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Title: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Bronk on October 24, 2008, 08:25:14 PM
Over top of the roll or off the back of the roll?
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Rollins on October 24, 2008, 08:26:52 PM
Over the top, chief.

Under just feels like I'm failing my bellybutton somehow.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: mietla on October 24, 2008, 08:31:05 PM
depends on your political views
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Rollins on October 24, 2008, 08:33:30 PM
Careful, there...  :noid
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: eskimo2 on October 24, 2008, 08:37:00 PM
I hear Dems just use the Constitution...

Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Holden McGroin on October 24, 2008, 08:40:39 PM
Mines on the inside of a cabinet door and threaded thru a slot of the door.

Gotta  go over the top to line up with the slot.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: DMBEAR on October 24, 2008, 08:41:07 PM
On the counter.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Hangtime on October 24, 2008, 08:41:45 PM
charmin. i like to squeeze it.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Bronk on October 24, 2008, 08:43:23 PM
charmin. i like to squeeze it.
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Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: glock89 on October 24, 2008, 09:01:59 PM
(http://americancopywriter.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/20/33874119.jpg)
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Xasthur on October 24, 2008, 09:04:44 PM
Over or death!
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: vorticon on October 24, 2008, 09:35:33 PM
counter.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Hangtime on October 24, 2008, 09:36:24 PM
when guests come over i hide it.

so they can't squeeze my charmin.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Rollins on October 24, 2008, 09:49:28 PM
Tease.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Masherbrum on October 24, 2008, 09:52:57 PM
Over. 
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: lasersailor184 on October 24, 2008, 09:55:15 PM
Psh, sidemount counterclockwise. 
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: MoeRon on October 24, 2008, 10:26:38 PM
That's Clarence Oveur. Over
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: SFCHONDO on October 25, 2008, 02:59:01 AM
(http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Nilsen on October 25, 2008, 04:01:06 AM
Over if the missus puts it on. If i do it its a 50/50 chanse it will be under.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: DiabloTX on October 25, 2008, 04:44:05 AM
TP is sooooo crude.

Bidet's all the way.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Bruv119 on October 25, 2008, 05:31:08 AM
is great that the O club is now dealing with the tissues that Matter  hehe.

Over deffo.

Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Angus on October 25, 2008, 06:54:57 AM
BTW,which hand do you use to wipe, the left or right?
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: eskimo2 on October 25, 2008, 07:54:24 AM
TP is sooooo crude.

Bidet's all the way.

We have one too; I hate pooping away from home now.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: dyna76 on October 25, 2008, 08:41:56 AM
 :devil........I buy the good stuff like Charmin for me, then when company comes over i switch it with the generic type. If you dont wrap it at least 8 times around your hand, there is a good chance your hand or a finger busts through and you are left sitting there wondering if you got poop on yourself..................... :rofl
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Dago on October 25, 2008, 09:17:01 AM
TP is designed to go over the top, just look at any that has a pattern printed on it and you can see the print only shows in an over the top presentation.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Enker on October 25, 2008, 12:46:29 PM
Over the top when company comes over shows a yuppie perfectionist side of you. Under shows the lazy slob side. And using leaves just shows the nasty hillbilly side. Just put it on the floor within reach. :rock
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: stroker71 on October 25, 2008, 01:32:05 PM
TP is designed to go over the top, just look at any that has a pattern printed on it and you can see the print only shows in an over the top presentation.

You must spend alot of time in the bathroom...I have never noticed that before.  When I was married my wife and I got in a huge fight over which way the TP was to be put on.  I didn't care,  I do my biz, wipe and flush...who cares how it came off the roll.  We got in huge fights over how I folded the towels too....hence the reason I am divorced.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: glock89 on October 25, 2008, 01:35:04 PM
You must spend alot of time in the bathroom...I have never noticed that before.  When I was married my wife and I got in a huge fight over which way the TP was to be put on.  I didn't care,  I do my biz, wipe and flush...who cares how it came off the roll.  We got in huge fights over how I folded the towels too....hence the reason I am divorced.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: culero on October 25, 2008, 02:10:58 PM
Mines on the inside of a cabinet door and threaded thru a slot of the door.

Gotta  go over the top to line up with the slot.

Wow, great idea! Now where's my jigsaw?
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Rollins on October 25, 2008, 03:39:14 PM
is great that the O club is now dealing with the tissues that Matter  hehe.

Over deffo.



That's like blaming the dog for not cranking out puppies after you cut his nuts off.  :aok
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: AWMac on October 25, 2008, 04:01:47 PM
I just wait for the cat to walk by. 
3 Swipes and I'm done.
Let the cat deal with it.

Mac
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: Hangtime on October 25, 2008, 10:48:04 PM
3? you may need to have your bung hole rectumfied.

or get a cat with fur.
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: DMBEAR on October 26, 2008, 11:31:07 PM
is great that the O club is now dealing with the tissues that Matter  hehe.

Over deffo.



This one made me laugh so hard  :rofl I SHARTED.  :eek:
Title: Re: Bathroom tissue
Post by: crazyivan on October 26, 2008, 11:49:49 PM
ahhh %$#@ i stepped in guano ! :uhoh