a post dripping with sarcasm, you certainly have a fine knowledge of skin care, Diablo.



Well, if one also didn't know, one wouldn't know.  But I'll keep your little secret!
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Xasthur on October 28, 2008, 09:25:23 PM
Hahaha, keep dodgin' mate  :aok
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Curlew on October 29, 2008, 12:46:47 AM
von, that looks like a great way to put a hole in your hand, which would give rubbin one out a whole new meaning
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 29, 2008, 09:31:34 AM
von, that looks like a great way to put a hole in your hand, which would give rubbin one out a whole new meaning

That's hardcore dude... hardcore.  Dedication to ones craft is truly admirable.
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: VonMessa on October 29, 2008, 09:40:01 AM
Hey, if you're gonna do something, do it right   :aok
Title: Re: Soap on a rope
Post by: Fugita on October 31, 2008, 04:38:45 PM
Bar soap is sooooo bad for your skin.  You should use a loofa or a shower scrub that will exfoliate and soften.  Also, use a good body wash that moisturizes and leaves a clean, fresh scent.

Oh, that reminds me, the new International Male catalog is here!

I tried a loofa once. After I hollowed it out I found it to be a horrible experience.