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Title: molasses causes diarrhea
Post by: Steve on November 04, 2008, 08:20:33 PM

So my wife made a batch of Ginger Snap cookies.  My personal favorite and a cookie my now deceased grandmother made especially for me as a kid.

On of the ingeredients is Molasses.  I must  have eaten 2 dozen of them last night. Anyway, I was extremely, prolifically gassy all morning.  The poop hit the fan right as I was entering my son's school to pick him up. I spent a good 15 minutes in the bathroom right off of the entrance. I exploded noisily and repeatedly. I dunno if anyone heard but I wouldn't be surprised if they did. I'm just glad I wasn't running a marathon while wearing a straw cowboy hat. Some of the damage:



Straw hat reference:


See Rule 7

Title: Re: molasses causes diarrhea
Post by: Meatwad on November 04, 2008, 08:29:24 PM

 :noid

 :uhoh

Title: Re: molasses causes diarrhea
Post by: RATTFINK on November 04, 2008, 08:29:46 PM

Nice knowing ya!


LOL btw :)

Title: Re: molasses causes diarrhea
Post by: kamilyun on November 04, 2008, 08:30:12 PM

That is so wrong  

 :uhoh