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Title: christmas is on it's way
Post by: SPKmes on November 19, 2008, 11:25:03 AM
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve
And says, ''I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
Mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough''.

''Dad, what are you talking about?'' the son screams.
'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,'' the father says.
''We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
Call your sister in Leeds and tell her.''
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. ''Like hell
They're getting divorced,'' she shouts, ''I'll take care of this,''
She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, ''You are NOT
Getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling
my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do
A thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?'' and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. ''Okay,'' he says,
''They're coming for Christmas and they're paying their own way.''
 
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Post by: texasmom on November 19, 2008, 11:41:16 AM
 :lol Cute.
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Post by: Maverick on November 19, 2008, 12:10:01 PM
Old age and treachery......
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Post by: Raptor on November 19, 2008, 01:50:49 PM
 :rofl

Christmas is being advertised exceptionally early this year, probably because the economy expects a boost around Christmas time.
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Post by: avionix on November 19, 2008, 02:25:16 PM
 :rofl

That is pretty good.
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Post by: DiabloTX on November 19, 2008, 02:26:21 PM
I lol'd a little at that one...
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Post by: Denholm on November 19, 2008, 02:32:42 PM
Not a bad idea for someone who considers himself to be old. :lol
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Post by: Skyeho on November 19, 2008, 02:35:42 PM
Too funny :aok
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Post by: Latrobe on November 19, 2008, 03:06:28 PM
 :rofl That's clever! The 27th, right after Christmas, I'll be going to Myrtle beach, South Carolina for some fun in the sun.  :D