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Title: yard and porch decorations
Post by: Hangtime on October 24, 2008, 06:59:11 PM
the neighbors are goin nuts again.. halloween craziness.

Worse, spotted my wife ordering more yard gnomes.

(http://www.blavish.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/mooning-gnome-fun.jpg)

Whats in your yard?
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: AKIron on October 24, 2008, 07:09:01 PM
Spooks of course, 'tis the season.
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: kamilyun on October 24, 2008, 07:56:55 PM

Whats in your yard?


What's in my yard?  I watermelon you not...A peacock.  Shows up every other day.  My daughter feeds it goldfish crackers and rice cakes.  Likes her the most b/c of that.

Oh, I did put up a small string of jack-o-lantern lights and carved a real one.  Daughter loves pointing them out to me at night.

(http://gallery.hd.org/_tn/std/natural-science/peacock-male-peafowl-genus-Pavo-lustrous-blue-neck-Chester-Zoo-tweaked-1-BG.jpg)
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: Nefarious on October 24, 2008, 08:07:25 PM
Steeler Flag.

Although the Halloween standards are slowly starting to appear.
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: RATTFINK on October 24, 2008, 08:13:26 PM
I don't have a yard, I have a balcony.

I have a Weber Grill, two tomatoe plants, a chair, Bavarian wind chime, & the US flag hanging on the wall.
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: ASTAC on October 24, 2008, 08:35:32 PM
Nothing on my porch since it's not allowed in my complex...and obviously no yard (being an apartment)

Porches in the neighborhood across the tracks are full of these though

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/daveman123/monkboy1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: Mr No Name on October 24, 2008, 08:37:56 PM
What's in my yard?  I watermelon you not...A peacock.  Shows up every other day.  My daughter feeds it goldfish crackers and rice cakes.  Likes her the most b/c of that.

Oh, I did put up a small string of jack-o-lantern lights and carved a real one.  Daughter loves pointing them out to me at night.

(http://gallery.hd.org/_tn/std/natural-science/peacock-male-peafowl-genus-Pavo-lustrous-blue-neck-Chester-Zoo-tweaked-1-BG.jpg)

What do they call a female Peacock?
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: Holden McGroin on October 24, 2008, 08:39:10 PM
What do they call a female Peacock?

Peacock, peahen, peafowl.

What's in my yard?  Friggin moles.

Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: Hangtime on October 24, 2008, 08:47:02 PM
Nothing on my porch since it's not allowed in my complex...and obviously no yard (being an apartment)

Porches in the neighborhood across the tracks are full of these though

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/daveman123/monkboy1-1.jpg)

i've seen those.

no, wait, maybe it was ACORN's or pine cone carvings.

from a little distance they all look alike.

Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: Speed55 on October 24, 2008, 08:48:50 PM
What do they call a female Peacock?

 :lol
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 24, 2008, 08:52:26 PM
Nothing on my porch since it's not allowed in my complex...and obviously no yard (being an apartment)

Porches in the neighborhood across the tracks are full of these though

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/daveman123/monkboy1-1.jpg)
Eject! Eject! Eject!

Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: ASTAC on October 24, 2008, 08:56:25 PM
So your neighborhood is full of porch monkeys?



You said it...not me..
I assume you're taking it back for us?
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: ASTAC on October 24, 2008, 09:23:10 PM
What do they call a female Peacock?

P E A C U N T
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: glock89 on October 24, 2008, 09:25:43 PM
So your neighborhood is full of porch monkeys?


:huh
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 24, 2008, 09:27:41 PM
You said it...not me..
I assume you're taking it back for us?

What else would you call a monkey you put on a porch?  Are those things collectibles?
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: Mr No Name on October 24, 2008, 09:30:47 PM
 :eek:   :O
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: ASTAC on October 24, 2008, 09:34:25 PM
What else would you call a monkey you put on a porch?  Are those things collectibles?

They used to be.
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: Hangtime on October 24, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
(http://www.wernernagel.co.nz/gnome.jpg)

IT'S DEAD NOW, JIM.
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: MoeRon on October 24, 2008, 10:21:21 PM
 :rofl :aok :lol
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: lazs2 on October 25, 2008, 10:31:40 AM
a lot of people leave their monkeys out on the porch around here.

lazs
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: Casca on October 25, 2008, 11:49:59 AM
I laughed, I cried.  RIP Thread.
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: rabbidrabbit on October 25, 2008, 12:04:00 PM
a lot of people leave their monkeys out on the porch around here.

lazs

Really?  It must be a regional thing.  All I have ever seen in New Hampshire is a few Garden Gnomes.  They used to be more popular but then midgets got on the news and made a big deal being made fun of.  Some people are just way too sensitive. 

Guess the porch monkey is a southern thing.  You guys have some weird tastes.

Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: dyna76 on October 25, 2008, 12:14:39 PM
Just for fun, I put up two signs in my front yard that say"DANGER:MINE FIELD"................I think the barb wire and the two mean german shepards I have tied to the porch give it the full effect.

I leave the porch light on every year for trick or treat night, but I never seem to get any kids at my door. Has a great effect on keeping away the Jahova witness too............ :noid
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: CAP1 on October 25, 2008, 05:01:41 PM
a lot of people leave their monkeys out on the porch around here.

lazs
:noid
Title: Re: yard and porch decorations
Post by: glock89 on October 25, 2008, 05:17:56 PM
Just for fun, I put up two signs in my front yard that say"DANGER:MINE FIELD"................I think the barb wire and the two mean german shepards I have tied to the porch give it the full effect.

I leave the porch light on every year for trick or treat night, but I never seem to get any kids at my door. Has a great effect on keeping away the Jahova witness too............ :noid
:lol :lol