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Title: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: Newman5 on December 03, 2008, 06:42:51 PM
For you College Football fans:


BCS DECLARES GERMANY WINNER OF WORLD WAR II
US Ranked 4th

After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS
computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS
declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

"Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the
annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into
conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark,
Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and
Russia; however considering their entire body of work--including an
incredibly tough Strength of Schedule--our computers deemed them worthy of
the #1 ranking."

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner
stated "The US only had two major victories--Japan and Germany. The
computer models, unlike humans, aren't influenced by head-to-head
contests--they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted
event."

German Chancellor Adolph Hiter said "Yes, we lost to the US; but we
defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks." Herr Hitler has been
criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn 'style points' to
enhance Germany's rankings. Hitler protested "Our contest with Poland was
in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly
challenging and demanded the application of additional forces."

The French ranking has also come under scrutiny. The BCS commented "
France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1
ranking they only fell to #2."

Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the
Philippines.
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: Shuffler on December 03, 2008, 06:45:16 PM
Are you making lite of murder??
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: Newman5 on December 03, 2008, 06:48:01 PM
No, making light of the BCS system.
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: DiabloTX on December 03, 2008, 06:53:46 PM
For the record, Norway never surrendered, they just "gave up".
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: Rollins on December 03, 2008, 06:54:57 PM
Are you making lite of murder??

 :rolleyes:

Just a joke, dude. I found it pretty funny.
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: Jappa52 on December 03, 2008, 06:56:20 PM
No, no, nooooo Diablo they didn’t give up; the royalty “vacationed” in London….
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: DiabloTX on December 03, 2008, 06:57:27 PM
Ok, they surrendered then.
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: DiabloTX on December 03, 2008, 06:58:03 PM
Doesn't Aces High make light of murder?
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: CAVPFCDD on December 03, 2008, 07:17:22 PM
For the record, Norway never surrendered, they just "gave up".

the story of the invasion of norway was actually very interesting, the royal family managed to sneak themselves and the countries gold out of norway on norwegian fishing boats, lots of cool resistance stories too, the norwegians didn't "give up" they fought bravely against horrible odds
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: DiabloTX on December 03, 2008, 07:20:52 PM
No way dude, they TOTALLY surrendered.  Then gave up.
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: Rollins on December 03, 2008, 07:47:26 PM
You mean like France?
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: DiabloTX on December 03, 2008, 07:59:37 PM
No, like America did to North Vietnam.  If you're going to compare, COMPARE!
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: Rollins on December 03, 2008, 08:03:12 PM
No, like America did to North Vietnam.  If you're going to compare, COMPARE!

Ah, good point.  You know, this could probably be solved in 5 posts or less if we knew someone from Norway... 
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: DiabloTX on December 03, 2008, 09:03:47 PM
Yeah, if only...
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: Masherbrum on December 03, 2008, 09:33:39 PM
Come on GScholz, the suspense is killing us, not the U.S.
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: DMBEAR on December 03, 2008, 09:42:59 PM
Heheeee, style points!  :rofl
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: CAVPFCDD on December 03, 2008, 10:22:55 PM
i'm norwegian, learn some history before you start making unfounded comments
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: Meatwad on December 03, 2008, 11:08:37 PM
America lives on unfounded comments, its the american way!  :aok
Title: Re: For you CFB fans: BCS declares Germany winner of WWII
Post by: Curlew on December 03, 2008, 11:28:20 PM
 :rofl