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Title: funny acrostics
Post by: NEARY on November 27, 2008, 11:47:52 PM: ok so lets make funny acrostics......

i will start

Don't
Expect
Luggage
To
Arrive
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: PFactorDave on November 28, 2008, 12:10:43 AM: Quote from: NEARY on November 27, 2008, 11:47:52 PM
ok so lets make funny acrostics......

i will start

Don't
Expect
Luggage
To
Arrive

When I was in college (an aviation centered school), I was studying Engineering while most of my friends were Professional Pilot Students... We always referred to Delta as...

Don't
Even
Leave
The
Airport

And of course, TWA which has a hub in St Louis (where I went to school)...

Teenie
Weenie
Airlines
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: Spikes on November 28, 2008, 02:06:03 AM: Ehh...my dad and i always refer to U.S. Airways as Useless Airways...
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: deSelys on November 28, 2008, 02:20:47 AM: SABENA (former belgian airline and incidentally also a huge money pit) was often called
Such
A
Bad
Experience
Never
Again
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: VonMessa on November 28, 2008, 03:59:12 AM: With regard to the never ending list of add-ons available for the ultimate adult lego-set, the Wrangler.......

Just
Empty
Every
Pocket
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: CyranoAH on November 28, 2008, 05:13:02 AM: COBOL

Completely
Obsolete
Business
Oriented
Language
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: Hawk78th on November 28, 2008, 07:35:58 AM: :huh

Cheap
Engineering
Sh*tty
Service
No
Airspeed

( I must confess.. I'd Rather see a Cessna in my Hangar than a Lear(60) for work.... but hey... they both pay the bills...) :rolleyes:

British Aerospace (BAe) was always
Bring
Another
Engine

Because ....ya know BAe146 had four engines... it needed 5 :pray

The ole PBA Airline....( Provincetown Boston Airlines) was ALWAYS

Probably
Be
Alright

or

Pine
Box
Airlines

When the Denver Intn'l Airport (DIA) first opened up...( Baggage system wasn't working ....)

Dis
Is
Asinine

I have more......

:devil
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: Stage1 on November 28, 2008, 10:49:44 AM: CHEVROLET
Crappy
Heavy
Engines
Valves
Rot
Out
Leaving
Engine
Tuneless

JEEP
Junk
Every
Engine
Part

NEMF (New England Motor Freight)
Not
Expecting
My
Freight
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: lowZX14 on November 28, 2008, 10:52:32 AM: Uncle
Sam's
Motorcycle
Club

Uncle
Sam's
Misguided
Children

University of
Science
Music &
Culture
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: Dragon on November 28, 2008, 11:51:48 AM: Fu@#ed
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: JAGED on November 28, 2008, 01:44:11 PM: Poor
Old
Numpty
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: Spikes on November 28, 2008, 01:49:34 PM: Ford:

Found
On
Road
Dead
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: Barrett on November 28, 2008, 03:54:36 PM: Bring
More
Wallets
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: Stage1 on November 28, 2008, 04:15:43 PM: OLDSMOBILE
Old
Laides
Driving
Slow
May
Obstruct
Businessmen
In
Leaving
Early

BMW
Barrowed
Money
Wasted

VW
Very
Weak
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: oakranger on November 28, 2008, 04:21:44 PM: GRASS

Good
Ranchers
Applied
Smart
Solutions

BOAT

Bring
Out
Another
Thousand
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: JB88 on November 28, 2008, 04:30:00 PM: Old
Curmugeons
Lacking
Useful
Benefit

:P
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: deSelys on November 29, 2008, 02:45:12 AM: Fixed
Or
Repaired
Daily
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: allaire on November 29, 2008, 06:39:54 PM: Swift trucking
Sure
Wish
I
Finished
Training

Muscles
Are
Required
Intelligence
Not
Essential
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: JB88 on November 29, 2008, 09:03:27 PM: Surviellance based
Killing
Unit that
Zippity
Zaps
You
Title: Re: funny acrostics
Post by: ink on November 29, 2008, 09:43:13 PM: Move
over
pentastar
aproching
rapidly